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1 minute ago, Badgalbriel said:

you really wanted that gotcha moment and you were ready to claim something that this is not, uh?

be calm. there were multiple reports on posts on Beyonce/ hive and it wasn't clear why she was being mentioned

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But i thought she was trying to give her Single Ladies her Thriller with this video, what happend swifties?

 

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sHeS dAnCiNg CrInGe On PuRpOsE then how do you explain every other time she dances I-

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Just now, Mitsouko said:

sHeS dAnCiNg CrInGe On PuRpOsE then how do you explain every other time she dances I-

because that's how she dances. why would it need an explanation? :deadbanana4:

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1 minute ago, Badgalbriel said:

because that's how she dances. why would it need an explanation? :deadbanana4:

Then it's not on purpose I-

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Tbh I never knew she was dancing like that on purpose before today. and thought she was serious. But I think everyone, including the swifties, are aware that Taylor has no sense of rhythm so there's no point to this discussion

 

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2 hours ago, Klein said:

Again? 

 

Joseph Kahn's response is priceless though :bibliahh:

 

 

SCREAMING. Not him CLEARING her. :bibliahh: I'm here for these dumbass snarky twitters to get clocked. Go be miserable by yourself instead of trying to drag everyone else down.

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4 minutes ago, Mitsouko said:

Then it's not on purpose I-

it is on purpose. she is dancing like this because this is how it's supposed to be like. 

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The Swifties can't have their cake and eat it too. They can't claim she's dancing bad on purpose and then claim that's simply how she dances.

 

The truth is that she can't do better than that. She's not dancing bad on purpose. She decided to make fun of herself, which is fine, but it doesn't make her dancing any less bad to look at. Imagine someone singing off-key on purpose and making fun of themself for it. Would it make listening to them an enjoyable experience? Definitely not. Making fun of herself doesn't make her dancing better in any way. It simply proves she doesn't care enough to take some classes, work on her craft, and improve. Mediocrity personified.

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Tbh I never knew people didn't understand the concept of this video, I thought it was always very clear.

But maybe media interpretation isn't a strong suit for most people.

 

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the beyonce stans really need to stick to fighting in the performer vocalist corner and stop trying to hog the songwriter accolades region too 'bUt tAyLoR sAmE cHoRd pRoGrEsSiOn' hurr durr :deadbanana4:

 

'hey kids spelling is fun!' and 'sometimes i feel like everybody is a sexy baby' vs 'smack that clap clap clap like you don't care' 'bow down *******!' is not the lyrical war you want to play lmfao

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Girls ok she's not the best dancer. Get over it she wasn't trying to serve some kind of fierce dance moves in this video nor others like shake it off.

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That's how that part of the video is supposed to be.

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People need to get over this. It is not a job requirement that every pop singer knows how to dance perfectly. They are all singers first and foremost. Clearly audiences are living for her live. 

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10 minutes ago, NausAllien said:

The Swifties can't have their cake and eat it too. They can't claim she's dancing bad on purpose and then claim that's simply how she dances.

It’s how she dances, so they deliberately came up with a concept that made it a feature instead of a bug. 
 

People did this same **** with Shake It Off. “Look how bad she’s dancing” when the entire point of the video is how out of place she is in every different segment. 
 

She is aware of her limitations. Both videos are efforts to be in on the joke.

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Where’s the childish “mute challenge” when you need it?

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23 minutes ago, Mitsouko said:

sHeS dAnCiNg CrInGe On PuRpOsE then how do you explain every other time she dances I-

Because the rest of her dancing is little one two steps while the entire video is of her dancing in big exaggerated movements because it’s the focus of the video?

 

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1 minute ago, Achilles. said:

She is aware of her limitations. Both videos are efforts to be in on the joke.

And the joke is... *checks notes* That she's not naturally gifted and therefore she doesn't feel the need to put the effort to improve her craft and be a decent dancer and performer. She has all the money in the world; she could hire the best teachers, but she doesn't give a f***

 

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2 hours ago, Axelios said:

The obsession Beyonce fans have with Taylor is really insane.

They are probably bitter that Beyonce didn't have Taylor music career.

Ooouuu I have a lot of words right now but I gotta hype up Dua’s comeback so imma keep these lips shut….

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6 minutes ago, Jaded. said:

People need to get over this. It is not a job requirement that every pop singer knows how to dance perfectly. They are all singers first and foremost. Clearly audiences are living for her live. 

