Moonchild Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 35 minutes ago, Buddy! said: Cannot wait for my inevitable LOW placement since it's not a fashion! round Work to your strengths bb. If your brand is fashion queen, why not do a clothing line, a jewelry line and a sunglasses line?
Rhisiart Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 7 minutes ago, Moonchild said: Whew at everyone slaying (especially Gladys hihi)
Buddy! Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Moonchild said: Work to your strengths bb. If your brand is fashion queen, why not do a clothing line, a jewelry line and a sunglasses line? SO be dragged for being predictable
Moonchild Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Buddy! said: SO be dragged for being predictable Better to be predictable and good than boring, mediocre or bad (not that your entry is either; haven't fully read yet).
DripDrip Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Rhisiart said: And @DripDrip, your book made me emotional. Thank you this means a lot especially from a great writer like yourself <3 No is a book I've been writing for years. I really hope to get it published some day
PinkBox Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 "Please excuse the saggy breasts, I was inspired by Dame Rose" I don't deserve this
PinkBox Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) Okay just read the entries and y'all did THAT Gladys really stepped up her drawing Stone in drag asjsjd How are Lola's dolls even possible Edited August 6, 2017 by PinkBox
True Skarlet Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) I'm going to force Noah to make those snippets into full songs. I was twerking to them. Edited August 6, 2017 by True Skarlet
Stan Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) Faye's card game Lola's book also loved Gladys drawings Edited August 6, 2017 by Stan
Hug Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 So is this basically the #clapback card? Here for it.
ATRL Moderator khalyan Posted August 6, 2017 ATRL Moderator Posted August 6, 2017 I am offended that there was not a card about me @True Skarlet
Buddy! Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Hug said: So is this basically the #clapback card? Here for it. With my lady ***** card down, you have to discard this. Be gone!
Kelp Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 d I was just reading through last season and thank god I waited until this season to return sadlkfasjkl
Hug Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Lémur said: d I was just reading through last season and thank god I waited until this season to return sadlkfasjkl NGL I was mad you and everyone else I thought was joining either didn't sign up or quit before the cast was announced. Only Sub, Pes, and Moon were there.
True Skarlet Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 The way I woke up just in time for the entries.
Citrus Posted August 6, 2017 Author Posted August 6, 2017 _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Comeback - The Entries While you girls were busy monetizing your most popular traits, some of our fallen queens had a chance to return. They were assigned the task of creating a "13 Reasons Why" style tape that explains whose fault it is that they were eliminated. On the runway, they could either redo a look they butchered or a theme they didn't get to try. Melanoma Quote A tape to get the party started. A tape to mourn the now departed. A tape to say it like it is. A tape about the slaughtered pigs. A tape to get me into heaven. A tape that's all passive-aggression. A tape for a small population. A tape to end this sad narration. -------------------------------------- xx -------------------------------------- LISTEN TO THE TAPES FIRST FOR THE FULL EFFECT! Hide contents INTRO There are many reasons why I could say I got eliminated… none of them my fault, of course. I did everything right… I looked the best, I was pretty, I had great outfits, I, uh… Overall, I was gorgeous. It’s clear that my talent was too ahead of it’s time… So, I had to end it all. But, there are a couple of you who deserve some… dishonourable mentions. ACIID ROSE Mommie Dearest… where were you when I needed you most? When I was on my last glued on limb, my final graphic design, the last three days of my Photoshop free trial? Who was going to tell me that I was beautiful? Perfect? That I look like Linda Blair in The Exorcist? My gravestone will read: Melanoma Rose, died of a broken