base talk Actual lyrics you don’t believe

[Taylor fanboy]

“Knew I was a robber first time that he saw me” are the actual lyrics of the opening track to Taylor’s best album.

 

I always thought it was “ME! I was a robber first time that he saw me.”

 

I will be singing the incorrect lyrics until like a vendetta.

 

Yours? Are you a lyric revisionist too sometimes? 

[barbiegrande]

Id rather be drunk but at least I’m alive

[G.U.Y_Del_Rey]

I used to think it said "Red Wine, Colby, GaGa", when it actually says "RedOne, Konvict, GaGa" at the beginning of Just Dance

[getBusy]

4 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Are you a lyric revisionist too sometimes? 

I love this concept 

 

For some reason, my brain (or lack of one) keeps singing "Paparazzi if you think that you gon' knock me off the top" instead of "Kamikaze if you think that you gon' knock me off the top" on B*tch Better Have My Money   like what

[Tylerbv]

La da dee da dee dancing with Miley

[May]

In Get Free Lana sings ‘sometimes it feels like I’ve got a war in my mind’

 

but I’ve always heard ‘hole in my mind’ and I sing that version instead bc to me it’s more impactful

[MidnightsAtPeace]

"I'm sad enough but not without my muse"

 

I don't even know why I misheard that lyric 

[ZeroPoint]

When I was a kid, Everytime by Britney Spears… the line in the bridge where she says “please forgive me” I thought she was saying “he’s f*cking me” 

[blown away]

I refuse to sing 'now that I've become who I'm really are' on Break Free because it's grammatically incorrect. I always sing am instead of are.

[Illuminati]

I'm crying while I'm cumming

[family.guy123]

23 minutes ago, barbiegrande said:

Id rather be drunk but at least I’m alive

As an alcoholic, this is how I interpreted it on first listen 

[orange22]

“engine roar call me dinosaur”

[Mr. Blue_Shirt]

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble. So you don't confuse them with mountains

 

The way I'm still GAGGED to this day

[shoganai]

My ***** tastes like pepsi cola

[Joyride]

"Do you ever wonder like, who else is ******* your man?"

[Sailor Moon]

the way ariana actually opens her album like that  still love the song tho

 

Step up, the two of us, nobody knows us

Get in the car like, "Skrrt"

Staying up all night, order me pad thai

[HEAVYONIT]

Carrie Underwood singing Last Night is something insanely unbelievable to me

[Johnny Jacobs]

48 minutes ago, ZeroPoint said:

When I was a kid, Everytime by Britney Spears… the line in the bridge where she says “please forgive me” I thought she was saying “he’s f*cking me” 

When you were a kid? 

 

Both lines don't even sounds alike 

 

Gurl

[Johnny Jacobs]

I'm still Jenny from the block 

[GraceRandolph]

I always thought Gaga sang “even prophets forgave his crooked way” on Judas and then when I got the BTW CD I was confused at it saying goofy.

[JoeAg]

1 hour ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Yours? Are you a lyric revisionist too sometimes? 

I am and often time mine are more interesting

 

I always sing "starry eyes sparking up my darkest hourrrr" instead of "darkest night" on CIWYW... it just sounds so much better and evokes a more unique feeling tbh

I also sing "this ain't for the best, my reputation's never been worse so, HE must like me for me" I like that better cause it sounds more diaristic and insecure rather than just saying it TO the subject of the song

[Watson!]

1 hour ago, blown away said:

I refuse to sing 'now that I've become who I'm really are' on Break Free because it's grammatically incorrect. I always sing am instead of are.

she should have said am. given her enunciation, nobody would notice

[Jotham]

My boyfriend tested positive for COVID it don't matter we've been kissing so whatever he has I have I can't cry

[byzantium]

1 hour ago, Mr. Blue_Shirt said:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble. So you don't confuse them with mountains

 

The way I'm still GAGGED to this day

Wait are these not the lyrics? 

[Katamari]

were not meant to be like sleeping and co-caaaaaaaaa -eh-eh-ain