celeb news Swifties hijack a plane, force passengers to listen to Taylor

[Carry My Heart]

[ItsJustMe.]

a nightmare  

[secretgarden]

inb4 the 9/11 jokes. 

[Brikenbur]

Forever baffled by …. obsession with mediocrity 

Edited February 22 by Brikenbur

[RideOrDie]

the aviation pollution continues... 

[Johnny Jacobs]

It's giving 

 

 

[Oktober Knight]

That looks like pure hell 

[Pheromosa]

I thought the plane was rocking back and forth 

[skankle]

[mercurialworld]

me: https://nationalpost.com/news/world/south-korean-arrested-for-opening-plane-emergency-exit-door-faces-up-to-10-years-in-prison

[PMM]

vile

[bjorn]

Where are the hijackers when we need them 

 

Spoiler

Jk don’t report me pls 

 

[WildAmerican]

i just know these girls have zero personality outside of this

[Just a Gay on ATRL]

Honestly if I was stuck on this flight, and having been around Swifties irl like this, I'd have fun being shady af on this flight. I'd start talking to one of them and be like

 

"So do you girls ALWAYS do this? How... cute!"

"Which cult base are you girls flying to this time? Do you all have different factions like The Hunger Games?"

"Do you have your next worship incantation memorized already? I'm watching you! Make sure you do your HW!"

"Do you all know this song by heart because you purchased 20 different versions of the same vinyl for $400 total?"

[Cheers]

Wish I was there with them  

I'd snatch aux and play SAD BEAUTIFUL TRAGIC by Queen Swift  

[James_Dean]

Terrorism 

[teenager]

coming for Jessie J's plane residency

[Devin]

[Sergi91]

Another terrorist organization 

[glitch]

It's basically mass hysteria at this point 

[airplane]

The Australian CAA needs to take notice of this tragedy

Edited February 16 by airplane

[Venice B]

as much as i like taylor this is a nightmare scenario  

[Blue Monday]

Call it what it is: terrorism 

[Marry The Gods]

the random guy in the middle wondering what type of fuckery is going on 

[Blue Jeans]

Worms for brains!