Popular Post Bacardo Royale Posted February 1 Popular Post Posted February 1 My therapist visits my house and asked to use the bathroom, I showed her where it was but I didn't realize I left my dildo in the sink until after she left So the whole time we were doing therapy she was probably thinking about my 9 inch veiny dildo My reaction later when I saw the dildo in the sink 17
Badgalbriel Posted February 1 Posted February 1 Listened to a Nicki Minaj song that came on shuffle and my hands were too busy to skip the song, so I let it play. 4
Digitalism Posted February 1 Posted February 1 I was spending the night at my friend's house. I was super drunk and I couldn't get up so I decided it was a good idea to pee on a bottle that was next to me and I was supposed to discard when I woke up. Of course the next morning I forgot and just went home. Later that day my friend told me he tripped over the bottle spilling my pee all over his wooden floor. 4
The Man Who Posted February 1 Posted February 1 After I got back home from the gym last week I took a shower before cooking my breakfast and when I came downstairs I realised I didn’t have enough eggs to make what I wanted to eat, so I quickly threw on my joggers and a hoodie and went to my local shop. When I got back home I realised I had an extremely noticeable dick print as I didn’t put on any underwear. I almost never go commando, but didn’t see the point of wearing underwear for the sake of a short journey. This happened in broad daylight and during rush hour so I can’t even pretend that nobody noticed. 1
Selegend Posted February 1 Posted February 1 (edited) i went to my friend's bachelorette and we drinked with a p3n1s straw, i came back with a glass and left the p3n1s straw somewhere around my bedroom. i didn't remember the cleaner would come the day after, she cleaned the whole house and placed the p3n1s straw IN THE MIDDLE of the bed like "i saw it" funny/embarassing for sure but it lowkey gave me homophobic vibes not gonna lie that happened months ago and i'm still with her tho cuz i like her Edited February 1 by Selegend 2
Fastlane Posted February 1 Posted February 1 (edited) I ate too much before an important one-hour meeting where urgent things were said. At the end of the meeting, I coughed very loudly to cover up the farting, but everyone understood. Edited February 1 by Fastlane
shookspeare Posted February 1 Posted February 1 I was studying at a cafe in a lady told me that I still had the tag on my new sweater in plain sight I tried to laugh about it but I wanted to disappear 2
KnightOfAllRealms Posted February 1 Posted February 1 Had to pee so bad during a bus ride in the middle of the night so I had a huge row with the bus driver to stop the bus at a rest stop nearby and woke up all the passengers in the process
KatyPrismSpirit Posted February 1 Posted February 1 i honestly dont know. probably plenty of stuff that i am unaware of
airplane Posted February 1 Posted February 1 (edited) mistakenly left the mic on during a google meet while i was in the toilet. Edited February 1 by airplane 1
KatyPrismSpirit Posted February 1 Posted February 1 2 minutes ago, airplane said: mistakenly left the mic on during a google meet while i was in the toilet. did u go for number 2 i-…
airplane Posted February 1 Posted February 1 1 minute ago, KatyPrismSpirit said: did u go for number 2 i-… Yup and the person said “we can hear you” 1
KatyPrismSpirit Posted February 1 Posted February 1 10 minutes ago, airplane said: Yup and the person said “we can hear you” My biggest nightmare i would never speak again helpppp 1
ATRL Moderator feelslikeadream Posted February 1 ATRL Moderator Posted February 1 OP reminded me of an example I can use here. So I'm seeing this guy and he seemed to be really insecure about sex/his *****, so I was afraid it was small. I finally saw it recently and it's big! So I was telling my therapist about it and I was like, "He's 7.5 inches, which is great!" Fast forward two weeks to our next appointment and my therapist asked about that guy and how things were going with him and his insecurity. And I said, "I don't think it really has to do with size tbh. He mentioned that he's smaller than me, but I don't think that's a real concern since he's only half an inch smaller than me." And my therapist was like, "Oh. I see. And you said he was 7.5?" I had completely forgot that I had said the exact size in our last session, so now I had accidentally told my therapist my own d size So I said yes and then we just stared at each other awkwardly for 5 seconds (And my therapist is straight, which is what makes it more awkward.) 2
