Rhisiart Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 I still need to send in. I'm on my way home though. @True Skarlet I saw that Madonna letter where she dragged Whitney and I immediately thought of you ahgsdaha
True Skarlet Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 Just now, Rhisiart said: I still need to send in. I'm on my way home though. @True Skarlet I saw that Madonna letter where she dragged Whitney and I immediately thought of you ahgsdaha wsedrftgy I just saw that now. This part killed me: “It’s so unequivocally frustrating to read that Whitney Houston has the music career I wish I had and Sharon Stone has the film career I’ll never have. Not because I want to be these women because I’d rather die, but they’re so horribly mediocre and they’re always being held up as paragons of virtue and some sort of measuring stick to humiliate me.”
Rhisiart Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, True Skarlet said: wsedrftgy I just saw that now. This part killed me: “It’s so unequivocally frustrating to read that Whitney Houston has the music career I wish I had and Sharon Stone has the film career I’ll never have. Not because I want to be these women because I’d rather die, but they’re so horribly mediocre and they’re always being held up as paragons of virtue and some sort of measuring stick to humiliate me.” I wish someone had picked Madonna for Snatch Game now, that would've been so juicy.
Citrus Posted July 14, 2017 Author Posted July 14, 2017 Y'all asked for an extension, I already had plans tonight. Entries later this evening but not for a couple hours xo
True Skarlet Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, Citrus said: Y'all asked for an extension, I already had plans tonight. Entries later this evening but not for a couple hours xo Aw man, I'll probably be asleep when you post them.
Citrus Posted July 14, 2017 Author Posted July 14, 2017 All the entries aren't in anyway, I'll probably post tomorrow morning
Citrus Posted July 14, 2017 Author Posted July 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Buddy! said: Jylie Kenner Ooh I would stan if Colleen became a late game villain
Buddy! Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 17 minutes ago, Citrus said: All the entries aren't in anyway, I'll probably post tomorrow morning Hew ya waitin on
Citrus Posted July 14, 2017 Author Posted July 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Buddy! said: Hew ya waitin on Melaslowma
Kelp Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 Um I'm from a small town and I was stil able to go over to my neighbour's barn that has WiFi and submit my entry. No excuses!
Citrus Posted July 14, 2017 Author Posted July 14, 2017 Yeah Noma has time to submit still and I have work, entries in da morning hunties, goodnight <3
Jkawaii Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 I will be returning to the studio to record and produce my new Album, with my upcoming hit singles, Not Yet A Pokémon", "Primarina Ended Citrus Party" Ft. Evita Kirchner and "Quitti" Ft the cast of ADR Season 4. So I will be busy to see this mess the game has turned into.
Citrus Posted July 14, 2017 Author Posted July 14, 2017 _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Episode 5 - Snatch Game The Top Row Talent as Jesus Christ Quote Shook Chanel is so shook, when she saw she was banned, she… Took time to reflect and repent to me, amidst the cries of her detractors. John 10:20. Many of them said “He is demon-possesed and insane. Why would you listen to him?” I tell them I can forgive even the lowliest of lepers who cast the sun aside. Pixel Dark is sooooo dark, when she goes home, she unwinds with a nice, cold... Foot bath. Nothing better than clean feet. John 13:10. I answered, "Those who have had a bath need only to wash their feet; their whole body is clean." Camille Toe is from SUCH a small town, her barber is also her... Baptist. They have odd methods in tiny villages, but they love to wash each other's feet, and I am a big fan. Citrus is such a skank, she brushes her teeth with... Fervor, to ensure her mouth is a shining light in her life. I tell her, Song of Solomon 4:2. Your teeth are like a flock of shorn ewes that have come up from the washing. When she lands in hell, she will have no problem with the weeping and the gnashing of her teeth. Tangerine is so hateful, she starts every day off with 15 minutes of... Prayer and meditation, of course! How do you think she won? Phresh Cherry is sooooo sour, when you take a bite outta her, your teeth go... Citrus, I am worried about your obsession with teeth. This is the second occasion on which you have mentioned them to me. Be steadfast, and do not worship them as idols. As Pagans' false god of Christmas, Clause, does, I will know if you've been bad or good. Carrie Messiah is so smart. When she tries to talk to a normal person, she... She should have known better. There is sin abound. Amos 5:13. So those who are smart keep their mouths shut, for it is an evil time. Koko Khalyan is such a klutz, she can't even go to the store without... Amassing a crowd of onlookers. Acts 28:6. The people expected him to suddenly drop dead; but after waiting a long time and seeing nothing unusual happen to him, they changed their minds and said he was a god. Dame Rose is so legendary, she doesn't fart, she... Releases the breath of God from inside her. I've known Dame for a while, and have been knocking at her door for many, many years. Her power is astonishing. Job 41:21. Its breath sets coal ablaze. Job 37:10. The breath of God produces ice, and the broad waters become frozen. Her strength is ancient and truly