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CAN Y’ALL STFU BOTH WOMEN ARE AMAZING END OF STORY

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16 minutes ago, fentypark said:

HELLO!! that one member was right when they said swifties are musically illiterate… they enjoy listening to the same melodies and high school poetry class lyrics over and over :rip:

 

and the nerve of them to come for beyoncé when dangerously in love is more musically complex than anything taylor would ever be able to do 

The one who has music illiteracy here is YOU, Taylor doesn't need 30 vocal doublings, 5 different chopped drum loops, and key + tempo changes on one song to make a song sound different. 

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12 minutes ago, enchanted0 said:

The one who has music illiteracy here is YOU, Taylor doesn't need 30 vocal doublings, 5 different chopped drum loops, and key + tempo changes on one song to make a song sound different. 

She doesnt need to dance, she doesnt need to be able to serve vocals/harmonies, but "shes an incredible musician".

 

Truly, Aretha was right lol

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4 hours ago, AxelFox said:

Y'all always come up with this narrative and it's so funny because she IS trying. Every night on her tour, and looks a damn fool doing so.

 

Homegirl should've stayed there on a chair and sang her two basic guitar cords. You don't see people dragging Whitney or Celine and the likes for not being good dancers, because they never attempted to do that. Taylor does. 

Her discography on the whole is much more upbeat than Whitney and Celine’s. She dances on stage the way her fans in the audience would - it’s not an essential part of her show, it’s something fun she throws in for certain songs. And again, the millions of people going to her tour are not paying to see her slay a choreo routine. Other artists who centered their entertainment value on choreography, find themselves with dwindling appeal as they age. Taylor will be able to do global tours into her 60s with her catalogue of self-written hits and classics.

 

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Of course they made this about Beyoncé. How predictable 
 
Taylor is not a good dancer. If you already know that, why are you getting upset about it? 


 

:bibliahh:

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The way OTH’s circlejerk around the same talking point every week when nobody cares :deadbanana2: The slayage is too much to handle lmao 

 

 

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So anyway in reality we moved past making fun of people for their shortcomings and instead celebrate, uplift, and enjoy the talents that we -do- respect, admire, and adore in our favorite artists. It’d be nice for some of you ATRLers to join us but you’re welcome to keep mumbling and grumbling about Taylor’s dancing for as long as you want to!

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1 minute ago, Kristie Kuwa said:

She doesnt need to dance, she doesnt need to be able to serve vocals/harmonies, but "shes an incredible musician".

 

Truly, Aretha was right lol

Her ability of making cohesive albums is just enough for her to be an incredible musician and she doesn't need to serve powerhouse vocals and dance skills for that. I hope this is clear

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2 hours ago, Tusk said:

Where’s the childish “mute challenge” when you need it?

taylor swift fans should be the last people on earth calling anything childish :biblionana: 

 

ZERO self awareness part 257

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4 hours ago, Axelios said:

The obsession Beyonce fans have with Taylor is really insane.

They are probably bitter that Beyonce didn't have Taylor music career.

They have a point. Not every artist can “co-write” songs in their 40s with subject matter such as “yummy yummy yummy make a bummy heated” and “ass gettin thicker, cash gettin thicker”.

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4 hours ago, Stankonia said:

The song in the video is just as bad as her dancing. I truly will never understand her success in the US.

Not swifties mass-downvoting this post :deadbanana4: Y'all really claiming this corny ass generic ass H&M ass song like that? It's worst than I thought :biblionana:

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Damn, that's the hotel Britney filmed the Overprotected Darkchild remix, right?

 

What a dance break that was

 

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2 minutes ago, PoisonPill said:

They have a point. Not every artist can “co-write” songs in their 40s with subject matter such as “yummy yummy yummy make a bummy heated” and “ass gettin thicker, cash gettin thicker”.

while ol’ girl will be 40 still singing about learning how to spell and her bf of the week dumping her again :katie:

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23 minutes ago, Shelter said:

Of course they made this about Beyoncé. How predictable 
 
Taylor is not a good dancer. If you already know that, why are you getting upset about it? 