Oh, yeah... Because Taylor is KNOWN for her powerful vocals :biblio:

 

Please, it's only recently that she learned how to sing on key (most of the time anyway). Her voice is still weak AF, she doesn't have good projection or breath support, her range is limited, she doesn't play with her larynx, she doesn't add texture to her voice, she is terrible at employing different dynamics, she can't sing a complex vocal run to save her life, etc, etc, etc.

 

BFR, Taylor is a mediocre singer and a terrible dancer. She doesn't excel at anything. I guess that's why she's so relatable to so many of you...

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2 minutes ago, NausAllien said:

Oh, yeah... Because Taylor is KNOWN for her powerful vocals :biblio:

 

Please, it's only recently that she learned how to sing on key (most of the time anyway). Her voice is still weak AF, she doesn't have good projection or breath support, her range is limited, she doesn't play with her larynx, she doesn't add texture to her voice, she is terrible at employing different dynamics, she can't sing a complex vocal run to save her life, etc, etc, etc.

 

BFR, Taylor is a mediocre singer and a terrible dancer. She doesn't excel at anything. I guess that's why she's so relatable to so many of you...

Are you ok sis? Forgot a med or two this morning?

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12 minutes ago, NausAllien said:

Oh, yeah... Because Taylor is KNOWN for her powerful vocals :biblio:

 

Please, it's only recently that she learned how to sing on key (most of the time anyway). Her voice is still weak AF, she doesn't have good projection or breath support, her range is limited, she doesn't play with her larynx, she doesn't add texture to her voice, she is terrible at employing different dynamics, she can't sing a complex vocal run to save her life, etc, etc, etc.

 

BFR, Taylor is a mediocre singer and a terrible dancer. She doesn't excel at anything. I guess that's why she's so relatable to so many of you...

I couldn't care less about her vocal "runs" :skull: Her music is amazing and the GP and critics BOTH agree, that's all that matters

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7 minutes ago, NausAllien said:

Oh, yeah... Because Taylor is KNOWN for her powerful vocals :biblio:

 

Please, it's only recently that she learned how to sing on key (most of the time anyway). Her voice is still weak AF, she doesn't have good projection or breath support, her range is limited, she doesn't play with her larynx, she doesn't add texture to her voice, she is terrible at employing different dynamics, she can't sing a complex vocal run to save her life, etc, etc, etc.

 

BFR, Taylor is a mediocre singer and a terrible dancer. She doesn't excel at anything. I guess that's why she's so relatable to so many of you...

Where did I mention her vocals? No one goes to a Taylor Swift show expecting vocal acrobatics. The truth is when people spend their hard earned money on a show, they’re allowed to spend that money on whoever they please, and it seems like people are loving what Taylor is selling. No one is forcing anyone to go that doesnt want to - if they deemed her “a mediocre performer” - no one would go. But that’s not what’s happening. There is no science or actual criteria to what specifications a popstar has to have for their show to be dubbed acceptable to sell out stadiums.

 

She makes catchy songs with lyrics that resonate with a ton of people. And she is good at translating her music to the stage. Theres really not much more to it than that. 

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11 minutes ago, NausAllien said:

Oh, yeah... Because Taylor is KNOWN for her powerful vocals :biblio:

 

Please, it's only recently that she learned how to sing on key (most of the time anyway). Her voice is still weak AF, she doesn't have good projection or breath support, her range is limited, she doesn't play with her larynx, she doesn't add texture to her voice, she is terrible at employing different dynamics, she can't sing a complex vocal run to save her life, etc, etc, etc.

 

BFR, Taylor is a mediocre singer and a terrible dancer. She doesn't excel at anything. I guess that's why she's so relatable to so many of you...

Serious question, why do you spend such a large chunk of your free time hating on a woman who will never be aware of your existence? Is everything okay at home?

 

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15 minutes ago, NausAllien said:

And the joke is... *checks notes* That she's not naturally gifted and therefore she doesn't feel the need to put the effort to improve her craft and be a decent dancer and performer. She has all the money in the world; she could hire the best teachers, but she doesn't give a f***

 

Because dancing skills has an insignificant importance in her career. There's only a handful of her songs where dancing and choreography have room to be.

 

Her craft is being a musician and a songwriter, and that craft has been perfected.

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