spreads the fear of God. Aciid Rose is so lazy, she can't even... Have bread without a break. I’ve been known to break bread in my time, but I never hesitate, nor prolong the time it takes. Unfortunately, I can not share my bread with her. Proverbs 31:27. And bread of sloth she eateth not. _______________________ When it comes to cultures, you can't steal just one! Gladys Lux Maure as Beyonce Quote Due to scheduling conflicts with her pregnancy, Beyoncé’s gig at ATRL’s Drag Race’s Snatch Game episode was prerecorded back in May 2017. The following is a one on one session with Citrus and Beyoncé herself. Citrus: *stands up from chair* Hello Beyoncé! You look gorgeous! Beyoncé: *wobbles in with her ginormous pregnant belly* I know, I literally woke up like this! *kisses and hugs Citrus* Citrus: I’m so happy that you were able to come and be a part of our Snatch Game, it is truly an honor. Beyoncé: You’re welcome! You know, it is SO crazy. When I first got the call to do it, my immediate reaction was “I thought I blocked Ye’s number, I told him I’m not doing game night with him and his wife!” But I am beyond excited to be here. Citrus: You look lovely honey! Where are Blue and Jay-Z? Beyoncé: *eyes deaden* Unfortunately, I placed Jay on indefinite house arrest. Right now Blue is baby-sitting him. So it’s just ? Me, Myself, and I. ? Citrus: Well, let’s not waste anymore time, here comes the first question. Beyoncé: Let’s go get ‘em! *giggles* I said that in a song once. 1. Shook Chanel is so shook, when she saw she was banned, she _______! Beyoncé: *deep sigh* Oh wow, that’s a great question! I wasn’t expecting that question. Um… *giggles* When Chanel saw she was banned, I think she ran to the studio. That’s what I do when I’m feeling a lot of Emotions! Citrus: Are you taking a break from music with your twins on the way? Beyoncé: I’d love to, but Jay keeps giving me so much material that I can’t ever leave! *laughs very hard* 2. Pixel Dark is sooooo dark, when she goes home, she unwinds with a nice, cold ______. Beyoncé: This answer may be a bit obvious, but I’d have to go with a nice, cold glass of Lemonade! Citrus: Speaking of Lemonade, it’s been a few months since what happened at the Grammys. Are you bitter at all? Beyoncé: Well, it’s like I say Citrus, sometimes you lose! *cackles* But I’m a Survivor! *winks* and I’m at peace with the whole thing. Shoutout to Elton John, if I couldn’t win AOTY, I’m glad it was him. 3. Camille Toe is from SUCH a small town, her barber is also her ______. Beyoncé: I would say that her barber is also her manager. I think that would explain why her edges match her career and her presence in the group challenges: non-existent. Citrus: That’s a very unique answer, what made you think of that? Beyoncé: You know, I was kinda reminded me of when I was in Destiny’s Child, our manager always tried to do everything he could to make our lives easier, with varying degrees of failure. Citrus: You mean your father Matthew? Beyoncé: Ummm… that name sounds familiar? I think, maybe I’ve heard of him in passing. I consider my costar today, Jesus himself, to be my father. He has never… Well, he might have failed me a couple of times. But he has a plan! 4. Citrus is such a skank, she brushes her teeth with _______. Beyoncé: First of all girl, you are Flawless***, not no skank! *giggles* But hmmm… I think you brush your teeth with hot sauce! Citrus: Now that you mention it, do you have hot sauce in your bag? Beyoncé: Do I?! *pulls out gigantic plate from Red Lobster out of her diamond-encrusted tote bag, along with a giant bag of hot sauce* Citrus: Beyoncé! I thought you were vegan! Beyoncé: These twins ain’t! *cackles* 5. Tangerine is so hateful, she starts every day off with 15 minutes of _______ and meditation. Beyoncé: Being Beyoncé, I have a lot of haters, and that just comes with the job. So, I would say she spends 15 minutes on worship. Worshiping my friend Jesus, herself, and most importantly, me! *puts down lobster* You see, every morning, I ask Jesus “Why did you give me this life? Why did you give me my talent, my blessed daughter, these twins in my belly, my adoring fans, my ain’t **** husband, but no ****ing AOTY Grammy? ….But I know you’re not supposed to question You. Because when Jesus says yes… tears stream down her face* Nobody can say no. Wow. *quietly sobs and rubs her belly* 6. Um… Phresh Cherry is sooooo sour, when you take a bite outta her, your teeth go _______! Beyoncé: I really love cherries, and having my own cherry torn and turnt out! I’m not sure how sour a Phresh Cherry is, but if it’s as sour as the lemons I used to make Lemonade, my teeth would most likely go platinum, just like my album, which sold Fifty ‘leven copies! 7. Carrie Messiah is so smart. When she tries to talk to a normal person, she _______. Beyoncé: I deal with this problem a lot in my life when it comes to my work, so I feel sympathy for Miss Carrie. I thought about what I do, and I said she asserts her authority and makes them Bow Down! People, especially those that work under me, love to think they know how to run my shows and career, but they don’t know ****. I always make to remind them Who Runs The World. And if they ever forget, I tell them the exit is ? To The Left ? and I’ll make sure to have someone send their luggage so they don’t miss their flight! 