RideOrDie Posted February 1 Posted February 1 1 hour ago, The Man Who said: After I got back home from the gym last week I took a shower before cooking my breakfast and when I came downstairs I realised I didn’t have enough eggs to make what I wanted to eat, so I quickly threw on my joggers and a hoodie and went to my local shop. When I got back home I realised I had an extremely noticeable dick print as I didn’t put on any underwear. I almost never go commando, but didn’t see the point of wearing underwear for the sake of a short journey. This happened in broad daylight and during rush hour so I can’t even pretend that nobody noticed. that's not embarrassing that's hot, unless you are ugly in that case you should be embarrassed 1
RideOrDie Posted February 1 Posted February 1 33 minutes ago, feelslikeadream said: OP reminded me of an example I can use here. So I'm seeing this guy and he seemed to be really insecure about sex/his *****, so I was afraid it was small. I finally saw it recently and it's big! So I was telling my therapist about it and I was like, "He's 7.5 inches, which is great!" Fast forward two weeks to our next appointment and my therapist asked about that guy and how things were going with him and his insecurity. And I said, "I don't think it really has to do with size tbh. He mentioned that he's smaller than me, but I don't think that's a real concern since he's only half an inch smaller than me." And my therapist was like, "Oh. I see. And you said he was 7.5?" I had completely forgot that I had said the exact size in our last session, so now I had accidentally told my therapist my own d size So I said yes and then we just stared at each other awkwardly for 5 seconds (And my therapist is straight, which is what makes it more awkward.) oh you eight that 1
Gesamtkunstwerk Posted February 1 Posted February 1 Tbh I've done so many embarrassing things in my life that I don't even care anymore, I forget about it after 5 minutes as a coping mechanism by now
Kern Posted February 1 Posted February 1 So I was at the gym and I sat on the machine with very close proximity to another one where a woman was working out and I realized this is not the machine I thought it is but it was too awkward for me to get off so I started working out on it and I farted and realized I have headphones so I couldn't hear but that woman probably did!
The Man Who Posted February 1 Posted February 1 5 minutes ago, RideOrDie said: that's not embarrassing that's hot, unless you are ugly in that case you should be embarrassed I can’t! 1 1
Slamless Posted February 1 Posted February 1 2 hours ago, The Man Who said: After I got back home from the gym last week I took a shower before cooking my breakfast and when I came downstairs I realised I didn’t have enough eggs to make what I wanted to eat, so I quickly threw on my joggers and a hoodie and went to my local shop. When I got back home I realised I had an extremely noticeable dick print as I didn’t put on any underwear. I almost never go commando, but didn’t see the point of wearing underwear for the sake of a short journey. This happened in broad daylight and during rush hour so I can’t even pretend that nobody noticed. the way I came in to say nearly the same exact thing but my pajamas had a hole in them 1
The Man Who Posted February 1 Posted February 1 2 minutes ago, Slamless said: the way I came in to say nearly the same exact thing but my pajamas had a hole in them Technically they had two holes in them!
Gorjesspazze9 Posted February 1 Posted February 1 (edited) I was at work eating lunch at a table with my crush yesterday. And she asked me what I was doing on my phone, looked over and saw me fighting with Atrlers about Britney Spears😭 she just laughed #FreeBritney #TheWomenInMe Edited February 1 by Gorjesspazze9
El Chico Posted February 1 Posted February 1 At my job we sometimes do these group meetings with everyone kind of in a circle where they announce changes to come, give people recognition, etc etc. Well after our last one I went to the front desk to talk to a friend but the mic was by us and it was apparently on. For whatever reason neither of us notice this so everyone heard us cackling and talking ****. Eventually someone came up to me and my friend to tell us that everyone around could hear our conversation
Totami Legend Posted February 1 Posted February 1 Weeks ago I was at the theatre to see Wonka and during the break I farted in the bathroom. A man and his child were close to me and they definitely heard it.
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