heart. Her mother is an ugly, no good, *****. CITRUS You fat. CHANEL I can’t believe this… I thought this was going to be easy. You said- you said before the season that I was guaranteed Top 3. You PROMISED that all I had to do was offer a sacrifice in your name. You took advantage of me, a young, impressionable queen on the rise, and I thought I saw the light. I crashed, I burned, and all you did was Laugh3. JESUS CHRIST This tape is an apology. Dear lord and saviour, I’m praying for forgiveness. I was tempted by the Devil; the Devil promised me things I yearned for, appearing to me in the body of someone I thought I knew. I was weak, and the dark red lips and soulless grey eyes of the monster defeated me. Oh Father, I have sinned, and I come to you for guidance. I am on my knussies begging for mercy! COLLEEN Love your hair, hope you win! CAMILLE TOE Listen up, Camille, listen up! I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this. When my mother yells like this it’s because she loves me. I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you! How dare you! Learn something from this! When you go to your small town at night, you lay there and you take responsibility for yourself, because nobody’s going to take responsibility for you. You rolling your eyes and you act like it’s because you’ve heard it all before–you’ve heard it all before–you don’t know where the hell I come from, you have no idea what I’ve been through. But I’m not a victim; I grow from it and I learn. Take responsibility for yourself. OUTRO And that’s everyone worth a tape. Thanks so much for listening, make sure to hit that like button and subscribe. Bye! A maternal, monochromatic, Mother Mary. Magical, magnificent, majestic, marvellous... Many a mouthful of melodious praises. Alena Loves Quote ♥ ♥ ♥ A ZILLION REASONS WHY ALENA LOVES GOT ELIMINATED FROM ATRL'S DRAG RACE.THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, DON'T KILL ME ♥ ♥ ♥ REASON 1: CITRUS Everyone sees Citrus as such an angel.. But let me tell you guys the real deal with this sad excuse of a fruit. The real deal (source EW) is that for TWO not one but for TWO challenges Citrus sabotaged me to make my run look as pathetic as Nina Williams' on last season. Snatch Game - I was getting amazing reviews. My performance on Snatch Game was being compared to the likes of Elle Rivers and Carrie MESSiah. BUT then CitRu was like; 'hell no, we can't give this pathetic non talented flop a high nor a win for this challenge, let me think of someone who hates this bitch!') SO then Citru hired Tangerine. A pressed **** from last season who's been trying to murder me since i stole her man from ha several years ago. That bitter betty ranked me last as of CitRu's demand to get me off my well deserved high ranking! SO this is me exposing this first rigga morriss of the season!Lipsyncing Challenge - The 2nd challenge in a row where i was ranked 4th. Sounds suspicious to you guys? Yeah it does, and it just gets more weird from here on. The true tea was that just before i got on stage to do my lipsyncing, i was POISONED. YES you heard me, poisoned. Someone had changed my absolut berry acaii drink (i lub this drink), to a Citrus flavored beer! After drinking it SLIGHTLY i vomited in the backstage for about 10 minutes! I called the production that i needed to postpone my performance cuz i almost got murdered, but they FORCED me to perform! Can you guys believe this? Unbelieveable! So then with as much energy as Stone on his best day i HAD to perform! and because of that i got my HIGH placement robbed from me once again! And if you guys don't believe me, you may calll my lawyer Dame Rose. So please guys, do not trust his fugly slut! REASON 69: C/H/A/N/E/L footage of me and C/H/A/N/E/L at the RPDR finale. So as some of you may know me and Chanel are (were) friends. We bonded over our stanning of the queen of acting Emma Roberts and me being referenced as being her dupe for the entire casting special episode of ADR season 3; (which she felt excited about, finally she met someone as stupid as her!) So when i finally got casted on the show after spamming the producers with millions of letters and threats of exposing Citrus over giving wins for the queens who were sending her nudes, Chanel got shook. 