8. Koko Khalyan is such a klutz, she can't even go to the store without ________. Beyoncé: It is SO crazy, because I’m very close with my maid/chimney-sweep, her name is Michelle, and she is actually the biggest klutz I know. She’s flops at chores, fails at keeping secrets, is constantly falling off of both stairs and the charts! Poor Michelle. *cackles* And I was thinking about her so I wrote flopping! Sorry Miss Koko, but I’m sure there’s no way you’re as klutzy as her! Citrus: Random question: You mentioned Michelle, what about Kelly? Beyoncé: You know Kelly?! She is my second-favorite Uber driver after Ashanti! Kelly is a total flop too, but she’s hard working and I semi-respect that about her. 9. Dame Rose is so legendary, she doesn't fart, she ________. Beyoncé: I’ve never met the Dame, but it sounds like we have a lot in common! *laughs* The answer I wrote is that instead of farting, she drops albums. Silently out of nowhere, but deadly to all! Because as a legend, and my fellow legend and inspiration on the panel Whitey would probably agree, is that legends can drop an album, and no matter how bad that **** smells, people WILL buy it. Citrus: You know, we have another “legend” on the panel, Taylor Swift! Beyoncé: You know, he’s very sweet and invited me to his Sweet 16 once, but Hold Up: don’t disrespect Whitney and I like that EVER again. Don’t Hurt Yourself now! 10. Aciid Rose is so lazy, she can't even _______ without a break. Beyoncé: I said vacation. I don’t know about Miss Aciid, but I’ve never met lazy myself. A lot of younger girls today get compared to me a whole lot, but them bitches don’t have a fraction of my work ethic. So- *screams in pain that turns into her Crazy In Love Live riff* Oh my god. I think my water broke! My twins are coming! Citrus: Oh my goodness! Well, uh, that’s all the time we have for today folks, give it up for Beyoncé! Beyoncé: Thank you Citrus! I’ll see you all with my twins in the Winter, maybe! *waddles off camera* Beyoncé: *out of frame, but her mic is still on* Did he buy it? Thank god that **** is over. Those corny-ass questions, that was worse than hanging out with Tina. I should’ve just let Gaga replace me again, god knows she’s not getting money from anything else these days. Let’s bounce, I need to go to Popeye’s. Citrus: … *stares at ground to look at puddle on the floor. Snatch Game outro music plays as camera slowly zooms in on puddle* ... This week proved to be even more challenging than last week, because in addition to a busy week, this was a solo challenge and I had no one to lean on or rely other other than myself. For my Snatch Game entry, I chose Beyoncé because I'm a stan, and so I felt that I knew enough about her personality and quirks to make her funny. It was very much a challenge at the beginning, but I felt I was able to write an entry that was really cute and funny, and managed to make Beyoncé a character that felt heightened, yet believably her. I also draw a messy look for her. Her metal arm is colored that way because she misplaced it, so she had Solange sew her one out of used Dorito bags akjsdhlashdlk ... For my runway this week, I chose to base my outfit on Japanese culture, but specifically the subculture of Harajuku. The style of Harajuku is immediately recognizable and well known, with stars like Gwen Stefani and Avril Lavigne using that aesthetic for whole eras and brands. Harajuku is all about an abundance of accessories and bright colors. When you think of Harajuku and Japanese street fashion, you think of a mismatch of clothing that shouldn't go together, but somehow do. Now, with my original look (which you can see here. I'm reluctant to share it because I kinda wanted to hold on to it for a later runway, but I have no clue what runway I would use it for, and I don't personally love it that much anyway. ), I felt like I went too much into the direction of Japan's street fashions and didn't hone in enough into the Harajuku aesthetic. This lead to a look that while I don't hate it anymore, you cannot tell what culture my look is supposed to be based on at all. Also, the clothing choices and overall colors aren't cohesive or properly thought-out, which is an issue I've had in this competition so far. So, I went back to the drawing board to come up with my new look. With this look, not only did I base my look around the Harajuku subculture, I also took inspiration from the Ganguro/Gal subculture, the Lolita/Kawaii styles, and of course Cosplay and Anime. With my new look, I chose to make it a kimono to make it instantly more recognizablly Japanese. With a revised and more cohesive color scheme, my kimono is covered in everything but the kitchen sink: bows and ribbons, glitter, plushies, and everything cute and sweet. That is the most essential part to nailing a Harajuku look, which I didn't go as far with originally. Along with my high-heeled sneakers and gravity-defying anime wig, I managed to put to paper the idea that I originally wanted, and I couldn't be prouder. Thank you for reading, I hope you guys like it! Wh6re Yentl as Kylie Minogue Quote Wh0re confessional: MAY BIGES SHALENJ POR DIS SHALENJ IS MA AKSENT SO AY PREY TU GAD NAW TU MEK SPIK PERPEK INGLIS POR DIS SHALENJ EN LET SI IP IT WORKS! *snaps fingers* There. *smiles cheekily* ---- RuPaul: Making her American television debut, let's all please give a warm welcome to Kee-lye Mee-now-gyu! Kylie: Darling, it's Kylie Minogue. RuPaul: Oh thank you for correcting me Ms. Minogue. Can you please wait a second? Kylie: Sure, I guess? *looks confused* *RuPaul talks to a producer in his ear* RuPaul: Who the **** is this bitch? Producer: Some singer from Australia, I think. RuPaul: When you said we're going to have Kylie in this show, I thought you meant Jenner, you incompetent son of a bitch! *RuPaul smiles at Kylie, while Kylie smiles back, awkwardly* RuPaul: What do you do again, Miss Minogue? Kylie: *is offended* Ummm.... I'm a recording artist, live performer, actress, model, breast