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ahhhhhh the CORRECT movie topped Shudder's 101 Scariest Moments list :jonnycat: I thought the crime of century had been committed when I reached #2 and it hadn't come up yet :jonnycat:

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Just now, skankle said:

ahhhhhh the CORRECT movie topped Shudder's 101 Scariest Moments list :jonnycat: I thought the crime of century had been committed when I reached #2 and it hadn't come up yet :jonnycat:

spoil @Reverse Warholian

 

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1 hour ago, skankle said:

ahhhhhh the CORRECT movie topped Shudder's 101 Scariest Moments list :jonnycat: I thought the crime of century had been committed when I reached #2 and it hadn't come up yet :jonnycat:

I'm on the Lake Bunghole episode. Took a break to watch Guillermo Del Toro's TABSinet of Curiosities on Netflix :duca:

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1 hour ago, The Witch said:

Chile...do the 7-day free trial 

 

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Spoiler

It's the runway scene in HoG :jonnycat:

 

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I'm in the mood for another Justin Long horror... is this one any good?

 

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20 hours ago, SitarHero said:

Reminder that Nope is the best horror movie of the year

 

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Tea! ??????

 

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10 hours ago, genetic fail said:

THEE Horror Connoisseur's  Top 10 list of 2022 (so far):

  1. Nope
  2. Barbarian
  3. Smile
  4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
  5. Prey
  6. Hellraiser
  7. Scream
  8. Fresh
  9. N/A
  10. N/A

Just waiting for The Menu & Bones and All, I guess :keir:

I went ahead and fixed that list for you. You're welcome. 

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1 hour ago, Reverse Warholian said:

TABSinet of Curiosities

Episode 4 (The Outside) is the most camp thing to ever exist :jonnycat:

 

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4 hours ago, James_Dean said:

I'm in the mood for another Justin Long horror... is this one any good?

 

lmao not really but it’s kind of worth a watch for its absurdity

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Bussies Bussies Bussies is what Scream 5 should’ve been :coffee2:

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5 hours ago, James_Dean said:

I'm in the mood for another Justin Long horror... is this one any good?

 

i like it. But alot of people dont like this movie you have to watch it with a open mind . The more times i watched  it the more i ended up liking it. Its funny and twisted.

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5 hours ago, James_Dean said:

I'm in the mood for another Justin Long horror... is this one any good?

 

it's more of a comedy but that ending is pretty messed up in an absurdist kinda way. it really leaves a bad taste in your mouth. 

i'd recommend it.

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okay so i couldn't wait.

i watched BARBARIAN yesterday.

 

REVIEW:

BOY, OH BOY. i'm still in...some kind of shock? surprise? awe? confusion?

really not sure how i feel about this.

 

i -intentionally- never watched the trailer for this one. so i walked in without knowing nothing - no pun intended-.

 

the first act of the movie gave me serious anxiety. i just KNEW that something was coming, obvs, but i thought it had to do with Keith.

and the obvious reveal that he was up to something. when the twist - reveal finally came, i was a bit disappointed.

i mean that's it? after ALL that i have read in here and the -still superior- Malignant comparisons,

i was expecting something more..so yeah i agree that it was overhyped.

BUT, it's definitely worth it. i just feel like it's some kind of mix of random/short ideas. i think even the director said so.

or, actually a good starting point idea - that didn't know where to go in order to be a full movie, maybe. 

 

i am not gonna lie, i was scared. that movie actually managed to SCARE me. which for some is enough. and they can stop reading here.

isn't the thing that makes a successful horror movie at the end of the day the ability to actually ******* scare you?

the claustrophobic-something-in-the-shadows feeling was MAJOR. it's a classic that can't go wrong if executed well.

and it was executed well, at least from a directors/cinematographers point of view, that movie was a masterpiece.

 

to go back and think of the open door in the first night at the house when the movie is over will LITERALLY make you **** your pants.

the third act was also very innovative and pleasant directing-wise. 

 

but plot wise? in general? idk...

 

maybe my problem is that i was expecting some kind of sophisticated - elevated horror kind of ending/twist, which you DO NOT get (maybe only some kind of twisted commentary on gentrification? lol), while all this movie was trying to do is go down the monster / classic old time thriller horror trope

merging it with unexpected twists and turns, that are so random and out of nowhere that you can't really not see them as unexpected, in the end.

kinda fresh? maybe. never been done before out of this world? no.

