Mr. Blue_Shirt Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 (edited) Quote A 28-year-old Florida Man was arrested yesterday for allegedly battering his ex-boyfriend during a predawn confrontation about penises, according to a criminal complaint. Cops report that Kyle Elias Perez--who shares a St. Petersburg residence with the 37-year-old victim--woke up his ex at 5:15 AM and confronted the victim for “not having any compassion for [Perez’s] desire for uncircumcised penises.” Investigators noted that Perez, who apparently is circumcised, screamed at the victim for “having no compassion for the arrested’s mutilated genitals.” Perez, cops say, then grabbed the victim’s arm and struck the man in the face, causing “visible injuries to arm and face.” Perez also allegedly scratched the victim while pulling his hair. When officers arrived on the scene, Perez fled the residence on foot and hid behind a vehicle in a rear alley. After being apprehended, Perez reportedly stated that the victim’s account of the incident was correct, and that “he and his ex-boyfriend/victim were arguing over uncircumcised *****.” Pictured above, Perez was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery and booked into the county jail. In 2018, Perez pleaded no contest to a DUI charge and was sentenced to probation, ordered to perform 50 hours of community service, and had his driver’s license suspended for six months. (1 page) source: http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/uncut-battery-689531 Mama, is it THAT serious? Edited May 11, 2022 by Mr. Blue_Shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBJT2786 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 He looks insane in that mugshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnWayneHolland Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 This is so imagine getting arrested for something as stupid as this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dula Peep Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Gays are wild they should stream Hold My Hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bliaz Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 ATRLers are out of control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiagol88 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Why is that word censured in here? Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZIVERT Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 See, y'all have normalized hating us circumcised beauties to the point where people think it's acceptable to batter us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magazine Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 ATRL is part of the problem too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nip Tuck Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 this is stupid superiority debate abt cut vs uncut is so normalised in the gay community even tho 99% of the time it’s not a persons choice. at the end of the day it’s just a ***** they’re ugly either way damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Life Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 14 minutes ago, Nip Tuck said: this is stupid superiority debate abt cut vs uncut is so normalised in the gay community even tho 99% of the time it’s not a persons choice. at the end of the day it’s just a ***** they’re ugly either way damn Now hold on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BussC,XOXO Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 excuse me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emile20 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 He looks smashed what a silly argument Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symmetra Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 34 minutes ago, Nip Tuck said: this is stupid superiority debate abt cut vs uncut is so normalised in the gay community even tho 99% of the time it’s not a persons choice. at the end of the day it’s just a ***** they’re ugly either way damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirrtydiana Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 English is so damn redundant sometimes… the 28 yo beat up the 37 yo for liking uncut deeks, even though they both have cut deeks?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Blue_Shirt Posted May 11, 2022 Author Share Posted May 11, 2022 3 hours ago, dirrtydiana said: English is so damn redundant sometimes… the 28 yo beat up the 37 yo for liking uncut deeks, even though they both have cut deeks?? The guy was probably craving some uncut deeks and his ex probably said "it's just a dick who cares let me sleep" since it was 5 in the morning and the guy was heated nnn Imagine assaulted someone because of... that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oktober Knight Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Even the Florida gays are out of control. That state has all the crazies in it. So glad I moved from that dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bethenny Frankel Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Y'all it's Florida, are we shocked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATRL Moderator Bloo Posted May 11, 2022 ATRL Moderator Share Posted May 11, 2022 Quote A 28-year old Florida man Makes sense tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 A real life ATRL thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fountain Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Wtf is in Florida’s water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCal Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 should have talked to his parents that they took his chance of being uncut king Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 These gays are out of control sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The7thStranger Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Yeah, I'm gonna guess substances were involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bloodflowers. Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 No wonder why Florida wants to strip away gay rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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