cancer activist and a gay icon. RuPaul: That's lovely. *fake smile* Kylie: Do you not know who I am? *laughs nervously* RuPaul: *deflecting* Our next guest is... 1. Shook Chanel is so shook, when she saw she was banned, she _______! K: *still hurt by Ru's lack of knowledge about her* Well Ru, I wrote she "CAN'T GET IT OUT OF HER HEAD" *giggles* R: Is that a reference or something? *confused* K: Uh... yes... *laugh nervously* It's only my biggest hit, dear. Have you never heard of it? *smiles through pain* R: *obviously faking it* What? No! It's my favorite song EVER!!!! *fake smile* K: 2. Pixel Dark is sooooo dark, when she goes home, she unwinds with a nice, cold ______. K: I wrote she unwinds with a nice, cold "CREAM BY PONDS, WHICH ELIMINATE LINES AND WRINKLES!" Can you believe it Ru? I haven't had botox in ages and I still look youthful! *tries to laugh loudly but can't since the botox is fresh* R: Ok girl, unless Ponds pay me, I'll be censoring that! 3. Camille Toe is from SUCH a small town, her barber is also her ______. K: I wrote "CUPID BOY" *laughs* R: Uh-huh. K: Do you want to hear their love story? *giggling* R: Sure....? *confused* K: Ok, Miss Toe was looking for an angel to better her today and when she looked closer she saw her barber. She thought everything is just a beautiful illusion by Aphrodite, but she can't beat the feeling, so she put her hands up to call the attention of the barber and now their love is the envy of all the lovers. *giggling* R: Is there a joke there or something? *really confused* K: *suppressing her anger* Get.out.of.my.way.dear. *forces a smile* 4. Citrus is such a skank, she brushes her teeth with _______. K: I wrote "FRENCH PHALLUS" because she's such a skank hahaha! R: Ok. K: For Christ's sake RuPaul! It's a joke about me sleeping with lots of French guys! *smiling through anger* 5. Tangerine is so hateful, she starts every day off with 15 minutes of _______ and meditation. K: I just wrote "LOCOMOTION" *looks unamused* R: Oh, I love that song.... *Kylie smiles ear to ear* R: ....by Little Eva. *Kylie's smile disappeared* R: Well, now I'm in a mood for a sing-a-long! Kylie, do you know the lyrics? *Kylie is staring daggers at Ru* R: No? Ok. *leaves to go to the next contestant* 6. Phresh Cherry is sooooo sour, when you take a bite outta her, your teeth go _______! K: *chuckles* Well I wrote "SPINNING AROUND" *continues to chuckle* *RuPaul looks lost at why this small lady is laughing at something unfunny* K: IT'S THE NAME OF MY ****ING COMEBACK SONG YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!! *forces a smile after her outrage* 7. Carrie Messiah is so smart. When she tries to talk to a normal person, she _______. K: Well, I just wrote "DON'T TALK ABOUT KYLIE MINOGUE BECAUSE AMERICANS DON'T KNOW WHO KYLIE MINOGUE IS" *gets teary eyed* R: That's a great answer, but sorry, not a match! 8. Koko Khalyan is such a klutz, she can't even go to the store without ________. K: I wrote *starts singing* "YOU, I MISS YOU MAH FRENNNN, THERE'S NO WORLD WITHOUT YOU, THIS CAN'T BE THE END" *Ru looks lost* K: Eh, I'll give you a pass, that's a pretty deep cut from my least successful album. R: Ok. 9. Dame Rose is so legendary, she doesn't fart, she ________. K: I wrote "KNOWS WHO KYLIE MINOGUE IS" *tears start to fall down her eyes* R: Oh dear, what's the matter? Is Kylie Minogue someone special? *looks concerned* K: I'M KYLIE MINOGUE YOU ****ING ******! 10. Aciid Rose is so lazy, she can't even _______ without a break. K: "CONFIDE IN ME" *visibly pissed off about this experience* R: Confide in you what? K: IT'S MY ****ING SONG OH MY GODDDDDDD *storms out* ______________ too lazy to write a write-up but my looks is basically appropriating white supremacist culture but in a wh0re yentl kinda way so it's sexy egghead is my ruveal because he's a skinhead *ba dum tss* Stone as Taylor Swift Quote Slithering on up is our next contestant, Taylor Swift! Everyone please give a round of applause to our superstar contestant! Thank you all so much for inviting lil ol me haha really I couldn’t be here without my adoring little rats fans of mine! They mean so much to me and my squad <3 They help us out with so much any of yall lawyers? Hmu, it’s truly inspiring! Come through my little Aryans<3 ~ I’d also like to throw a big shoutout to CitrU who allowed me to be here today, *whispering to her squad member That’s a man right? You look very…beautiful. ALSO I BETTER BE ****ING PAID FOR THIS **** BITCH I DID NOT COME HERE TO PLAY A STUPID ****ING GAME WITH GAYS RUNNING AROUND HERE. I HAVE A REPTILeLATION TO UPHOLD DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME??? Shook Chanel is so shook, when she saw she was banned, she: THREATENED TO SUE TO FOR MISTREATMENT! Oh gosh, I mean she was extremely upset! She suffers from ATRLaddictedIamitis, where she is on atrl 24/7 and that's it. HAhahaha oh my gosh, get it??? 2. Pixel Dark is sooooo dark, when she goes home, she unwinds with a nice, cold Pen! Before I sign any legal documents, I like to unwind with a nice ice cold pen in my private part. It’s kinda a habit of mine haha, but also fills the void of being single <3 3. Camille Toe is from SUCH a small town, her barber is also her Brother? Funny story, actually. When I was 15 I dated my brother for a few months. I kinda miss the bond we had. In fact, I actually wrote a song about it years ago!!!! It goes a little something like this "When you're 15 and your brother says that he loves you, you're gonna give him road head, he said "baby don't worry, if you feel anything bumpy it's just the car" 4. Citrus is such a skank, she brushes her teeth with Rubbing alcohol. I