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If pop girls were a snack item (ie: candy, chips etc.) what would they be?


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As the title says;

If Pop girls were a snack item like: candy, chocolate, chips etc. what would they be? 

 

Gaga would be pizza flavor Pringles

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Taylor would be caviar 

beyonce would be hummus 

Rihanna would a slice of the most beautiful chocolate cake 

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This is officially the strangest thread I’ve seen in a long time :rip:

 

Seriously guys, please come up with better material.

 

Kesha would be animal crackers? Nicki would be her Barbie-Q chips :shakeno::sleep:

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Kelly rowland - Croissant 

 

Lana del rey - Cigarette 


Beyoncé - Gelato

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Just now, Dancehall Queen said:

Taylor would be almonds. 
Shawn would be edamame.

Shawn would be Shawn because he IS a snack

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Katy - Cotton Candy

Adele - Candy Cigarettes

Lizzo - Mukbang

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Taylor - ritz

Gaga - onion

 Xtina - garlic 

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Beyoncé would be a Paris Brest

Lana would be a cherry liquor Mon Chérie

Gaga would be Penne a l’arrabiata 

Taylor would be one of those church crackers 

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1 hour ago, Kuntmonster said:

Rihanna would a slice of the most beautiful chocolate cake 

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1 hour ago, Delusional said:

Shawn would be Shawn because he IS a snack

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gaga would be Dutch drop. The Chinese migrants in the Netherlands call it "cat poop candy".

 

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Taylor would be breadstick for dipping in soup.

 

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Ariana would be cheat day donut being much smaller in reality than expectations. You are supposed to lick it to keep the calorie intake low.

 

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Nicki would be German gummy bear discounted so heavily that people could even afford Haribo's products during Weimar Germany's hyperinflation:

 

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Even during Weimar Germany's hyperinflation period that wreaked havoc on the country, Haribo's fruit-gum Dancing Bear treats remained affordably priced for a mere one pfennig per pair at kiosks.[1]

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The ingredients, additives and health risks are on brand.

 

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Gummy bears ordinarily contain mostly empty calories, but recently[when?] gummy bears containing vitamin C, produced by manufacturers such as Sconza or Bear Essentials,[6] have been marketed to parents of young children. Multivitamins have also been produced in the form of gummy bears to motivate consumption by young, picky eaters.

 

Gummy bears, and other gummy candy, stick to teeth and may cause tooth decay.[7] However, gummy bears containing the cavity-fighting additive xylitol (wood sugar) are now[when?] being tested.[8] Trolli has developed its "acti-line" of gummy candy that it claims will help the immune system and teeth.[9]

 

There has been concern that gelatin in most gummy bears may harbor prions, particularly those that cause bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) in cattle and new-variant Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease in humans.[10][unreliable medical source?] Based on studies, the United States FDA and other national organizations and countries consider the risk of BSE transmission through gelatin to be minuscule[clarification needed] as long as precautions are followed during manufacturing.[11][12][13][14][15]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gummy_bear

 

 

Kesha's ancestry is from Austria-Hungary where döner kebab is a popular street food and hangover food.

 

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1 hour ago, katykater said:

 

Ariana would be cheat day donut 

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Loved it 

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1 hour ago, Underdogs said:

P!nk would be Lebanese cuisine 

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