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19 minutes ago, Mitsouko said:

She’s going to hell, but I have the time today so lemme disparage:

 

1) Someone on her team lied to her several times by letting her do all THIS for her generic mall juice after she ignored her latest and best studio album for 1.5 years

 

2) You can tell that packaging is CHEAP by the clunky plasticky happy meal toy sounds it makes when she’s handling it

 

2) The word noir is one syllable, not two, you long-necked wealth-hoarding publicly-cucked streaming poison

 

:suburban: 

Whew she had this coming tbh :clack:

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Mom :jonny: this was unexpected and made me happy.

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27 minutes ago, AmericanIdol said:

Looks cheap

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OT: the giggle at the end you just have to love her :jonny:

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The way all the MPGs look like they have more fun promoting beauty products than their music. Taylor is the only one left loyal to the art, I fear. :deadbanana2:

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24 minutes ago, Mitsouko said:

She’s going to hell, but I have the time today so lemme disparage:

 

1) Someone on her team lied to her several times by letting her do all THIS for her generic mall juice after she ignored her latest and best studio album for 1.5 years

 

2) You can tell that packaging is CHEAP by the clunky plasticky happy meal toy sounds it makes when she’s handling it

 

2) The word noir is one syllable, not two, you long-necked wealth-hoarding publicly-cucked streaming poison

 

:suburban: 

Publicly cucked is CRAZY :dies: 

 

She def ain't using this $60 fragrance lmfao. Who is she fooling

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"CÉ" :skull: 

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She is so lovely💗.

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she’s so beautiful and funny i wish she would show this from her more

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Hey queen! Girl, you have done it again, constantly raising the bar for us all and doing it flawlessly. I'd say I am surprised, but I know who you are. Girl, you make me so proud.

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1 hour ago, WokeEqualist said:

Two years in the making for the box to be the renaissance font over a solid background? 

everybody knows the most important and time consuming part about making a fragrance is the exterior box.

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she is STUNNING :jonny6: she looks 23 wtfffff

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Not an unboxing video for the perfume :rip: 

Do an unboxing for Renaissance Queen it's not too late!

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This is kinda lame but so cute! Now give us Act II ECHOVILLE/NOIR queen. 

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She is such a beauty! Take my money!

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54 minutes ago, Puttanesca said:

The way all the MPGs look like they have more fun promoting beauty products than their music. Taylor is the only one left loyal to the art, I fear. :deadbanana2:

I can see why. It's a novelty. Having your own fragrance seems a lot like having your own doll. In Beyoncé's terms, she's released 12 albums. This is her third perfume (and first in nearly a decade) but more imporantly it is her first perfume created entirely by her own company. It's not a production collab with a fragrance brand, like Coty was for her first two perfumes. It's fully Parkwood. Of course there's going to be clear joy in releasing something this specific and novel.

 

That being said, I think it's clear that Beyoncé...at least via her tour, has had a lot of fun promoting her new music. Her joy and energy this tour has been unlike anything we've seen in her entire career, basically.

 

 

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Wow! She’s honestly the MOST BEAUTIFUL MPG :clap3:

 

If you disagree, then go cry to your can’t get a hit, hunchback, queens!!! :skeleton:

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22 minutes ago, swissman said:

I can see why. It's a novelty. Having your own fragrance seems a lot like having your own doll. In Beyoncé's terms, she's released 12 albums. This is her third perfume (and first in nearly a decade) but more imporantly it is her first perfume created entirely by her own company. It's not a production collab with a fragrance brand, like Coty was for her first two perfumes. It's fully Parkwood. Of course there's going to be clear joy in releasing something this specific and novel.

 

That being said, I think it's clear that Beyoncé...at least via her tour, has had a lot of fun promoting her new music. Her joy and energy this tour has been unlike anything we've seen in her entire career, basically.

 

 

oh wow i didn't know it was all parkwood! that's really cool, i can she why she's excited about it

 

ot: she's so cute. her voice is so soothing and warm. it sounds like a hug feels. i can't wait to try the fragrance!

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1 hour ago, WokeEqualist said:

Two years in the making for the box to be the renaissance font over a solid background? 

Well Renaissance took almost 4 years to make. She said she had started on the tour since 2019 so it all checks out. She had also hinted at these kinds of things in her 2020 Vogue cover.

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1 hour ago, Puttanesca said:

The way all the MPGs look like they have more fun promoting beauty products than their music. Taylor is the only one left loyal to the art, I fear. :deadbanana2:

She has tried many times as well and even worse she keeps promoting credit cards :deadbanana4:

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1 hour ago, 1DES said:

She looked unpleasant with the smell when she sprayed it.

Doubt it because it smells amazing

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1 hour ago, Legend E said:

"CÉ" :skull: 

i kinda love it idk

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2 hours ago, Mitsouko said:

She’s going to hell, but I have the time today so lemme disparage:

 

1) Someone on her team lied to her several times by letting her do all THIS for her generic mall juice after she ignored her latest and best studio album for 1.5 years

 

2) You can tell that packaging is CHEAP by the clunky plasticky happy meal toy sounds it makes when she’s handling it

 

3) The word noir is one syllable, not two, you long-necked wealth-hoarding publicly-cucked streaming poison

 

:suburban: 

DRAG HA!

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So here for her fun and relatable era 🙌🏾 

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Her laughs are amazing :jonnycat:

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