know that really isn't skanky haha but that's what my daddy used to use to flush out my mouth after our private time. 5. Tangerine is so hateful, she starts every day off with 15 minutes of reading her favorite chapters in Mein Kampf<3 and meditation. My personal favorite quote: “The scream of the twelve-inch shrapnel is more penetrating than the hiss from a thousand Jewish newspaper vipers. Therefore let them go on with their hissing.” ― Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf <3 6. Phresh Cherry is sooooo sour, when you take a bite outta her, your teeth go contracting back into my ssssskull! Like ew oh my gosh 7. Carrie Messiah is so smart. When she tries to talk to a normal person, she doesn’t talk to anyone outside of her squad……? I'm sorry but in my opinion friends STICK together and you don't talk to strangers or anyone outside of your social group. I have opened up the eyes of MANY girls, showed them the light of what REAL friendship looks like...<3 All you need to do to be my friend is like me. 8. Koko Khalyan is such a klutz, she can't even go to the store without Dropping her KKK commitment card. Literally so annoying when that happens…. 9. Dame Rose is so legendary, she doesn't fart, she Coughs up dust. Isn't Dame that 70 year old drag queen? Oh my goodess, I love her<3 Met her a few times and she's lovely! 10. Aciid Rose is so lazy, she can't even vote for the next leader of the free world without a break. As taylor walks away, many people in the audience could over hear what seemed to be Taylor and few others arguing. WHAT do you mean no check?? I was PROMISED I'd be paid for sitting in a room full of LOSERS I WANT MY PAY NOW. I WAS TOLD I'D GET PAID! That's IT I AM CALLING MY LAWYERS. Runway: I'm a bitter old nun, but I look good so that's all that matters. Low key pulling a Quitti in terms of this look BUT it's really too good to change up plus at least I included shoes. Accessorized with a bedazzled Bible. Feeling my Southern white woman fantasy Spoiler @Buddy! @Rhisiart @talent @Lémur @EJQL8 @DripDrip @Alena @Kylie Jenner @True Skarlet sfsfsfd
Citrus Posted July 14, 2017 Author Posted July 14, 2017 _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Episode 5 - Snatch Game The Bottoms Row Alena Loves as Iggy Azalea Quote T H E S N A T C H G A M E ♥ ♥ Sooo... for the snatch game i decided to go with Iggy Azalea. I personally am a fan of hers, but for the challenge i wanted to go as over the top as i possibly could without feeling like gross. I wanted to include some of the older controversial comments she had made in the past and use some of them to like obviously make them even like way worse than they might've been. I added 'subtitles' to each of the videos descriptions/infos. I hope atleast some of it was funny :3 and yeah, thank u! x T H E R U N W A Y ♥ My runway for the week is inspired by the gaming culture. I included Lili's (Tekken) hair & makeup. Annndd her gloves too! Lara Croft's (Tomb Raider) outfit. Kat's (Gravity Rush) shoes and the leg accessories. and D'vas (Overwatch) headpiece. And of course i have Playstation inspired nails. As i walk down the runway holding my double pistols i feel confident and excited to serve this look. I did not have the most time to put a look together this week, but i am so happy with what i came up with. It includes several favorites of mine from iconic games. ♥ Lola Cabezas as Az4Angela Quote Hello citRU and other "celebrities", this is going to be very explicit, so if you don't like swearing or ANGRY people from Wisconsin then close your mother f'in web browsers NOW. 1. Shook Chanel is so shook, when she saw she was banned, she _______! Well, *smack gum*, Ihm not really sure about Chanel, but I know when I'm feeling a bit shaken I take a huge sniff of my Peach Bellani candles, so thats what I wrote. 2. Pixel Dark is sooooo dark, when she goes home, she unwinds with a nice, cold ______. This "Pixel Dark" mod, you wanna know what "Pixel Dark" unwinds with, she unwinds with a nice cold glass of TAKING CARE OF BItCHES ALL ****ING DAY. 3. Camille Toe is from SUCH a small town, her barber is also her ______. *smacks gum* I met Camille Toe one time, and honestly, she was really a bitch to me, Camille Toe was. So I don't care how many small towns she's from or that her barber is also her uncle who is also her dad who is also her brother. 4. Citrus is such a skank, she brushes her teeth with _______. Honestly.......I know what I would do *smacks gum* and I would brush my teeth with candle wax. Winter's Candy Kiss wax to be exact. I have about ten of them. I recommend that to Citrus. Maybe she'll get the taste of DAY OLD NUT OUT OF HER MOUTH. 5. Tangerine is so hateful, she starts every day off with 15 minutes of _______ and meditation. Tangerine sounds like she's a handful, but I know when I start my day off its with a smile and a pleasant face. 6. Phresh Cherry is sooooo sour, when you take a bite outta her, your teeth go _______! I don't know what happens when your teeth bite Phresh, this was a dumb question, can we get to the point, I've been waiting here for about fifteen minutes waiting to tell my story. 7. Carrie Messiah is so smart. When she tries to talk to a normal person, she _______. She educates them! Like how I have to educate bitches all ****ing day about how Bath & Body Works coupons work. 8. Koko Khalyan is such a klutz, she can't even go to the store without ________. Without DEMANDING that she get a free item or a gift certificate because honestly, after tumbling her mother and herself all the way from Oscosh all the WAY TO APPLETON FOR THOSE MOTHER F'IN CANDLES. 