'F-ck this stupid bitch made it to the show, now if she flops we can't go to award shows together!' So for the first few weeks of the show Chanel told me what i should do. Every single detail, believe it or not! BUT then the most tragic event in the ATRL history happened. Chanel got banned. I wasn't being tutored anymore! I had no idea what to do, my own fashion sense is as great as Noah Fence's so i'm propably gonna be eliminated asap! I managed to trade some letters with her while she was in jail, but then the devil himself Citrus found out and made sure Chanel wasn't able to send any letters from jail! So yes, i do partly blame Chanel for me being booted off the show. I mean for the last few episodes i was on the show i looked like Phresh Cherry's ugly cousin who no one want's to have sex with. Anyways, i still do love my sister Chanel but if only she could've kept her goth mouth shut i would propably still be on the show! REASON 666: GLADYS Excuse my camera, but it has ran out of color so the rest of this tape is going to look like it's straight out of Chanel's depressed wardrobe. So as you guys know Gladys is a contestant of this season ADR. She comes off as a sweetheart and a real nice person, but let me tell you how she really is! So for the holiday episode we were supposed to come up with holiday inspired looks. I got christmas. And do you guys even know how offensive that was to me? I'm jewish AF and CitRu knew that! So this just proves even more that he is a devil and was sabotaging me from the get go of this season. Anyway to the point.. I had ordered a couture, high fashion, one of a kind dress from Karl Lagerfeld. BUT someone had told him that i couldn't wear the dress anymore because i had gained so much weight in the last few days and he BELIEVED IT! But just guess who was behind this.. The satanist Gladys! I had paid 10 thousand dollars for that dress, 10 thousand dollars! So yes i was going to ****ing wear it. Just imagine how sad i was after i heard this! I had to run into Primark and pick the first dress i saw that reminded me even abit of Christmas (and it was freaking July!!!!!!) So i spent like 7 hours looking for a dress that could fit my category. The shoes i borrowed from Dame Rose and my hair and makeup was done by James Charles so you guys can't even imagine how miserable i was! I looked like i was high in marijuana!!! My look was as original as Lola's drag character, i cried for minutes. This incident gave me PTSD for the rest of my drag career. But anyways, let me tell you more about my 'sister' Gladys. She worships satan. Yes you heard it from me, it's true. How do you guys think Citru's pulled a f-cking double shantay on Wh0re and Gladys? Exactly... because of exorcism! Gladys used her demonic powers to make Citru do the most ridicilous thing in ADR history! All of this tea just proves that Gladys is not the sweetheart you all think she is! She broke my heart in to like 6 pieces. REASON 420: DAME ROSE This was something that broke me down. I almost ate a full bar of chocolate because of this bitch! Just hold on till i spill the tea on this Rose with a million thorns... PinkBox in the drag world known as Dame Rose is my actual mother. No, not a drag mother my MOTHER. The real kind, so she literally cut me in half with what she did! So for every week that i was in the competition i showed her my entries. I always wanted to know what she thought, because i trusted her with my guts. Like we share the same blood so like i have to trust her. But she is evil! I realized that everytime i did good she thought i was the biggest mistake of her life and she told me that she should've swallowed me and everytime i sucked harder than Stone in anything than a Fashion challenge she told me that she has never been more proud of me! Apparently the reason she was doing this was because CitRu was forcing her! Apparently if she wasn't doing that to me she would've NOT been casted on All Stars! Imagine your birthmother doing this to you... I'm still as in disbelief as Chanel is over not winning S1. But learn from me, don't trust PinkBox! Remember, a pink box is always a bad thing... THE FINAL REASON: ALEXIS MICHELLE, THE PRODUCER Just f-ck this stupid useless idiot producer. When i told her i didn't want to lipsync against Lola she threw a pre-paid phone at me and told me to 'delete it fat'. Now it looks like i have a 30% blackface on because of her. Anyways please bring me back ♥ I want this so bad! xo ♥ ♥ ♥ RUNWAY - REMAKE OF THE BEACHBALL so for the challenge in week 3 (i think) we were supposed to come up with 2 looks. a beach look and a D&G inspired look. so for the remake i decided to combine those themes to one look. and yes i did bring a starbucks this time aswell! