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Just now, Geraldine said:

Makes no sense but ok bb

Warmest wishes :heart:

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10 minutes ago, She-Rah said:

Were you raised by hogs? 

You sound like you would never poop at your boyfriend's place.

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3 minutes ago, Lana Banana said:

You sound like you would never poop at your boyfriend's place.

I stopped doing this as well because everytime I did my boyfriend would get turned on and want to have sex. It got tiring tbh

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10 minutes ago, Lana Banana said:

You sound like you would never poop at your boyfriend's place.

Asking someone to use their bathroom to defecate is also extremely trashy behavior. If you’re an adult, you should have trained your body to defecate first thing in the morning when you’re in your house and at night when you come back. I would only use someone else’s bathroom to urinate or touch up my make up. I’d rather hold it till I get home than stink up someone’s house. 

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2 minutes ago, She-Rah said:

Asking someone to use their bathroom to defecate is also extremely trashy behavior. If you’re an adult, you should have trained your body to defecate first thing in the morning when you’re in your house and at night when you come back. I would only use someone else’s bathroom to urinate or touch up my make up. I’d rather hold it till I get home than stink up someone’s house. 

how considerate of u 

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14 minutes ago, She-Rah said:

Asking someone to use their bathroom to defecate is also extremely trashy behavior. If you’re an adult, you should have trained your body to defecate first thing in the morning when you’re in your house and at night when you come back. I would only use someone else’s bathroom to urinate or touch up my make up. I’d rather hold it till I get home than stink up someone’s house. 

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shut down the whole website tbh

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29 minutes ago, She-Rah said:

Asking someone to use their bathroom to defecate is also extremely trashy behavior. If you’re an adult, you should have trained your body to defecate first thing in the morning when you’re in your house and at night when you come back. I would only use someone else’s bathroom to urinate or touch up my make up. I’d rather hold it till I get home than stink up someone’s house. 

It's honestly not that serious :biblio: 

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52 minutes ago, Infatuation_Junkie said:

jar fart GIF by Parker Jackson

Now WHAT is this sis

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Reading this thread aged me 5 years :dies:

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1 hour ago, She-Rah said:

Well, those are fetishes that 2 ( in this case 3) consenting adults have. I won’t kink shame.

 

my problem is with uncultured people with no manners and basic home training who think it’s ok to burp or fart around others and think it’s cute or quirky. I understand if it was an accident but I get offended and think low of people who do it expecting you to find it funny or laugh. It just shows that they are intellectually inferior and lack basic home training. 

you are so odd. where are you from?

edit. american. the superiority complex makes sense :heart2:

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I thought this was the title of a new Ariana Grande track. Why do people write like that, so annoying. 

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maybe you're losing your sense of smell?

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Just when you think you've seen/read everything... you come to ATRL and stumble across this topic. :deadbanana4:

 

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL... take it from my hand :biblio:

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1 hour ago, Tylerbv said:

Now WHAT is this sis

People sell their farts in jars. So gross. A girl from 90 day fiancé did it and made thousands!! 

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2 hours ago, She-Rah said:

Asking someone to use their bathroom to defecate is also extremely trashy behavior. If you’re an adult, you should have trained your body to defecate first thing in the morning when you’re in your house and at night when you come back. I would only use someone else’s bathroom to urinate or touch up my make up. I’d rather hold it till I get home than stink up someone’s house. 

I agree with you on pretty much everything you’ve posted in this thread until this. Sometimes things happen. It’s obviously not my preferred place to do number 2, but if I have to do it then so be it. Also, for those of us with IBS we don’t always have a choice of when we go. At my house I always have some sort of spray and also matches so people who do need to use the restroom for that reason can kill the odor. Be respectful of the space you’re using. 
 

Everything else you’ve said - burping/farting and thinking it’s cute when it’s absolutely not - totally agree with you on 100%. 

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3 hours ago, She-Rah said:

Asking someone to use their bathroom to defecate is also extremely trashy behavior. If you’re an adult, you should have trained your body to defecate first thing in the morning when you’re in your house and at night when you come back. I would only use someone else’s bathroom to urinate or touch up my make up. I’d rather hold it till I get home than stink up someone’s house. 

not u rubbing someone's airborne poop particles into ur face w/ a make-up brush :santa:

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4 hours ago, She-Rah said:

People who speak openly about farts are so low class! 
 

nothing annoys me more than someone burping or farting around me and thinking is funny/cute. 
 

I get so angry, I actually broke up with a boyfriend over it. Like who raised people like this? Such trashy behavior. 

You kinda spilled tbh. I'm not this opinionated about it but yeah fart humor and making a scene by audibly burping/farting is so gross to me.

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LOCK this thread

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On 12/4/2023 at 3:45 AM, Maleficent said:

I stopped doing this as well because everytime I did my boyfriend would get turned on and want to have sex. It got tiring tbh

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this should've been left as a Bing AI prompt, sis

 

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On 12/3/2023 at 8:53 PM, She-Rah said:

Asking someone to use their bathroom to defecate is also extremely trashy behavior. If you’re an adult, you should have trained your body to defecate first thing in the morning when you’re in your house and at night when you come back. I would only use someone else’s bathroom to urinate or touch up my make up. I’d rather hold it till I get home than stink up someone’s house. 

Girl… what is this?

 

We’re human beings. We poop. We fart. We burp. Sometimes you you just need to go.

 

Shaming someone for needing to use the bathroom when over their partners house… that is WILD.

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*tw poop and just over all gros*

quite the oposite actualy after experimenting with vegan food while still eating dairy cause protein

i had diehrea so bad i had to schove tampons in my rear and,

it wasnt constant but randomly a day i woud have to fart and it was never just a fart **** lasted for 3weeks.

My mum still wanders why did she randomly lost half her thampons

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On 12/3/2023 at 9:21 PM, She-Rah said:

People who speak openly about farts are so low class! 
 

nothing annoys me more than someone burping or farting around me and thinking is funny/cute. 
 

I get so angry, I actually broke up with a boyfriend over it. Like who raised people like this? Such trashy behavior. 

are you rage bainting or realy this,i dont even have a description

**** poopo kaka farts gas piss yellow snow 

you mad yet ?

Farts are part of our every day life we all ducking do it.

-M'lady  does yourRoyal Arse up on your high horse cant stand hearing about the peasantry's gas m'lady?

 

i have ibs and a bunch of digestion isues holding in farts if i do i can either throw up feel like im about throw up or somtimes fell agonizing pain and/or **** myself uncontrolably.

this post so dummb im actaualy printing a screnschot right now with "at least i am not this person" added on top in ms  paint and sticking it above my bed so when i wake up it reminds me i am not you i wish you very bad evening your ex deserves better.

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