9. Dame Rose is so legendary, she doesn't fart, she ________. I feel like if Dame Rose was a candle her scent would be Moth Balls, so I bet her farts are like that too, so all I wrote was POPS OUT MOTH BALLS. 10. Aciid Rose is so lazy, she can't even bust a nut without a break. BUT WHO CARES about ANY of these answers. Let me tell you something, citRU this is so bad, like I can't even right now. I'm shaking, like I don't know if I can answer these. So I have been on the judges of ATRL's Drag Race for four weeks now to get me a win. I've been calling to every single judge to get a win. THE JUDGES. I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW the JUDGES did this. I called Citrus Fondalck, Chanel Appleton, Pixel Greenbay and Aciid Oscosh. They all said I wasn't Noah Fence so they can't rig it for me. That's not what pissed me off. Ticked me off a little bit, but I thought EH no big whoop I'll eventually get a win. *inhales* Last week, well actually two days ago, I called Chanel Appleton, I said "I hate to bother you again but I really want a win, if I'm harassing you in anyway please let me know." CHANEL APPLETON. I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW. Chanel rigged this. So I went to Aciid Oscosh to talk about maybe getting a win. I decided to call Chanel Appleton just to see one more time if I could get a rigged win, and she said "Guess what...........you're gonna get a WIN." I was amazed, I said please please please make sure Noah and Stone are low. Chanel said "Will do." So it's time for judging and I get my win, so I'm waiting , waiting , waiting for Noah and Stone to get their low. About 15 minutes later Miss. "Citrus", host "Citrus" comes out and says "I'm so so sorry, but with all the quits, I honestly thought about giving lows, but we're only gonna give SAFES this week." *inhales* so I said very calmly "You're kidding me right...." And "Citrus" goes "No.....what I can do is I-I can maybe" and I said "No, I've been harassing all the judges to get them lows. I was just so relieved when Chanel told me they'd be low and I worked really hard to sabotage them, how can they not be low?!" So I just said "okay, well I guess I'll get my wigs back and pack my bags." So you know what "Citrus" says to me, you know what this GOD DAMN HOST "CITRUS" says to me. "I can put some extra fleet in your dressing room" and I said "FLEET, I don't need anymore god damn FLEET, I have about ten of them in my wig right now. Can you give me anything else, ANYTHING." So "Citrus" quotes my original recipet, and says "If you send in a help request, you will get a LIVE person and you can explain to them about the rigging and I'm sure will help you." And you know what I said. "A LIVE PERSON, WHO The **** AM I TALKING TO NOW. AM I TALKING TO YOU, WHO IS NOT HERE, ARE YOU REALITY???? I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO A LIVE PERSON, Are you not A LIVE PERSON????" All Citrus could say was "I'm sorry ma'am I can't help you." And he kept on apologizing. So I just said, give me my win now. Meaning my deserved first win of the season. So he gave me my win, and I was on my mary ****ing way. And you know what I'm gonna do "Citrus"? I'm telling your district mod. And I'm gonna tell them how that other judge Chanel was rude to me. Oh, Citrus, tsk tsk tsk, oh Citrus. Your ass, your ass is gonna get reamed. It was just a really rigged situation that got even more rigged. But I'm done now. But everyone please, share this to everyone you know so everyone can know that "Citrus"..."Citrus" needs to check his ****. ________________________________________ "When I first step onto the runway I am in my full Geisha look complete with my amazing headpiece. My hair is in a tight bun as I'm making my way slowly and calmly down the runway I rip off the robes and reveal this intense warrior outfit with my talon like nails. I'm about to go to war hunty and I am going to defeat the huns." I know it seems like a lot to look out but I was really inspired by that illustration of Mulan for this look. Some type of high fashion warrior princess. So I wanted to combine elements of her geisha look with the make up, the robes and the headpiece and then use it to reveal my full battle armor look. I do wish the armor was a bit more Chinese inspired like the drawing but you'd be surprised how very little warrior looks there is. The boots would be over course in a leather instead of rubber with a darker shade of purple to match the boots in the illustration. Colleen as Miranda Sings Quote We have YouTuber Miranda Sings everybody! Insert tite here youtuber? yeah rite. i'm american. if you're going to be rude then i'm not going to do it. anyway. *singing with vibrato* helloOOooOo! it is i. miranda sings and i am really essited because i am a really famous singer dancer actor model magician. thank you mister rupeal for having me here today. my terrible assistant rachel forced me to come today to help you sort out some haters and siners who keep on wanting to be prn. *looks at iggy* umm r u kidding me? they do not understand science or jesus just saying. today is the day when i do it because otherwise when you aren't then it won't but unless you do it. wow. that was raelly so philosophicle. i don't even let my uncale go that deep. 1. Shook Chanel is so shook, when she saw she was banned, she _______! Well rupeal if she was banned then she clearly was not very good. Probably a siner. Shook channel should probably stop trying because she cannot succeed. she is not even good. she should make scoobys or loom bracelets. just saying. 