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Rumour: Mariah had a secret child from Walter Afanasieff in February 1994


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Its true. I'm the baby 

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What is this :ahh: I was so ready to call out this false rumor

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The title felt like fanfiction to me, but after reading the OP in full, I can kind of see it.

 

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it's highly time for you to try something called ''life''

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rumor has it she birthed yet another secret child on january 1st 2000. to Mariah's surprise, the pregnancy occured without being impregnated, thus she knew she was the official re-incarnation of virgin mary. out popped Ice Spice. mariah had a mischievous twinkle in her eye and a penchant for turning everything she touched into a complete disaster. the glitter era followed shortly after.

 

the moment mariah unveils her creation, the second coming, the world will heal. 

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Trying to sabotage her for getting that #1 with this fanfiction I see

 

:suburban:

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Alabamian

 

Ava's family is from Alabania, not Alabama. 

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On a serious note, Tommy quite literally separated Mariah from Walter by making Walter be busy with Savage Garden so maybe he actually suspected something. 

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I thought this would be a Pikachoo thread

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not some of you being so dense for a promotional joke, it's not that serious? nene-rhoa.gif

 

my fellow lambs having an heart attack reading the title I LIVE :bibliahh:

25 minutes ago, Nashe said:

it's highly time for you to try something called ''life''

i had this in my drafts for weeks.. i rarely open threads but when I do they are unforgettable.

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20 minutes ago, Odette Violet said:

Trying to sabotage her for getting that #1 with this fanfiction I see

 

:suburban:

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I see truths and truths only

Kylie Jenner

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17 minutes ago, Hey Dude said:

Alabamian

 

Ava's family is from Alabania, not Alabama. 

Beautiful country of Alabania 

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3 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

Beautiful country of Alabania 

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Not a whorehouse :bibliahh:

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ava really IS the mariah of her generation so it checks out i fear

 

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EXPOSE HA!

 

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Wherever you go, you light up the room

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cAhaaaaaaaUuse it won't feel like Christmas without YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 0iTQNBH.gif

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