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Wh`re Yentl Quote [***** is standing in the men's bathroom, washing her face after getting automatically eliminated, then saw "**** YOU" written on a mirror] Yeah, **** you, too. **** me? **** you! **** this competition and everyone involved in it. **** Stone and her aesthetic appeal. You're good looking, and it's fine. No, scratch that line. You're pretty and it's making the judges blind from your mediocrity. This is ADR boo, not ANTM cycles 20 to 22. **** Gladys Lux Maure and her poorly drawn creations. You in elementary, bitch? You're drawing's look a man, Maury Povich. How the **** did you get safe from that Beyonce and Valentines? That shoulda been ****ing me both those times! **** Lola Cabezas and her only win. Bitch, how the **** did you won that ish? It was my idea to make Gwyneth our bish. My ideas made our team pop, unlike yours, you ****ing flop. **** Noah Fence and her Soundcloud account. Bitch you think you're Bjork? ****ing dork! Getting praised for that bizarre Snatch. Obviously getting groomed to win, just watch. **** Colleen and Faye Shull and their lack of identity. Unknown chicks with dicks. Made this far, yet nothing about them sticks. If they won, Season 4 winner's portrait's gon' be a no profile icon. ****ing anonymous maricon. Same goes to Canela and Alena, ****ing lame. Like, did them bitches even play this game? **** Melanoma and her lack of leadership skills. Letting that bitch walk all over you made us unravel. Made us serve WB when we shoulda been Marvel. Spineless bitch, trynna be civil. Made us lost coz you got triumphed over by that evil. **** Phresh Cherry and Tippi Monet and their cockiness. Bitches in their high horse thinkin' they hella fly. Competition made them realize it's all a lie. Quitting coz they didn't get their way, ****ing bitches don't deserve to see the light of day. **** Priscilla Prolapse and her Michael Jackson impersonation. I liked you coz we both hated the ****ing vulture, but throughout your stay you showed your true nature. Gurl, that **** gave you erection? Bitch, you need the ****ing lethal injection. **** Camille Toe and her rural upbringing. Yes, you are from small town. That's all you can talk about, you ****ing clown. Stay there and make the town folks know who you are, coz in the big city, bitch, you ain't going far. **** Primarina and Mystique and their desperation. I ain't even gon' waste my time on y'alls. Both of you suck donkey balls. **** Chanel and Carbon. Eternal runner-ups. **** Citrus. Senile hag. **** Aciid. Lazy bitch. **** MoonChild. Judging me while proudly using an Into The Blue avatar, a disgrace to al-Kyliedas everywhere. **** this competition and everyone involved in it. From the judges at the judges' table to Stone under the judges' table, from the banland where Chanel is dying to the small town where Camille is living, from the basement Noah's recording to the corner Gladys is drawing. Let a moderator stop this game, let the judges and contestants rage, let it burn to the ****ing ground and then let ATRL-o-matic come and delete this STD-infested thread. [tonguepop] No, no... ****.YOU. ***** Yentl! You have been given a second chance and the easiest holiday to represent and you still ****ing failed, you dumb ****! Redoing the monochromatic challenge. so pretty much doing this week's runway challenge Primarina Quote And my Comeback Couture is Cultural Appropiation!! I'm appropiating this generation culture, and spinning round and round like a spinner, and back into the competition @Buddy! @Rhisiart @True Skarlet @DripDrip @Kylie Jenner @Lémur @EJQL8 @talent @Alena @Jkawaii @Aciid @Moonchild
talent Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) @Citrus did you not post my look because i called you fat ...nevemrind its in the spoiler Edited August 6, 2017 by talent
Kylie Jenner Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 "Colleen and Faye Shull and their lack of identity. Unknown chicks with dicks. Made this far, yet nothing about them sticks. If they won, Season 4 winner's portrait's gon' be a no profile icon. ****ing anonymous maricon. Same goes to Canela and Alena, ****ing lame. Like, did them bitches even play this game?" Go off I guess Ms. Yentl!
Citrus Posted August 6, 2017 Author Posted August 6, 2017 1 minute ago, talent said: @Citrus did you not post my look because i called you fat I accidentally posted it in the spoiler tag with the transcript, oop
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