2. Pixel Dark is sooooo dark, when she goes home, she unwinds with a nice, cold ______. this is such an easy quechon. cuddle attack. I really love cuddle attacks, *singing* wooOOOOOOOooooOOOOooO. after I get attacked by my uncle I love going to my room and playing with my toys. playing with myself with my toys. 3. Camille Toe is from SUCH a small town, her barber is also her ______. *singing* Camille Toe's barbara is also her vocal coach and she taught her a vibrato - a vibraTO which is really bootiful hooooooooo I am a really talented singer hoo ohhh ohh miranda sings miRanDa SI-I-I-INGS. wow Im such a talent. I actually love beyonce over dere becase she reminds me of myself. 4. Citrus is such a skank, she brushes her teeth with _______. UMMMM rupeal ARE U EVEN KIDDING ME RITE NOW?? SKUNK??? *bringing hands together, looking up* Dear Lord, please forgive this Citrus for she is a woman of sin. Satan has grasped a hold on her. Please forgive her for being prn and let her repent her sins. *looks to jesus* Please help this girl with your holy powers young son of God so that she is free from these dirty chains. help her walk on water. help her in heaven. cleanse her rite now. 5. Tangerine is so hateful, she starts every day off with 15 minutes of _______ and meditation. well I really love waking upp and smelling the moist so I would say that. getting all up close and personal with folds and crevices. yesterday it spelt like meat so good and I really wanted a big thin sausej for the rest of the day then. I love proteen. God heard me and I had a sausej after dinner so it was so good. 6. Phresh Cherry is sooooo sour, when you take a bite outta her, your teeth go _______! umm I don't understand why i would want to eat her just saying. i don't get how people get hungry. hungry? yeah rite. what the even heck how am i supposed to get hungry when milks cumes out of my private parts? YEAH RITE 7. Carrie Messiah is so smart. When she tries to talk to a normal person, she _______. realises she dint wipe good enough and sorts it out. since she is out and about she is very practical and just gives herself a wedgie to take away the itch. That cassie is just so clever. but not as clever as me. 8. Koko Khalyan is such a klutz, she can't even go to the store without ________. I think i know koco. she knocked over my chia pet. and she said she did it on acident. yeah rite. I know she did it on purpose. if it was an accident how would she do it?? she knocked it OVER. the water spilled and all the SEEDS. how is it supposed to grow? ooHOHOH I am so ticked off about my chia pet. I screamed at coco and I kicked his pants. good job now you aren't even getting a chia pet tutorial. back off haters 9. Dame Rose is so legendary, she doesn't fart, she ________. speaks verses from the bible so that she is a really good christian and will get into heaven without even having to repent her sins. the bible is my favourite story rupaul. im so blesed that jesus christ the superstar is here today. i love you although when u ate mary's private parties in the bible umm. news flash. thats cannonballism. 10. Aciid Rose is so lazy, she can't even _______ without a break. *singing* acid rose is so lazy, she can't even use her daddy saddle, her dAdDy SaDdLe without a break withOOOOUUUUUUTTTT a BREAK! you just buckle yourself in underneath... that area. all the lumps are in the right spots and when you are in, you are ready to get kicking. great to use on your daddy or your uncle or your friends or your dermataologiclistcyst. how can she even got bored when it feels good. wait. thats IT???? thats all the QUECHONS????? i didn't even get any I liked. you think I'm ever cumin back here? yeah rite. have a nice day. NOT Faye Shull as Whitney Houston Quote Ladies, gentlemen and Fantasia; I'm back. God himself has given me this special opportunity to come back and sit with y'all. I see Jesus, Beyoncé and a lot of people who can't sing here but I'm still so excited to talk about life, love and the Bible. If you don't know me, WELL YOU SHOULD. I'm Whitney Houston, THE Whitney Houston. Check my receipts. Now, I'm your baby tonight so let's not my waste my god given time and answer some questions. 1. Shook Chanel is so shook, when she saw she was banned, she _______! Was scared to death. Just like when I did The Bodyguard with Kevin Costner. I was scared to death going onto that set. Some days I wanted to quit but my husband, MY MAN, Bobby always told me "You're gonna do this movie and you're gonna do this well." I don't know who this Chanel is but baby girl, keep trying, start praying and the lord will get you through. 2. Pixel Dark is sooooo dark, when she goes home, she unwinds with a nice, cold ______. Shower. Reminds me of when my baby, Bobby Kristina, was baptized. I remember her christening like it was yesterday. Jesus himself poured the holy water over my baby girl, The Bodyguard was still bringing in the money and my cousin Dionne still had colour in her hair, hahaHA! 3. Camille Toe is from SUCH a small town, her barber is also her ______. Her sister? Her mother? Baby, I don't know. I grew up in Newark, New Jersey and my momma had me singing gospels to Christ in New Hope Baptist Church by age 11. God himself cut my hair then and still does now honey, I can only pray for this Camiiila Foot child. 4. Citrus is such a skank, she brushes her teeth with _______. Hold up. Did you just say 'skank' cause in heaven I ain't ever see those and even alive I never associated with those kind of girls. I don't have to take my clothes off. I don't have to, you know, shake my booty, I can just sing. I'd like to ask Citrus how she is with her man. How her utopia is. Then we can talk. 5. Tangerine is so hateful, she starts every day off with 15 minutes of _______ and meditation. Praying. I'm too blessed, far too blessed, for hating so I hope she's praying. I may have a watch but I ain't got time for bulls**t. 6. Phresh Cherry is sooooo sour, when you take a bite outta her, your teeth go _______! My teeth stay fine baby. I don't eat any nasty s**t like this 'Phresh Cherry' you speak of to have them rot, I eat well. I have always been a thin girl too, I'm not ever going to be fat so let's get that straight; Whitney willnever be fat. Ok, next question. 