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e.g. Gaga's Marry The Night: "New York is not just a tan that you never lose" :huh:

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If u seek amy

 

Just doesn't make any sense, does it?

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Sexy baby, chinese water torture, etc. 

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15 minutes ago, =NEX= said:

e.g. Gaga's Marry The Night: "New York is not just a tan that you never lose" :huh:

Isn't it "just a tale that you never knew"? Lmaooo

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1) This song catchier than chicken pox is.

 

2) Yeezus loves my p*sy  best (I know she's talking about Kayne, but whatever). 

 

 

 

 

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Body electric 

 

love the song but mama was going through it on that one  :dies: 
 

 

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"Whether you're broke or evergreen

You're Black, white, beige, chola descent

You're Lebanese, you're Orient

 

No matter Black, white or beige, chola, or Orient' made"

 

:rip: :deadbanana2:

 

 

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Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse 'em with mountains

 

:coffee: Shakira's "Whenever Wherever" 

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Hang you head low in the glow of the vending machine, I’m not dying 

 

???

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23 minutes ago, vuelve88 said:

"Whether you're broke or evergreen

You're Black, white, beige, chola descent

You're Lebanese, you're Orient

 

No matter Black, white or beige, chola, or Orient' made"

 

:rip: :deadbanana2:

 

 

I've always thought this too. Isn't using "chola-descent" kind of insulting too :rip:

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"Hey kids!
Spelling is fun!"

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Cause my swag is serious

Something heavy like a first day period

 

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Marilyn Monroe in a monster truck

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I saw this Stan twitter clip about that sabrina girl talking about oat milk lattes or something :ace: 

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My boyfriend tested positive for Covid it don't matter...

 

:deadbanana:

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Love it when you call me legs/In the morning buy me eggs remains an incomprehensible, God-tier lyric :jonny5:

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Hands on your knees I'm Angelina Jolie :penguin:

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I only wanna die alive

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I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm alive

 

Still bop tho

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I don't want to shower, even if I stink - Zara Larsson

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Sometimes I wake up late and don't even brush my teeth
Just wanna stuff my face with leftover mac and cheese

:sick:

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Some stunning and iconic lyrics 

 

"Into me, you'll see
You broke me wide open, open sesame"

 

" know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright because I am rich as piss"

 

"I've overheard your theory, "Nostalgia's for geeks"
I guess sir, if you say so, some of us just like to read"


"One second I'm a Koons fan, suddenly the Koons is me"

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My biggest enemy is me pop a 911

My biggest enemy is me pop a 911

Ever since day 1

Pop a 911

 

If only fame had an I.V, baby could I bear?
Being away from you, I found the vein, put it in here

 

 

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1 hour ago, LOTF said:

Isn't it "just a tale that you never knew"? Lmaooo

I've been singing it for years as "just a tenant you never knew", but I looked it up in several sources today and it's "tan you never lose", so I'm so confused 

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