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Oh my god this mixtape is horrendous. All she says is f*** f*** f*** f*** f***, and each songs sounds like a snippet of demo/idea that should be left in the trash on a MacBook. And for some reason the songs on this thing sound super low-key sonically compared to the first S*** Pop which isn’t doing any favors. Even though the last S*** Pop sounds more plastic at least it’s vibrant and has better lyrics and songs than this one. Production is so samey and boring throughout the album. The only salvageable tracks are “Rim Job,” “C***blocker” (but the production sounds so cheap on the verses), “Cubana,” and “Can We F***?”

 

20/100

 

P. S. I love how someone commented “predicted ‘album’ duration: 25 minutes” before the tracklist dropped and it actually came true.

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Why is out already... the poster literally says 12am EST...did they make a mistake? :rip:

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HEAD HEAD HONCHO IS THE HITTTTT

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So far none of the songs are giving

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i need the album to have a lot of sexual moans. like ppopcaine type moans and baddieness but also really sensual smooth ones :clap3:

 

imo this song wins for most sexually explicit song ever and i love it :jonny6:

 

 

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The production is insane on like every song , especially Get F**ked

 

I’m gagged

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The EP is garbage.

 

Can We **** should've been in **** Pop 1

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4 minutes ago, Delirious said:

i need the album to have a lot of sexual moans. like ppopcaine type moans and baddieness but also really sensual smooth ones :clap3:

 

imo this song wins for most sexually explicit song ever and i love it :jonny6:

 

 

There are ZERO moans on the album. **** Pop 1 had many but this one doesn't have any. The only explicit sound on the whole album is the gagging sounds on the intro of the second track :rip:

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The only song I don’t care for is Cubana

 

I loooove everything else :jonny: my favs are Head Head Honcho, Rim Job, Get F**ked, Can We F**k?, and Banana Boat

 

C*ck Blocker is so A Little Bit Alexis coded

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3 minutes ago, Kayseri Mantisi said:

There are ZERO moans on the album. **** Pop 1 had many but this one doesn't have any. The only explicit sound on the whole album is the gagging sounds on the intro of the second track :rip:

girll....what....:rip::rip:my day is ruined bye

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Just now, Delirious said:

girll....what....:rip::rip:my day is ruined bye

Had to tell you so you can lower the expectations a bit...

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**** Pop Reprise: cute intro 7/10

Gag On It: CUNTY I thought it sampled FTCU lol it feels like it needs an Azealia Banks feature 10/10

Fuckin’ This Fuckin’ That: the transition to this!!! so fun 10/10

Banana Boat: this feels sooo similar to other song but i can't tell which one 6/10

Get ******: something darkier! feels like TOTL meets **** Pop meets cocaine 10/10

Rim Job: I started listening and ended up feeling like a cheerleader http://lanaboards.com/uploads/emoticons/default_party.gif8/10

Cockblocker: this needed a few more moanings 6/10

Butt Slutt: AGAIN great transition but at this point the instrumental felt too repetitive HANKY PANKY DADDY YANKEE LOL 8/10

Head Head Honcho: feels fresh after going too repetitive, malibu meets miAMI 9/10

Cubana: Throat Goat 2.0 5/10

Whale Cock: They Wanna *** mashup with Superpower ***** lol 5/10

Can We ****?: it ended so fast! i wanted to hear more, glossy pop 10/10

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she's allergic to making good music and all the songs produced by dr luke... 

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This has many fillers but it sounds like a DJ set which i like

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Are there any songs as good as XXX???

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4 minutes ago, Timeless said:

Are there any songs as good as XXX???

yes you’ll love Get F**ked

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I haven't heard it yet but... I love reading your reviews!!!! :duca:

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Some tracks might have to grow on me, but it's very cute!

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It's more electro than the first one, Head Head Honcho and Get ****** are the best ones for me 

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This is great for cardio.

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Banana Boat is The Fame era Gaga coded 

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I understand her vision but this is garbage, there's hardly any melody (can we ****? is the only decent one here)  

if she wants to pursue a club/rave sound , "uhoh" should be the blueprint.

 

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:jonnycat: no ‘Dashboard/Rosita St’? I’m good. 

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I'm on track 4 and this feels like a bunch of interludes. :psyduck:

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We listened this in our car while driving home from gym and this slaps:jonny5: I think it's better to have them short since these are very saturated songs beat and lyric vise and it is easy to put the whole album as “play next” or shuffle since it flows quite good. She could’ve just added length by repeating stuff and that just gets too repetitive. Some songs I would’ve loved to be longer tho if she added new verses etc:flame:

But yeah very happy with this as a surprise/gift for the fans release. Great and fun for gym and to be played in the car

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