7. Carrie Messiah is so smart. When she tries to talk to a normal person, she _______. Talks about her accomplishments. Did you know I've sold 200 million albums and singles? Well now you do baby, now you do. But really she should be talking to them about Jesus. He loves me, he loves all of us, so why not spread that holy love around. 8. Koko Khalyan is such a klutz, she can't even go to the store without ________. Money? Well I don't know about her but I have money, I really do. When I got married to my man Bobby I wore a $40,000 wedding dress by Marc Bouwer. My lord, did I look good on that day. I mean, don't get me wrong I was happy anyways cause I was getting married, but baby Jesus, I really did look good. 9. Dame Rose is so legendary, she doesn't fart, she ________. Sings, like me, hahaHA! You know, I've been gone for a while and people are still talking about my voice, my talent. When I did the "The Star Spangles Banner" for the Super Bowl, my lord, did I make the heavens open to the world on that day. I felt sorry for New Kids on the Block who had to follow up my legendary performance. And Whitney, tell us, what do you think of their performance? I don't think about it. 10. Aciid Rose is so lazy, she can't even _______ without a break. Smoke some pot. Do some wack crack. Maybe even do what Bobby did and have laced marijuana with rock cocaine. However, all of us should really be finding time to PRAY. God will give you time baby, no matter who you are. Well my girls, I can hear God calling me back so it's time to say farewell. I've left each of you with a copy of the Bible, lord knows some of you need it. On that note, thank you for listening, thank me for talking and I will always love you. ______________________________________________ Category Is: Cultural Appropriation The culture I have chosen to appropriate is Club Kid. The Clubs Kids were a movement that took place in the late 1980's and early 1990's in New York City. At it's core it was a satirical jab at people who dressed up but ended up embodying outrageousness, gender fluidity, sexuality and expression. It was a wild, crazy party full of eccentric individuals but it's cultural impact is still felt today. Many drag queens, artists, etc... are still influenced by the Club Kids. I'm born and raised in Ireland, where there has been nothing like it. The biggest cultural day of the year in Ireland is probably St Patrick's Day and well, it's more about going out drinking and getting s**t faced than anything. Cute parades though. What really draws me to the Club Kid's culture isn't that it's vibrant and crazy looking but what it stands for, it's rooted in something that I've never truly experienced before on a cultural level. You get to be whatever the f**k you want and express how you feel as a collective and I'd love that. My look is is an embodiment of my distress at how bad I did in the last challenge. The tears I've cried and the clawing at the wall I've done is all reflected in my look. Red, black and white are colours are often used to represent bombs/missiles and it felt like a bomb went off in my heart after being so disappointed in myself. Birds are considered omens, foreshadowing whatever future awaits me after my failure. I've presented all these feelings in the quintessential Club Kid way: outrageously and abstractly. Noah Fence as Gentle Whispering ASMR Quote ASMR ⚱️ SNATCH GAME ⚱️EAR-TO-EAR For my Snatch Game, I decided to impersonate Maria, an ASMR artisté who goes by Gentle Whispering ASMR on YouTube. She's one of, if not the most famous and prolific ASMR YouTubers of all time. She really has revolutionized the magical and mystical world of whispering into a microphone and touching household objects softly. Watch the video below to see and hear my impression with my answers to the Snatch Game questions! ______________ For my Cultural Appropriation look I'm giving you Virgin Mary on the runway realness, appropriating Christian culture. They're the oppressors so this is PC. I feel sickening in this giant ass headpiece and redhead wig. The off-kilter baby blue (which is a shade of blue fyi) eye makeup matches up with the blue of the dress, which is covered in religious symbols and stoned to perfection. There are also accents of gold in the shoes and the lips. I look like I just finished sucking off King Midas honey! Virgin Mary ain't so virgin anymore. @Buddy! @Rhisiart @talent @Lémur @EJQL8 @DripDrip @Alena @Kylie Jenner @True Skarlet
Stan Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 Im kind of offended by all these inoffensive looks. Where's the blackface couture? Where are the concentration camp realness outfits? Why did no one wear a traditional dragged up Indian gown with a cow costume on the bottom?
Citrus Posted July 14, 2017 Author Posted July 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stan said: Im kind of offended by all these inoffensive looks. Where's the blackface couture? Where are the concentration camp realness outfits? Why did no one wear a traditional dragged up Indian gown with a cow costume on the bottom? Tbf I advised Buddy against doing a suicide bomber Arab look
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