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Idk what's worse, the original tea being wrong or having to hear C*mila C*bello's voice twice :biblio:

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if we examine the tea:

  • it was spilled luxx had one win and one high up till the lalaparuza. this is true
  • sasha has four wins. this cannot be true unless tea further down the line is false
  • loosey has two wins. seems unlikely and she's more or less completely flatlined in the safe zone
  • spice has at least one win. :rip:
  • spice is doing really well. :skull:
  • anetra is all over the place in terms of track record. true so far? and seems to continue to be
  • there was disregarded tea that anetra has three bottoms. this seems true now :rip:
  • anetra sends marcia home. appears to be untrue
  • mistress is said to be doing well. true as she's joint frontrunner
  • sasha lipsyncs against anetra at some point. true, first round of the lalaparuza
  • luxx wins the makeover with spice and the rusical. partly true as we currently think luxx bottoms the makeover and spice is already out
  • marcia is in the top a lot and her runways held her back. true :deadbanana:
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31 minutes ago, Unoriginal said:

THE LALAPARUZA TEA I FEEL SICK WTF

 

Round One

Lip-sync 1: Malaysia vs. Marcia to Boy's Dont Cry by Anitta, Marcia wins

Lip-sync 2: Loosey vs Spice to Do You Wanna Touch Me by Joan Jett, Loosey wins

Lip-sync 3: Luxx vs Salina to It's All Coming Back to Me Now by Celine Dion, Salina wins

Lip-sync 4: Mistress vs Jax to Tell It To My Heart by Taylor Dayne, Mistress wins

Lip-sync 5: Anetra vs Sasha to I'm In Love With a Monster by Fifth Harmony, Sasha wins

 

Round Two

Lip-sync 6: Malaysia vs Spice to Don't Go Yet by Camila Cabello, Malaysia wins

Lip-sync 7: Anetra vs Luxx vs Jax to The Right Stuff by Vanessa Williams, Luxx wins

 

Round Three

The “twist” is that although 3 are left, only 2 will lip sync

They are going to pull a name from the bingo ball roller, and that queen will choose one of the other two to be Safe

Anetra’s name is pulled and she saves Spice (she explains in a confessional that she didn’t think it would be fair to lip sync against Spice 💀💀)

Lip-sync 8: Anetra vs Jax to Finally by Cece Peniston, Anetra wins

 

 

it's OVER for anetra omg not low-high-btm already :mazen: marcia not bottoming :mazen: sasha four wins tea OUT of the picture :mazen: the ONE sasha lipsync being ******* i'm in love with a monster :mazen:

 

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unofficial track record ranking is mistress = sasha > marcia > luxx > loosey = malaysia > anetra > salina > spice :dies:

Wait omg what if this means they'll be cutting Anetra at top 4? :deadbanana2:

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Sasha not winning the Lalaparuza I feel absolutely sick and betrayed :gaycat6:

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girl what the absolute F*CK ????????

 

are we really to believe Spice being saved from the bottom two by some deranged , nonsensical twist isn’t explicit producer shenanigans ???? sure it’s “Anetra” saving her but that doesn’t really mean anything on a show as overly produced and shady as drag race , who knew what conversations they potentially had with Anetra

 

MARCIA BEATING MALAYSIA ????? THROW THE ENTIRE SEASON AWAY !!!!!!

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also why are they reusing so many lip sync songs ???? i know Ru has enough oldies in her arsenal that they don’t have to repeat like this , plus The Right Stuff, Tell It To My Heart and Finally were all pretty memorable lip syncs … it was one thing with When I Grow Up but now it’s getting poor and cheap !!

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2 hours ago, Unoriginal said:

Mistress vs Jax to Tell It To My Heart by Taylor Dayne, Mistress wins

Can't wait to see the ghost of Alyssa enter Mistress.

