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[Overprotected]

oh

[MusicLoverDude]

100 pages

[Jai]

Slayed 100 pages too easily.

[Dessy]

Oh wow 100

[poki]

100 pages on Spyro and Crash Bandicoot's birthday 

[Kern]

100 pages and #1 thread without promo and payola 

[poki]

Heart beat so loud that it's drowning me out

 

[poki]

So for season 3 so far we have booked:

- Miley / Hannah

- Eminem

- Utada

 

[poki]

Someone join as Cher for season 3 

 

[Julia Fox]

44 minutes ago, PoKiTaurus said:

So for season 3 so far we have booked:

- Miley / Hannah

- Eminem

- Utada

 

On next season I’ll be Charli XCX or Sabrina Carpenter x

[Legend E]

this round feels like it's been going on for a month

 

[Kern]

All the budget went to the entries and now we’re too broke to pay the judges (I work for free) 

[Yvess]

we reached 100 pages!!!!

[Kern]

To celebrate 100 pages 🎊 

top 3 iconic moments so far:

1. CBCs academic essay on Jessica Simpson’s music video

2. Everyone wanting to quit at some point of the game 

3. Natalia Nykiel still being at the game after what it feels like, a whole ass month 

 

[Yvess]

2 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

To celebrate 100 pages 🎊 

top 3 iconic moments so far:

1. CBCs academic essay on Jessica Simpson’s music video

2. Everyone wanting to quit at some point of the game 

3. Natalia Nykiel still being at the game after what it feels like, a whole ass month 

 

didnt know everyone wanted to quit lmao. all i know it was successica who wanted to quit lol

[Kern]

Just now, Yvess said:

didnt know everyone wanted to quit lmao. all i know it was successica who wanted to quit lol

Didn’t you want to quit if she quits? 

[Yvess]

the top messy moments so far imo:

 

1. Camp Dangerous losing due to public vote crit negligence

1.1. Successica wanted to quit

1.2. HoEst also wanted to quit

 

2. Camp Dangerous giving 1-1-1-1-2-2 vote ratio lmao

 

3. CBC giving us her fun critiques which always makes me rofl

 

4. MLD vs Kylie Versoza

 

5. stupidjock making an essay lmao

 

6. A fallen TABS going home without using a tiara he/she won

 

7. PokiTaurus changing her artist numerous times, even made a thread to ask which is better, Avril or Madonna

 

all this and no single tiara was ever played yet!!!!!

Edited September 10, 2023 by Yvess

[Yvess]

3 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

Didn’t you want to quit if she quits? 

more like i wanted to quit if successica will not stop complaining lmao

[MusicLoverDude]

4 hours ago, Yvess said:

the top messy moments so far imo:

 

1. Camp Dangerous losing due to public vote crit negligence

1.1. Successica wanted to quit

1.2. HoEst also wanted to quit

 

2. Camp Dangerous giving 1-1-1-1-2-2 vote ratio lmao

 

3. CBC giving us her fun critiques which always makes me rofl

 

4. MLD vs Kylie Versoza

 

5. stupidjock making an essay lmao

 

6. A fallen TABS going home without using a tiara he/she won

 

7. PokiTaurus changing her artist numerous times, even made a thread to ask which is better, Avril or Madonna

 

all this and no single tiara was ever played yet!!!!!

Let's not forget that I use Muffy pictures for my critiques.

[Yvess]

36 minutes ago, MusicLoverDude said:

Let's not forget that I use Muffy pictures for my critiques.

oooh of course, the iconic muffy pics

[MusicLoverDude]

MLD's Critiques

Apparently we can't paste images directly anymore so BOOOOOOOOOOOOO I wanted to have my Muffy pics while critiquing...

 

Alright, **** it. Here we go:

 

ROUND 1 Narrative: @Legend E @D e v o n @Jai 

 

One of the strongest trios of the round. The One That Got Away is even sadder now that time has passed. Behind These Hazel Eyes has always been Kelly's best video. Kill Bill's video is also pretty decent although a bit weaker compared to Katy and Kelly. Still, solid group. 

 

ROUND 2 Narrative: @Overprotected @Queen. @Julia Fox

 

Mariah and Nicki were in their bag here but Shakira was kind of lacking. Yes, she looks good but the narrative of the video was confusing. Mariah's video slayed and Nicki served Disney Princess in hers. Relatively strong trio outside of Shakira. 

 

ROUND 3 Narrative: @fiercE @blackoutbaby @Kylie Verzosa

 

Rihanna runs away with this one because the other two videos are messy. ***** Better Have My Money is one of the best music videos of the 2010s and it was smart of you to bring it to this category. P!nk's video is ok but the narrative hasn't aged well. Women can be awesome in any field. Rosalia's video is confusing. I get that it seems like a bad stripper/prosititute situation but I just wasn't clicking with the storyline and had a hard time following along. So, definitely the weakest link of the group. 

 

ROUND 4 Choreography: @Invisibility @ZORBIT @Julia Fox

 

Pretty good choreography group, although I will say that Less is more. Tinashe and Shakira were good dancers here but being consistently sexualized gets old very fast. I liked the use of trampolines in Tinashe's entry but her eyebrows were serving 40 year old Brooklyn prostitute going as Raggedy Ann for Halloween and Shakira dressing as a Dollar Store Statue of Liberty in between choreography shots was also messy. FKA Twigs is the only one that didn't look like trash at any point in her video and she was able to slay her choreo without needing to go overboard on the sexualization. 

 

ROUND 5 Choreography: @khalyan @Dessy @Julia Fox

 

This is low-key the better of the choreography rounds but Rosalia and Ciara have the same problem as Tinashe and Shakira in that everything is so damn sexualized that it just gets boring. Jessica is actually the best video here because her quirky dancing literally suits the song because she's acting like an idiot over a crush, which I mean, that's relatable as hell   so her lack of dancing makes sense because she's acting a fool over this dude. 

 

ROUND 6 Conceptual: @blackoutbaby @Psycho @dejmieeen

 

I actually really liked this group. Disturbia is the best entry of the entire round FYI and I'm SO glad it was submitted here. Natalia actually surprised me here and the Kylie entry complements it pretty well tbh. Strong group and I hope all three of you are safe.

 

ROUND 7 Conceptual: @thecptz @Jai @PoKiTaurus

Madonna's video is great. Weird and iconic. SZA's video is beautiful...

 

Now onto the elephant in the room...

 

Dude...this **** could have been made with Windows Movie Maker. Like, it's so lazy and crappy. It's garbage. Literal garbage. This isn't conceptual, THIS IS LAZY. The dude isn't even that hot. I've seen over 100 naked men by this point with better booties than them. You really dragged your team down with this mess. Hell, the only reason you're still here is because you kissed enough ass to form alliances with people, because Ariana sure as hell did not deserve to get voted out before you. 

 

[Yvess]

6 minutes ago, MusicLoverDude said:

Jessica is actually the best video here because her quirky dancing literally suits the song because she's acting like an idiot over a crush, which I mean, that's relatable as hell   so her lack of dancing makes sense because she's acting a fool over this dude.

i just love how the crits for @khalyan this round is giving me so much life

 

 

[Yvess]

tysm judge @MusicLoverDude for the controversial critiques! now waiting for judge @fountain

[Yvess]

#ProtectRupaulAtAllCosts

#StreamJealousOfMyBoogie

#TommyGunnBestCameoOfTheRound

[Kylie Verzosa]

Boo tomatoes tomatoes