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Iceland and Greenland need to swap names.

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the USA supposedly preaches about our freedom but lately, it feels like we're going back to before 1776 :giraffe:

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the OP :biblio: Spain and Portugal might have a lot of similarities but they have a lot of differences too, not only regarding the language but the culture too. 

 

Spain tried (and temporarily succeeded for a few decades) to unite the peninsula but that ended up not lasting :gaynetcat3:

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1 minute ago, allforyou said:

the OP :biblio: Spain and Portugal might have a lot of similarities but they have a lot of differences too, not only regarding the language but the culture too. 

 

Spain tried (and temporarily succeeded for a few decades) to unite the peninsula but that ended up not lasting :gaynetcat3:

We need part 3 of this tho :thing: 

Part 1: Islamic Iberia was almost fully united

Part 2: When Spain united the peninsula temporarily 

Part 3: When Spain invades and conquers Iberia's mini Balkan-esque neighbor because it had an extra Eras Tour date when it is a smaller market :eli: 

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1 hour ago, IBeMe said:

Portugal should have been a Spanish province centuries ago and remained that way to the present day. :eli:

Portuguese can be treated as a regional dialect / slang :eli: 

Other examples? 

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Thots? @PopA911 :eli: 

 

Hm so Brazil would speak Spanish? 

 

I remember my eurotrip that some audioguide tours only had Brazilian portuguese, not Portugal portuguese. No wonder they hate us. :redface:

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Russia

 

edit: just big and greedy

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Panama, it got carved out of Colombia in order to have full control of the Panama Canal.

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Liechtenstein, like what's that all about

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24 minutes ago, cockatoo said:

Liechtenstein, like what's that all about

Some girls would not chart anymore 

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1 hour ago, IBeMe said:

We need part 3 of this tho :thing: 

Part 1: Islamic Iberia was almost fully united

Part 2: When Spain united the peninsula temporarily 

Part 3: When Spain invades and conquers Iberia's mini Balkan-esque neighbor because it had an extra Eras Tour date when it is a smaller market :eli: 

Stop worrying about us and go buy some extra computers for the pre-sale. You Spaniards are gonna need them!

 

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1 hour ago, Marvin said:

All those tiny European countries and even some of the medium-sized ones (Belgium, Switzerland)

 

+ Hispaniola should be one country

Dominicans hate Haitians tho 

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Andorra and the other one like wtf it's so tiny what does it DO

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Somalia considering most of it considers itself a different country altogether.

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Let me be messy...

 

1. Mexico should have kept the Central American countries (Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica)

2. Panama makes no sense as a country

3. Argentina should have absorbed Paraguay, Brazil should've done the same with Uruguay

4. Peru and Bolivia should be only one country

5. The US will eventually collapse so I see like 3 or 4 countries spanning out of it

6. Belgium should break-up. Flanders should be a Dutch province and Wallonia a French one

7. For their cultural similarities, Norway, Sweden and Denmark should be a single entity.

8.Russia is way too overexpanded and culturally diverse, I see it breaking into 3 countries in the future. 

9.The African borders are a mess so I don't even now where to start lmao.

10. Asia is "fine"

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6 minutes ago, YellowRibbon said:

Let me be messy...

 

3. Brazil should've done the same with Uruguay

we did but Uruguay won the war :deadbanana2:

 

San Marino being the oldest country is just insane to me :deadbanana2:how tf did they manage to do it

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Belgium is definitely the most obvious answer. 

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Taiwan, it's crazy how everyone is forced to accept this weird status quo situation and pretend it's not a country when it clearly operates as one. 

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Floptropica, it's crazy how everyone is forced to accept this weird status quo situation and pretend it's not a country when it clearly operates as one. 

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the vatican truly

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5 hours ago, Born to Run said:

China.

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Why Belgium? 

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11 hours ago, YellowRibbon said:

5. The US will eventually collapse so I see like 3 or 4 countries spanning out of it

Honestly yeah, it's far too big with too many vastly different political opinions. I could see America splitting into a more left wing nation and then one or two super conservative ones.

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Loving this thread, to be honest. 

 

Uruguay, of course. It should be part of Argentina. 

 

Also San Marino, Malta and those other irrelevant european countries. 

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Those mini UK countries…..

Like scotland, wales, northern ireland have separate representation in football, miss world, etc…. But only one country in the olympics. They don’t even have a separate president and n. Ireland has no official flag.

 

Meanwhile, there are countries like Taiwan, hongkong, kosovo, sealand who have their own presidents, law and yet they’re not considered as countries officially.

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