 

At last, the really disturbing and chilling thing is that it leaves a lot to the imagination, about the murders, the tapes, all the things that happened in the past and what's going down -again no pun intended- all the time. the movie wastes no time -sometimes to it's disadvantage- to explain/analyse things a lot. 

 

in general a success. but not the movie of the year.

not better (maybe equal) than movies like Pearl (still THE No.1), Crimes Of The Future, Nope, Bodies Bodies Bodies etc.

(MEN can still CHOKE, worst movie ever, i wanna throw up even thinking about it x)

 

but it's up there with them. :wink:

 

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14 hours ago, Reverse Warholian said:

How was your shift at Ikea? 

 

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It was just lovely. :heart2: How was your day at the maple syrup farm bestie?

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Just watched Barbarian again :jonny: still the best horror movie of the year. It was truly an experience when I first watched it in theaters

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Rewatching BBB in a theater this weekend because it’s finally getting a release here.

 

will have to endure the horrible dubbing of the Gen Z lingo but it will be worth it.

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13 hours ago, mellenthin said:

It was just lovely. :heart2: How was your day at the maple syrup farm bestie?

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It was about as sweet as any other day where I haven't been subjected to seeing a Flop Zzzombie film! ?

 

Now STREAM: 

 

 

 

@Walk_Away21

 

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10 hours ago, Jay L said:

Just watched Barbarian again :jonny: still the best horror movie of the year. It was truly an experience when I first watched it in theaters

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The taste jumped out!

 

Poor @The Witch's heavily payola'd Malirrelevant campaign coming to a screeching HALT. 

 

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37 minutes ago, Reverse Warholian said:

The taste jumped out!

 

Poor @The Witch's heavily payola'd Malirrelevant campaign coming to a screeching HALT. 

 

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I need to get my ass in gear and watch! I'm so behind on my horror viewing.

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Can I get yalls reviews on:

 - Smile (reminds me of truth and dare + happy death day) 

- The new VHS movie

- Terrifier 2

- Barbarian

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1 hour ago, Feather said:

Can I get yalls reviews on:

 - Smile (reminds me of truth and dare + happy death day) 

- The new VHS movie

- Terrifier 2

- Barbarian

Barbarian is movie of the year. Just check the last few pages and you'll see nothing but acclaim and a few minor instances of delirium!

Reverse Warholian

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5 hours ago, Feather said:

Can I get yalls reviews on:

 - Smile (reminds me of truth and dare + happy death day) 

- The new VHS movie

- Terrifier 2

- Barbarian

haven't seen smile or the new VHS but I didn't enjoy Terrifier at all because its not my cup of tea but if you like extreme, over the top gore with practical effects and a messy, campy plot then its for you. beware though its over 2 hours long

 

Barbarian is one of the best horror films of the year tbh. its super unique and fun and entertaining and darkly funny. if you liked Malignant its definitely for you.

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8 hours ago, Feather said:

Can I get yalls reviews on:

 - Smile (reminds me of truth and dare + happy death day) 

- The new VHS movie

- Terrifier 2

- Barbarian

-I haven't seen Smile yet(planning on watching this weekend though!) but

 

-The new VHS movie is not great tbh but if you're familiar with the series you can expect a lot of the usual and it's probably one of the better ones. A couple gems and some duds and very low budget.

 

-Terrifier 2 was amazing and I definitely recommend. It's bringing life back into the slasher genre but the violence is extreme so it's not for everyone. Personally though it's in my top 3 best horror movies of the year. Art The Clown is making his place in iconic horror movie killers for sure.

 

-Barbarian is the best horror movie of the year! Great acting and genuinely has some scary af moments. Definitely recommend

 

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Also I finally watched Bodies Bodies Bodies and I really enjoyed that :clap3:Love a good horror whodunit

 

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NOPE is very good! Jordan Peele never misses :jonny: Not as good as Get Out but I certainly enjoyed it more than Us. 
 

8/10. There are some genuinely creepy and chilling moments in the vein of cosmic horror/Lovecraftian way. Keke Palmer is a star. A little bit slow at parts but when it picked up it’s relentless. 

The review bomb on IMDB tho. I understand it’s not for everyone because it’s a blend of genres rather than a strictly scary film but some people were acting like it’s the worst thing ever which is obv not true :rip:


 


 


 

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