 

:bibliahh:

Twitter user:  lol Taylor can not dance look at this girl

Swifties: *heads spin 360 degrees while spewing vomit* WELL BEYONCÉ- 

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Where is the gif of Taylor dancing :skull: I’m surprised it hasn’t been posted yet 

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5 hours ago, satellites.™ said:

I tried explaining this to a girl at work who is a big swiftie, not in a disrespectful way, just that I cant identify with this and need something fiercer like Beyonce and she got mad. :deadbanana:

Beyoncé would never make a video where She dances goofly because no One Is watching you (the concept of the video)  cause clearly She Is pathologically obsessed with being perfect in very public frame can exist. 

 

Not everyone is attracted by unreachable perfection and especially not everyone has to be forced to be perfect to express him-herself as artist. I'm not in the lady Gaga fanbase but by not being perfect at any cost, but expressing herself often also in a goofly, cringe or unlikeable way Is a more interesting and talented performer than Beyoncé. Like late Whitney Houston or Aretha where, cause they weren't perfect in a way turns predictable and boring like Beyoncé. 

 

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26 minutes ago, ScorpiosGroove said:

while ol’ girl will be 40 still singing about learning how to spell and her bf of the week dumping her again :katie:

The end of a relationship is a common songwriting theme, which artists of all ages write about. Taylor hasn’t written a “high school” breakup song since WANEGBT which was intentionally campy. 

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Performance just isn't Taylor's strength, songwriting is. She actually tried to be a fierce popstar during the rep era but this simply isn't for her, and that's fine. It's not what the fans expect from her, they want some relatable songs, as they feel 'seen' by her.

 

Beyoncé on the other hand is an excellent performer and a powerhouse vocalist, Taylor's opposite. They're not even comparable bc they appeal to different targets, i think we should've known what to expect from her and what to expect from Taylor.

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4 minutes ago, vale9001 said:

Beyoncé would never make a video where She dances goofly because no One Is watching you (the concept of the video)  cause clearly She Is pathologically obsessed with being perfect in very public frame can exist. 

 

Not everyone is attracted by unreachable perfection and especially not everyone has to be forced to be perfect to express him-herself as artist. I'm not in the lady Gaga fanbase but by not being perfect at any cost, but expressing herself often also in a goofly, cringe or unlikeable way Is a more interesting and talented performer than Beyoncé. Like late Whitney Houston or Aretha where, cause they weren't perfect in a way turns predictable and boring like Beyoncé. 

 

Beyoncé is boring because is too perfect.  :bibliahh: Imagine hating on someone because they are too good. 

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HELP ITS THE SAME 7 SWIFTIES LIKING AND DISLIKING AND REPORTING 💀💀💀💀

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5 hours ago, Redstreak said:

It’s gotta be hard for the Hives goddess to only have dancing left. Maybe Cirque de solie is hiring soon

Let us know how your interview goes :heart2:

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Thought it'd be this clip :rip: Not only awful dancing/stage presence but she's obviously lip-syncing too

 

 

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Not me skimming the replies and…

They’re never beating the allegations 

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38 minutes ago, vale9001 said:

Beyoncé would never make a video where She dances goofly because no One Is watching you (the concept of the video)  cause clearly She Is pathologically obsessed with being perfect in very public frame can exist. 

 

Not everyone is attracted by unreachable perfection and especially not everyone has to be forced to be perfect to express him-herself as artist. I'm not in the lady Gaga fanbase but by not being perfect at any cost, but expressing herself often also in a goofly, cringe or unlikeable way Is a more interesting and talented performer than Beyoncé. Like late Whitney Houston or Aretha where, cause they weren't perfect in a way turns predictable and boring like Beyoncé. 

 

Beyoncé is ASPIRATIONAL. You see her perfect moves and hear her powerful vocals, and you strive to become as good in your craft as Beyoncé is in hers. 

 

She's the ultimate example of how far you can go with talent and hours and hours of hard work and dedication. She has an unmatched work ethic.

 

Taylor's appeal is... I honestly don't know. I guess it's the same appeal that a Big Mac has for some people.

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