 

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So many repeat songs are u kidding me :rip:

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5 hours ago, Unoriginal said:

THE LALAPARUZA TEA I FEEL SICK WTF

 

Round One

Lip-sync 1: Malaysia vs. Marcia to Boy's Dont Cry by Anitta, Marcia wins

Lip-sync 2: Loosey vs Spice to Do You Wanna Touch Me by Joan Jett, Loosey wins

Lip-sync 3: Luxx vs Salina to It's All Coming Back to Me Now by Celine Dion, Salina wins

Lip-sync 4: Mistress vs Jax to Tell It To My Heart by Taylor Dayne, Mistress wins

Lip-sync 5: Anetra vs Sasha to I'm In Love With a Monster by Fifth Harmony, Sasha wins

 

Round Two

Lip-sync 6: Malaysia vs Spice to Don't Go Yet by Camila Cabello, Malaysia wins

Lip-sync 7: Anetra vs Luxx vs Jax to The Right Stuff by Vanessa Williams, Luxx wins

 

Round Three

The “twist” is that although 3 are left, only 2 will lip sync

They are going to pull a name from the bingo ball roller, and that queen will choose one of the other two to be Safe

Anetra’s name is pulled and she saves Spice (she explains in a confessional that she didn’t think it would be fair to lip sync against Spice 💀💀)

Lip-sync 8: Anetra vs Jax to Finally by Cece Peniston, Anetra wins

 

 

it's OVER for anetra omg not low-high-btm already :mazen: marcia not bottoming :mazen: sasha four wins tea OUT of the picture :mazen: the ONE sasha lipsync being ******* i'm in love with a monster :mazen:

 

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unofficial track record ranking is mistress = sasha > marcia > luxx > loosey = malaysia > anetra > salina > spice :dies:

This is such a scream :ahh: The spoilers this season have been SUCH a mess

 

The Anetranators LOST :skull: 

 

Living for Spice’s run going from amazing to total FLOP. Iconic. 

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Anetra's run is serving:

 

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Barring some bizarre twist for the finale, the win for the season is between Sasha and Mistress.

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you just know they'll push Cracker and Jonbers to top 4 :mazen:

Arantxa being first out makes sense but still a mess. like why is Gothy even there :mazen:

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Finally reused :rip:

 

The Nina disrespect :rip:

 

I hope they both trip and fall

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Apparently Keta Minaj was never casted for UKvsTW2

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Miz Cracker is NOT on UKvsTW2 

 

we WON

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44 minutes ago, aayAlex said:

Apparently Keta Minaj was never casted for UKvsTW2

No, Keta is still on. For some reason Puny has access to her IG and is posting pre recorded stuff. 

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Miz Cracker confirmed to not be on UKVSTW2

 

There's still 1 American queen who we haven't figured out yet

 

 

 

Posted
27 minutes ago, aayAlex said:

Miz Cracker is NOT on UKvsTW2 

 

we WON

Omg :jonny5: A WIN for everyone with taste

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2 minutes ago, TROPICUM said:

Miz Cracker confirmed to not be on UKVSTW2

 

There's still 1 American queen who we haven't figured out yet

 

 

 

Wasn’t Joey Jay rumored? I hope it’s not her :skull: 

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On 2/8/2023 at 8:09 PM, mokitsu said:

Finally reused :rip:

 

The Nina disrespect :rip:

 

I hope they both trip and fall

This! The Nina Bonina Brown erasure is so shameless and disrespectful. :toofunny3: This franchise is such a tacky mess sometimes. 

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1 minute ago, Relampago. said:

Wasn’t Joey Jay rumored? I hope it’s not her :skull: 

Yes :rip: 

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The spiller made an Art Simone reference when talking about the 11th queen... Jesus Christ:redface:

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7 minutes ago, TROPICUM said:

Miz Cracker confirmed to not be on UKVSTW2

 

There's still 1 American queen who we haven't figured out yet

 

 

 

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No to CRACK! 

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So Cracker’s not on vTW? Not surprised as they’ve announced GAS. Like her or not, Cracker made it to the finale in AS and did reasonably well during her season. Scarlet Envy and …??? For US queens? Joey Jay was rumored… she’d make a lovely first out. Hopefully it’ll be a good contestant. 

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CRACK OUT 

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