Drake's poetry book panned "168 pages of corny IG captions"

[fridayteenage]

 

...i see 

[Poxy]

 I wish I could take back the seconds I wasted reading those

[slw84]

27 minutes ago, naval23 said:

Why do have of these sound like they're about Rihanna

 

He's definitely not over her 

Makes sense

 

To my knowledge, Rihanna's the only pop star who's good good was trending globally on social media (remember when Drake and Chris Brown went all bad girls club and was throwing bottles and fighting over.

 

The power that that has

The international implications that that has

 

That's P Power personified.

 

He can't remember to forget her, me fears.

 

[slw84]

22 minutes ago, GentleDance said:

Some more entries : 

 

"No one is gaslighting you 

 

You’re just so toxic that you’re flammable."

 

-

 

"My therapist told me I need to stop listening to what people tell me

 

but if I take her advice wouldn’t I be listening to what people tell me?"

 

-

 

"You were in my dream last night

 

They call that a nightmare, right?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is giving me Kevin Hart "comedy"

 

It's funny in an Oh Drake! The 13 year old jumped out way...

 

Get money, Aubrey

[Just a Gay on ATRL]

This is giving fan defraudulence where the pitch went like this: so ummmm how we do this? oh I got it let's put together a poetry book where most of the pages are 90% blank and the other 10% is relatable but kinda corny metaphors because I'm cute like that <3

[TaggedGalaxy]

Who thought this was a good idea

[Jude]

At least they can use it as an alternative for toilet papers.

[elevate]

It's sad and pathetic, but I find the ass kissers worse, if you know what I mean. He'll just ignore everyone else, like The Weekend will do with Idol, and ascribe them as "haters".

 

We really need more talented folk in entertainment and that's on US. 

[Element]

RIP to all those trees

[airplane]

[Mornings]

This is giving Gabby Hannah energy 

[Jeremiah]

1 hour ago, Jude said:

At least they can use it as an alternative for toilet papers.

Not even, there's already sh*t on them

[popmusicisdead]

not everybody can be the modern- day Walt Whitman, Elizabeth Woolridge Grant 

[feelslikeadream]

The excerpts 

 

"One-sided beef is not beef; it's chicken."

 

  

[Into The Void]

I didn't know he was wiring a book of poems lol 

[Slap]

F*ckboys and poetry go hand in hand.

[Vrx.]

Straight 90 IQ culture is something else 

[wxvii]

2 hours ago, GentleDance said:

 

"You were in my dream last night

 

They call that a nightmare, right?"

 

THIS took up a whole sheet of paper? 

Who is buying this book

[Katamari]

seems like the public loves it! atrl loses again! 

 

Spoiler

 

[G.U.Y_Del_Rey]

The amount of paper wasted 

The lines 

[NOW]

That is not stream of consciousness style

[HASHTAGPOW]

I kinda want to buy it for a laugh

 

[Rebel Lion]

An asteroid is passing by earth soon. Hope it hits.

[Vixen Eyes]

3 hours ago, Mitsouko said:

The waste of paper

i was about to post; all that paper for literally one sentence (or even half of one in some examples) when it really could be released on a pad of sticky notes

[Steve Johnson]