discussion nypost: "owning an iPhone makes you 76%+ likely to succeed in dating, android -10%"

[Asscatchem]

2 minutes ago, truthteller said:

 

 

the only way to prove this is to see which of the above user can get a successful date in one night

 

1 minute ago, jesus del rey said:

Most likely none of them

 

im pretty vocal about my boy problems on atrl so

 

[Kayseri Mantisi]

3 minutes ago, truthteller said:

 

 

the only way to prove this is to see which of the above user can get a successful date in one night

I can. They can't. I didn't even realize their pfp being that..... It tells you everything. 

[charot]

Apple must have hired Beyonce's PR.

[Asscatchem]

5 minutes ago, burninredhot said:

Are we really back to this Android vs Iphone mess again 

i mean ask nypost or all the other big media outlets that report such information every now and then

[flower moon]

and being an atrl member makes you 76% less likely i fear

[Asscatchem]

Just now, flower moon said:

and being an atrl member makes you 76% less likely i fear

well thank goodness my iphone offsets that, android users are now down -86% 

[jesus del rey]

7 minutes ago, Asscatchem said:

 

im pretty vocal about my boy problems on atrl so

 

Sis do you seriously think iPhone users are better than Android users or are you trolling? I am genuinely curious and if you don't want to expose your trolling you can also pm me

[flower moon]

2 minutes ago, Asscatchem said:

well thank goodness my iphone offsets that, android users are now down -86% 

so the maths says we're all losers. glad you find comfort in unity on that

[Zaram]

36 minutes ago, Bloo said:

That’s terrifying because I’ve been an iPhone user nearly all my smartphone-owning life and my dating life sucks. 

Now imagine your dating life with an android

[Asscatchem]

6 minutes ago, jesus del rey said:

Sis do you seriously think iPhone users are better than Android users or are you trolling? I am genuinely curious and if you don't want to expose your trolling you can also pm me

better than in what regard? ive exposed myself before saying im currently talking to a cute android user 

[Kayseri Mantisi]

2 minutes ago, Asscatchem said:

im currently talking to a cute android user 

I am so sorry for him.... 

[Bloo]

6 minutes ago, Zaram said:

Now imagine your dating life with an android

0 times anything is still 0 babe. 
 

[Asscatchem]

Just now, Kayseri Mantisi said:

I am so sorry for him.... 

i mean if things really get serious ill buy him the newest iphone pro for christmas  

[Asscatchem]

15 minutes ago, flower moon said:

so the maths says we're all losers. glad you find comfort in unity on that

i dont view myself with that regard and you shouldnt either

 

[vale9001]

if you are perceived as richest you have more success in dating.

 

What's new?

[WildOne]

iPhone owner since 2008: Well, it's confirmed. I have a TERRIBLE personality.

[NEX]

Ngl, I'm the opposite, I judge any iPhone users when it comes to dating - like are you not capable of shopping around a bit and finding a better phone?

 

Anyone who's phone got a massive screen cutout (in 2024!!) is a red flag... eww

 

And let's not start about sending regular texts. Have you not heard of WhatsApp, hello?? 

 

Edited January 9 by =NEX=

[flower moon]

12 minutes ago, Asscatchem said:

i dont view myself with that regard and you shouldnt either

 

nypost should report on the dating prospects of those who participate in smartphone stan wars online. you might then

[Orsay]

HOWLING at Miss Catchem getting vindicated by NY Post shsjdjdndb

 

i know this how she was looking when she first saw that article:

 

[illia]

Thank you for this very valuable information.

 

[nasa]

@Asscatchem thank you for educating atrl girls yet again sis, you devotion is so appreciated 

[MattieB]

Looks like the trash is taking itself out, cos imagine only dating someone because of a phone

[MattieB]

41 minutes ago, vale9001 said:

if you are perceived as richest you have more success in dating.

 

What's new?

Which is crazy cos the flagship android phones cost just as much as, if not more than the iphone. My s22 ultra was $1500 paid in full

[glitch]

Green text bubbles are such a US thing because everyone else uses WhatsApp or Telegram to communicate, so there's no way of knowing what phone other people have unless you actually see the phone in person.

 

44 minutes ago, vale9001 said:

if you are perceived as richest you have more success in dating.

 

What's new?

This is kinda crazy because I've known retail workers, bar staff, baristas etc who own iPhones, so it's clearly not a brand exclusive to wealthy people.

[LosingHimWasBlue]

it's true. Android user always comparing everything. 

and make it everything about them.