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Double Violin SLAYcerto:

 

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Only the Lana of his time :clap3:

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2 minutes ago, moo said:

Double Violin SLAYcerto:

 

gag the lessers a bit, both of the violin concertos are EXQUISITE

 

 

imagine thinking Moonlight Sonata or a flashy little symphony washes Bach when a piece like Chaconne exists, the way his writing for a single instrument easily clears any of Mozart or Beethoven's writing for whole orchestras :bibliahh:

 

 

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Big B and that B stand for BHIC

 

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2 hours ago, supaspaz said:

Tchaikovsky kinda flopping! I guess he’s a seasonal girlie. “Nutcracker” is for the casuals.

he hasnt defrosted yet

 

 the mariah of classical Christmas takes longer to defrost since hes not skinny like needle like ms claus is  :thing: 

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34 minutes ago, moo said:

Double Violin SLAYcerto:

 

Bach could NEVER do this :jonny5:

 

 

 

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Bach is my favorite from classical, well from the ones I know, I loved to play some of his work on my acoustic guitar, really medieval feel to it.

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It's really shocking how low all of their numbers are :deadbanana:. Even a flop like Jason Aldean is doing better.

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Mozart being shoved down everyone’s throats and yet getting outstreamed by Beethoven and Bach with such ease. See when you rely on talent and not on personal tragedy and scandals

 

 

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Bach's team clearly inflating those streams, much like one of our current pop girlies. I mean what are her classics even? FORGOTTEN. Quick lil hits. 

 

Beethoven and mozzart are the MPG. Their reputation.mp3 proceed their work. Hits and classics and legacy. Something Bach doesn't have.....what Bach has is an ill fitted wig. But that's nor her or there. 

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13 hours ago, glitch said:

Anyway Bach is only so high because of his tiktok length jingles. One of his top 5 songs is only 1:08 :rip:

This, he put out lots of quick little singles boosted by the piano and studying playlists. Meanwhile people with sophisticated taste are listening to a 50 minute Beethoven symphony

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Tchaikovsky keeping up with these fads, queer excellence iktr :jonnycat:

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Like many others, people found out Bach through a sample by a kpop group called Red Velvet

 

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Gowns, beautiful gowns

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Mozart still the HBIC tho so Bach can have his cute moment ig

 

 

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Little Bachsters never fail to make me kii :dies:

 

monthly listeners inflated by a TTH residency for Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major :biblionana: (his only song over 100M+ by the way)

 

Beethoven on the other hand has multiple 100M+ songs and organic daily streams without having to spam tracks like the McDonald’s of Baroque 

 

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2 minutes ago, orange22 said:

Little Bachsters never fail to make me kii :dies:

 

monthly listeners inflated by a TTH residency for Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major :biblionana: (his only song over 100M+ by the way)

 

Beethoven on the other hand has multiple 100M+ songs and organic daily streams without having to spam tracks like the McDonald’s of Baroque 

 

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Imagine having several movements of a sprawling Sonata above 100m+ streams like Queen Beethoven. Johann Sebastian Schlock with his little 1 minute Tik Tok'd jingles can't related

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the shameless fanfics in here... beethoven only has one song above 100M streams and it's the same old tired movement from moonlight sonata. Even then it still has 100M fewer streams than Bach's Cello Prelude No. 1, while the rest of moonlight sonata's movements are serving 99-OUT :bibliahh: No one is streaming Beethoven's album tracks

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1 hour ago, shookspeare said:

the shameless fanfics in here... beethoven only has one song above 100M streams and it's the same old tired movement from moonlight sonata. Even then it still has 100M fewer streams than Bach's Cello Prelude No. 1, while the rest of moonlight sonata's movements are serving 99-OUT :bibliahh: No one is streaming Beethoven's album tracks

Song Title Streams Daily
159,998,400 99,928
155,014,718

84,868
 

 

 

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On 11/2/2023 at 3:12 PM, glitch said:

Anyway Bach is only so high because of his tiktok length jingles. One of his top 5 songs is only 1:08 :rip:

:rip:!

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homophobia against Debussy :shakeno:

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tchaikovsky low streams only as no one can quite get his name right i fear.

even i, just now, copy and pasted it.

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Oh, I thought she rhapsodied or whatever 

 

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On 11/2/2023 at 6:47 PM, Zack said:

It's because he stans Red Velvet

 

 

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well yes

 

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