poll You’re flopping. What publicity stunt are you doing?

[BrokenMachine]

I'll shave my head, diss a singer I had a beef with 3 years ago and bring lots of dated memes for the music video of that song 

[Hi-res]

[Devin]

Flop gracefully, leak a sextape, then rebrand myself. 

[Trash]

Threat my fans to kms on livestream unless they buy my music / promise my haters to kms on livestream if they buy my music. 

[May]

ive thought abt this a lot .

 

i would fake a mysterious kidnapping . nobody knows where tf ive gone or WHO took me . then 3-6 months later i get discovered (by someone who’s in on the plan) on an uninhabited island, 50lbs skinnier , malnourished (i would have a fair but minimal amount of food to keep me from dying tho).

[KillingYourCareer]

Absolutely nothing. I retire to a Greek island and live peacefully.

[orange22]

I see why a lot of you are flopping…

[Badgalbriel]

13 minutes ago, Kh-Loud said:

Pretend I can’t sing by giving an off key performance live on national TV to appear more relatable!

 

Next step is to pretend I also can’t dance by dancing off beat to appear even more relatable! 

 

And why exactly do you assume she's pretending? 

[KatyPrismSpirit]

i would browse through julia michaels' hard drive, beg for a few scraps and push a narrative that i needed to lose a certain relationship i was in when i was 14 to love myself again. i would perform said song on one of the biggest award shows and embarrass myself for sympathy and payola.

[orange22]

Just now, KatyPrismSpirit said:

i would browse through julia michaels' hard drive, beg for a few scraps and…

me too 

[BPD]

Showing my badussy like Britney Spears did 

[Jonathan]

10 minutes ago, Hi-res said:

i forgot this happened

[naval23]

Pull a Demi "ASK TAYLOR!"

[HASHTAGPOW]

Date Camila 

[aesthetic bih]

Spin some fake competition

 

Competition is good for the economy

[shyboi]

14 minutes ago, May said:

ive thought abt this a lot .

 

i would fake a mysterious kidnapping . nobody knows where tf ive gone or WHO took me . then 3-6 months later i get discovered (by someone who’s in on the plan) on an uninhabited island, 50lbs skinnier , malnourished (i would have a fair but minimal amount of food to keep me from dying tho).

 

This, this is the way to go, this is the master plan.

[smartalek22]

ik this is so bad but faking my death before an album release i mean…

[Jon Snow]

I would post my nudes online with a caption that’s better version of “I hope you’ll like my a** more than you liked my music” 

 

I would be myself but go niche. I would try to reinvent myself. I would try to push boundaries and go for acclaim. They would love me again. Those who don’t like the music, would like my a**. 

[Carla Rosón]

Create a parasocial relationship with my remaining fans

[king_queen]

14 minutes ago, Badgalbriel said:

And why exactly do you assume she's pretending? 

I expected this response from from ANYONE but a Swiftie 

[GentleEarthquake]

I'd make another album cuz i'd be making music for arts not the charts 

[Gladiator]

34 minutes ago, May said:

i would fake a mysterious kidnapping

That's exactly what I would do. I would just go missing. Maybe in a submarine. The people get obsessed with rich people disappearing in a submarine. Everyone will stream my newest single.

Edited September 1, 2023 by Gladiator

[feelslikeadream]

Leak nudes.

 

I can't believe that wasn't in the poll.

[orange22]

7 minutes ago, feelslikeadream said:

Leak nudes.

 

I can't believe that wasn't in the poll.

 

[Rotunda]

Crashing a Trump rally