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50 minutes ago, =NEX= said:

Ngl, I'm the opposite, I lightly judge any iPhone users when it comes to dating - like are you not capable of shopping around a bit and finding a better phone. 

 

 

Anyone who's phone got a massive screen cutout (in 2024!!) is a red flag.

 

And let's not start about sending regular texts. Have you not heard of WhatsApp, hello?? 

 

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Nobody uses WhatsApp in the 1st world. iMessage is what everyone uses in the US. 

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“I can’t text you in green, like, no,” one woman lamented on camera.

“You’re less attractive because of the Android,” added another.

These r so unserious

 

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The way I know who's the OP before entering the thread :rip:

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The way I know who's the OP before entering the thread :rip:

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Anyone who doesnt date someone based on the type of phone they have or dont have, needs the chop from society. What a stupid, idiotic thing to judge people on.

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:dies:

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6 hours ago, Kayseri Mantisi said:

Android users are always hotter and they do better as tops. Y'all know nothing.

 

iPhone users remind me of Little Monsters. There's a connection that I can't explain.

I just went on a date w/ the hottest guy and I'm completely infatuated. The first thing I noticed was his cracked .ss android on the table. You might be onto smth here babe

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Anyway all of this is bs i want a motorola razer with no internet that's what i want

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You guys are sheep. Literal sheep :deadbanana2:

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Probably because some iPhone users are too superficial to date someone that doesn't have an iPhone. Now tell me who's the problem here

 

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4 hours ago, She-Rah said:

Nobody uses WhatsApp in the 1st world. iMessage is what everyone uses in the US. 

TIL Norway isn't considered a 1st world country 

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4 hours ago, She-Rah said:

Nobody uses WhatsApp in the 1st world. iMessage is what everyone uses in the US

This statement is an Oxymoron. Everyone uses WhatsApp in the actual "1st world" 

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makes sense tbh 

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5 hours ago, flower moon said:

nypost should report on the dating prospects of those who participate in smartphone stan wars online. you might then

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there's nothing wrong with discussing technology online :coffee2:

 

8 minutes ago, Mr.X said:

Anyone who doesnt date someone based on the type of phone they have or dont have, needs the chop from society. What a stupid, idiotic thing to judge people on.

your smartphone is a choice and choices define who you are :giraffe:

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This makes me want to change my iMessage to green text.  
 

If this matters for you, I don’t think you are looking for the right things and not interested in a long term relationship.  

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Echoing sentiments made by other posters, I wouldn't want to date someone who cared what phone I have.

 

Although my flagship Android cost over $1,000, I have only posted a single selfie since buying it a year ago. Social media/showing off for followers doesn't mean anything to me.

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That atrler was right all along and we all dragged him

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3 minutes ago, byzantium said:

This makes me want to change my iMessage to green text.  
 

If this matters for you, I don’t think you are looking for the right things and not interested in a long term relationship.  

might as well make yourself ugly too sis if you want to weed out people superficial to any degree :dies:

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I love being on the winning team

 

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10 minutes ago, Asscatchem said:

there's nothing wrong with discussing technology online :coffee2:

 

your smartphone is a choice and choices define who you are :giraffe:

Your smartphone does not define who you are as a person or partner, or sexually WTFFF

 

Have you actually met people? Or dated? Or ******? Apple propaganda really has done a lot of damange to people's mental brains ******* hell....

 

I despair for humanity with this ****, honestly... Also I regret getting my iPhone, it is so shite that Id rather cut my arm off before getting a new one. It will go straight in the river as soon as it does stop working (cos im not wasting money on a new one before this one dies).

 

 

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Just now, Mr.X said:

Your smartphone does not define who you are as a person or partner, or sexually WTFFF

 

Have you actually met people? Or dated? Or ******? Apple propaganda really has done a lot of damange to people's mental brains ******* hell....

 

I despair for humanity with this ****, honestly... Also I regret getting my iPhone, it is so shite that Id rather cut my arm off before getting a new one. It will go straight in the river as soon as it does stop working (cos im not wasting money on a new one before this one dies).

 

 

does it single-handedly define who you are as a person? much like your food preferences, no. but is it a factor? yes.

android users are infamous for centering their personality around calling iphone users "sheep" and forcing everyone to download whatsapp

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6 hours ago, playboi said:

:clap3:

 

Personally, I could NEVER date an Android owner 

 

ios4ios all the way

Common OMORI player's behavior

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6 hours ago, burninredhot said:

Are we really back to this Android vs Iphone mess again :dancehall2:

Exactly, but look at who the OP is. He's obsessed.

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10 minutes ago, Mr.X said:

Your smartphone does not define who you are as a person or partner, or sexually WTFFF

 

Have you actually met people? Or dated? Or ******? Apple propaganda really has done a lot of damange to people's mental brains ******* hell....

 

I despair for humanity with this ****, honestly... Also I regret getting my iPhone, it is so shite that Id rather cut my arm off before getting a new one. It will go straight in the river as soon as it does stop working (cos im not wasting money on a new one before this one dies).

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