celeb news Kim Kardashian expresses desire to eat poop to retain her youth

[mystery]

ARTICLE: Kim Kardashian’s New Skin Care Line Is Not for Quitters

 

“I’ll try anything,” Kim Kardashian said last month during an interview in her enormous office here. It houses a photo studio, a showroom, a video room, offices for staff, her personal office, a glam room (where she gets ready for shoots), a model glam room (where models get ready for shoots), a conference room, a theater and more. “If you told me that I literally had to eat poop every single day and I would look younger, I might. I just might.”

As of yet, excrement is not one of the ingredients in Ms. Kardashian’s new skin care line.

 

Edited June 2, 2022 by mystery

[Fleabag]

 

 

Edited June 2, 2022 by Fleabag

[sugarysunflower]

Dumb hag

[1989]

What’s wrong with aging? Taking care of your skin is one thing—everyone should be doing it—but saying she’d eat literal feces if it made her look younger is problematic. 
 

I shouldn’t be surprised, though; this family is constantly promoting ridiculous and gross ideals. They’re all disgusting. 

[wehavetostan]

Is getting a wrinkle really that serious 

[mystery]

1 minute ago, wehavetostan said:

Is getting a wrinkle really that serious 

Appears so, this will probably make the rounds so a nice way to promote her skincare line I guess.

[mokitsu]

 

Teas

[imabadkid]

has she always been this dense? some of the stuff she’s been saying lately it’s like girl… or maybe she’s always been this arrogant.

[CBC]

I mean the gays in here eat ass so who are we to judge 

[bleuwaffle]

bro.....

[Click Clack]

queen was obviously joking 

[plasticboy]

i eat it and trust me it doesn’t make you look younger 

[Femalien]

2 minutes ago, plasticboy said:

i eat it and trust me it doesn’t make you look younger 

I eat it too and if they're healthy you get their healthy microbiome gut flora 

[HASHTAGPOW]

This is why God intended death

[Ampersand13]

[mystery]

8 minutes ago, Click Clack said:

queen was obviously joking 

Was she though?

[wren]

Humor/a joke sometimes doesn't translate if read and this is one of those instances.

[magazine]

A Human Centipede™ experience 

[gugunikko]

Aren’t poop sweet? If you get rid of the smell, everyone would eat poop.

[Click Clack]

7 minutes ago, mystery said:

Was she though?

yea.

[mystery]

Just now, Click Clack said:

yea.

To be honest considering what some celebrities are doing I wouldn't be surprised if someone actually went for it.

[Cheers]

She'd be a Dubai port-o-potty if it meant an exceptional sum of money/benefits so this isn't really surprising! At least she's honest unlike the other prostitutes (male and female) in the business. 

[harwee]

Shit.

[Trash]

Open an Onlyfans and get that niche's money, if you're gonna do it, milk it for what you can. 

[harwee]

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