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Germany expects to have 7 million shortage of workers by 2035


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Time to open those borders again :lakitu:

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And yet they take so Long to admit new workers with all their burocracy 

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Slay!

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It’s time to advance in AI.

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Not on the 100th anniversary of when they started you know what...

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Central and Eastern Europeans will be happy to volunteer! We LUV German paycheck!

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The one good thing about this horrid timeline we live in is that we never really have to worry about being out of work, I guess!

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I will fix this.

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britney spears will fix this

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capitalism at work <3

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43 minutes ago, shookspeare said:

britney spears will fix this

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1 hour ago, midnightdawn said:

Not on the 100th anniversary of when they started you know what...

mama that will be in 2039 :skull: 

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As I foreign high-skilled worker who lives and works in Germany, they had it coming and now they should suffer.

 

1 hour ago, ProudLBS said:

They probably mean skilled workers

Germany needs any and every kind of workers. Literally every restaurant or cafe I go have job ads, the bus schedules are changed recently due to lack of drivers etc.

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Sold out on itunes teas

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2 hours ago, ProudLBS said:

They probably mean skilled workers

:rip:

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I'd move there tbh 

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literally every city here has a shortage of space to live in. Where are all these people working? The math isn't mathing. 

They must have a job, because rent has become so high - where are they? :rip:

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6 hours ago, ProudLBS said:

They probably mean skilled workers

You aren’t even trying to hide it anymore huh :rip:

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5 hours ago, Flanders said:

The one good thing about this horrid timeline we live in is that we never really have to worry about being out of work, I guess!

please tell me you are joking :lakitu:

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4 hours ago, WEEKND said:

I'd move there tbh 

Same!

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Germany has had more deaths than births since 1972, so it’s not surprising. Anyway, majority of jobs will be automated by then. 

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Poor young people, always made to carry the burden of oldies' failures.

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On 5/5/2023 at 2:01 AM, Aren said:

Germany has had more deaths than births since 1972, so it’s not surprising. Anyway, majority of jobs will be automated by then. 

While that is true... the population is at its highest now in 2023 than it ever was: 84 million

 

Lemme post this add:

 

You like free and world class health care, paid parental leave of up to 2 years and 5 weeks of paid vacations at the minimum per year? You want to enjoy clean cities and like susages of all kinds as well as want to try out over 1,000 different kinds of bead? You want to go as fast as you like with your brand new AUDI, Mercedes, BMW, Opel, Maybach, Skoda, VW on the Autobahn? You want your kids to not get shot at schools or any other public or private venues?

 

Then come to Miss Germany - where foreigners have to endure only slightly less xenophobia than in the rest of the world and where religion plays literally no part in public and private lives, where half of your earned money will be taxed and where families have to pay huge amounts for child-care!

 

Learn the beautiful language of Germany which is so difficult and has so many rules that even native speakers cannot speak it correctly. And enjoy Sundays when literally all shops are closed you can't do anything, but sit in your tiny over-price appartment watching low-budget local TV and drown yourself in alcohol which you can buy at age 18. But beware, if you are not recycling your trash correctly, your neighbours will snitch on you, call the authorities and you will end up in prison or be fined the rest of your wage which wasn't initially taxed. 

 

Come to Germany and enjoy our amazing summers of 17°C, with lots of rain and storms (in the North) or suffer 40°C in the south and die in agony bc nobody has air conditioning which is not a thing. Enjoy trying to fall asleep in your bed in a room which is hotter than the Sahara desert. It's fun and healthy. 

 

And... lastly... watch the comedy show that is the German government where you have to be a total joke and nothing gets ever done... except new rgulations on how to milk even more money out of you by new and exciting taxes. 

 

 

 

 

 

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On 5/4/2023 at 1:40 PM, Harrier said:

mama that will be in 2039 :skull: 

Papa The official year for the war

Was 1939 but the horrors started way before that

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