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4 hours ago, insomniac said:

Out tomorrow!! Can't wait.
 


She looked amazing at the Hollywood and Mexico City red carpet premieres!

 


And the way Simu Liu defended Jennifer when a reporter tried to get scoop and gossip on Ben and Jen's marriage:

 

 

@Lovett Can you update the OP with "| OUT Tomorrow!"?

 

My king defending JLo, we love to see it. :wanda:

Her cracking a joke about no one asking her a question in Spanish. :laugh:

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The reviews are coming in for Jennifer Lopez's new sci-fi film, ATLAS, which premieres on Netflix tomorrow, the tomato counter hasn't been updated yet but if you go here all the reviews so far on ROTTEN and the counter starts at five reviews (five reviews have been logged)

EDIT: The film is now up to 22% 15% 8% on Rotten Tomatoes, STILL ROTTEN

 

 

 

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yikes she been taking a lot of L's this year

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L after L. Not a good year for JLO. Mariah really prophesied this path for JLo. Even if it took 25 years to get here MIMI always knows best. Respect!

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I wouldn't mind laughing but…

 

I actually feel sorry for her on this one. Didn't she spend like $20 Million — of her own money — on this…?

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Just now, HarajukuPrincess said:

I wouldn't mind laughing but…

 

I actually feel sorry for her on this one. Didn't she spend like $20 Million — of her own money — on this…?

No, not on this project. 

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I'm sorry but the poster alone looks like it's a disaster. :deadbanana2:
 

 

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10 minutes ago, Broken said:

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1 minute ago, SharGaga said:

L after L. Not a good year for JLO. Mariah really prophesied this path for JLo. Even if it took 25 years to get here MIMI always knows best. Respect!

Wait, what Mimi predict back then? :toofunny2:

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The poster alone looks like a tragic SNL parody skit :deadbanana2: 

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To the surprise of no one.

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The (flop) McDonalds of everything 

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45 on Metacritic already :deadbanana4:

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:rip: Poor JLo

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Reviewers being biased what else is new

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Netflix original :giraffe:

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"Hidden somewhere beneath all the generic dialogue, embarrassing plot, mediocre action and oddly ineffective performances, there's a good idea in Brad Peyton's 'Atlas.' It's a shame the filmmakers never found it."

 

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well maybe her tour will be a big hit :michael:

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Now, this is essentially a film that would join the bandwagon of movies about Artificial intelligence that don't understand an iota of what it stands for. It is neither interested in the good nor the bad that the advent of AI can do to us, and frankly, it doesn't even care to do so. Essentially, this is a movie that wants to use AI as a narrative tool to tell a story about JLo being a badass. However, it even fails to do that because all she does is sit inside a designed video game console and act in front of a green screen. After last year's 'The Mother.' Netflix has bankrolled yet another exasperating, incompetent, and badly acted sci-fi film. It is one of the worst things Lopez has done thus far, and this is coming from someone who has seen her in 'Gigli.'  From horrendous character design to caricaturish writing, the film's entire personality can be summed up as a 'Jlo cries in CGI' meme, and even that would be smarter than whatever this is. 

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Queen of pans 

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Her unbroken streak of ROTTEN movies from 2000 to 2018 is hilarious.

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