celeb news UPROXX: No one would call Harry Styles subversive if he looked like Ed Sheeran

[Seiko Oomori]

wrong link sis

Edited May 23, 2022 by Seiko Oomori

[Blade Runner]

People act so weird towards this guy. Let him do whatever the **** he wants, Jesus.  

[4Real]

Honestly nobody cares

[JonginBey]

44 minutes ago, Protocol said:

I'm a top, my ass is just fine. Please do not project.

You telling us this is the same as Harry telling us he’s a nice guy. 

[James_Dean]

So the writter is pressed because Harry Styles is perfect?

 

[bliaz]

[Protocol]

3 minutes ago, Blade Runner said:

People act so weird towards this guy. Let him do whatever the **** he wants, Jesus.  

How dare critics do their job! We should just accept whatever bland corporate mediocrity is shoved down our throats with no complaints, and go along with the multi-million dollar PR byline and accept it as transgressive high art. Who cares about good art anyway?

[James_Dean]

2 minutes ago, Protocol said:

How dare critics do their job! We should just accept whatever bland corporate mediocrity is shoved down our throats with no complaints, and go along with the multi-million dollar PR byline and accept it as transgressive high art. Who cares about good art anyway?

The way Harry Styles has you BOTHERED in EVERY thread related to him... just priceless 

[Into The Void]

5 minutes ago, James_Dean said:

So the writter is pressed because Harry Styles is perfect?

 

Thats the thing no one is perfect

[Protocol]

Just now, James_Dean said:

The way Harry Styles has you BOTHERED in EVERY thread related to him... just priceless 

I will hand it to you, you are consistent in your taste

 

[Katamari]

 

[Into The Void]

Anyway, idk about his review Harry's House is a ok album, def not as good as Fine Line. I found the review a bit harsh

 

Edited May 23, 2022 by Insanity

[James_Dean]

1 minute ago, Insanity said:

Thats the thing no one is perfect

Obviously not, but the article comes off as someone incredible pressed by the fact people enjoy something they do not lol

[reymiu]

9 minutes ago, Blade Runner said:

People act so weird towards this guy. Let him do whatever the **** he wants, Jesus.  

Nah.... This happens because ppl feel like his success is overrated IMO

 

I get the sense that some ppl don't think he deserves all his successes (it always happens when a star became huge ... See Billie Eilish blacklash pre-HTE album release)

 

 

[Luckitty]

ed sheeran catching strays 

 

ot: no lies were told

[James_Dean]

1 minute ago, Protocol said:

I will hand it to you, you are consistent in your taste

 

You're right, I support the queerbaiters! You want to start another 40 page thread about it? Show the forum you have no life outside the internet 

[Into The Void]

8 minutes ago, Protocol said:

How dare critics do their job! We should just accept whatever bland corporate mediocrity is shoved down our throats with no complaints, and go along with the multi-million dollar PR byline and accept it as transgressive high art. Who cares about good art anyway?

I mean I've seen way harsher reviews ngl!

[mathekr]

They spilled, I fear

[Katamari]

27 minutes ago, Sugar-Rush said:

I legit don't know why some folks praise him for wearing dresses as if Bowie hadn't already done the whole non-binary/androgynous thing better. 

and bowie actually looked good in them  

[ninasayers]

damn this is all so true 

[Bethenny Frankel]

he's not even hot, he ruined himself with all of the tattoos

[AMX]

I agree somewhat. The same qualities the critics hate on Ed for they praise Harry for even though Ed is the more talented musician and has made some timeless classics. 

[Cleanromantic]

He was practically manufactured on live TV as the typical boy band heartthrob, and now even his attempts at authenticity come of as disingenuous and carefully curated to appeal to girls who like the edgy, flamboyant, rockstar straight male who's in touch with his feminine side. Every move he makes on stage and outft he wears look carefully copied from Bowie/ Mercury. He's basically a tribute act. 

There is no reason this new album is getting all that acclaim when Solar Power, an album that went for the same vibe but actually managed to pull it off, was criticized to shreds. If he looked like Ed, this album would be sitting at a 50 score. 

 

Edited May 23, 2022 by Cleanromantic

[blaggot]

ed:

 

 

[Just a Gay on ATRL]

1 hour ago, Protocol said:

It's hard to gleam that from the lyrics, which are so generic they sound like they were written by a corporate marketing committee

 

And he's not attractive so I'm not sure what you're going on about...?

Wow, you are so right, I have heard Falling many times, but never actually bothered to look into the lyrics that deeply, because I basically got the gist of it and was like okay this is a generic relationship struggle song  My bad for not caring about the song to dig deeper, but I've never been super fond of it for this reason