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Just now, Cruel Summer said:

You're welcome 

 

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Doing God's work as per usual

 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

Not Louvre

 

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Well it was a flop local album. Local to the Louvre I fear

 

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Side note but I can't wait for the TSwhatever tour when the Stade de France is available for concerts and she can gag the girls here by doing a bunch of dates 

 

All other MPGs combined have played 9 shows there, so @Taylor Swift lets make it 10 and lets sell them out

 

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Camera flashes, welcome bashes, get the matches
Toss the ashes off the ledge
As I said in my letters, now that I know better
I will never lose my baby again

 

My friends tried, but I wouldn't hear it
Watch me daily disappearing
For just one glimpse of his smile
All those nights, he kept me goin'
Swirled you into all of my poems
Now we're at the starting line, I did my time

 

Those bolded parts altered the chemistry of my brain forever. Oh Fresh Out The Slammer, the anthem that you are :jonny5:

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

Well it was a flop local album. Local to the Louvre I fear

 

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Side note but I can't wait for the TSwhatever tour when the Stade de France is available for concerts and she can gag the girls here by doing a bunch of dates 

 

All other MPGs combined have played 9 shows there, so @Taylor Swift lets make it 10 and lets sell them out

 

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Loser (Live From The Louvre) @ Stade de France - 20 dates

 

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

 

Camera flashes, welcome bashes, get the matches
Toss the ashes off the ledge
As I said in my letters, now that I know better
I will never lose my baby again

 

My friends tried, but I wouldn't hear it
Watch me daily disappearing
For just one glimpse of his smile
All those nights, he kept me goin'
Swirled you into all of my poems
Now we're at the starting line, I did my time

 

Those bolded parts altered the chemistry of my brain forever. Oh Fresh Out The Slammer, the anthem that you are :jonny5:

Truly the greatest song of all time alongside the other 11-12 Taylor songs competing for that title :jonny5:

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Kind of loving what Loser Live will do for her random stats and records tbh

 

When she has as many #1 albums as the Beatles by midway through next year after The Eras Tour Live, TS1TV, TS6TV, and TS12 also all go #1 

 

And then breaks the record with TS13, gagging tbh, Alexa play Mastermind.mp3

 

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2 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

Loser (Live From The Louvre) @ Stade de France - 20 dates

 

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Oh and it can have the cute heart shaped 360º stage and she can pull out her chalk hair dye kit and bring out Brendon Urie as the special guest every night

 

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Posted (edited)
Just now, Cruel Summer said:

Kind of loving what Loser Live will do for her random stats and records tbh

 

When she has as many #1 albums as the Beatles by midway through next year after The Eras Tour Live, TS1TV, TS6TV, and TS12 also all go #1 

 

And then breaks the record with TS13, gagging tbh, Alexa play Mastermind.mp3

 

 

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I know she stalks the wikipedia pages tallying the records like a hawk

 

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I hope she's aware her next #1 is going to be her thirteenth so she makes sure to go all out on the payola and autoplay so it demolishes Cruel Summer and becomes the biggest hit song in the history of the known universe

 

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I hope she knows that's happening

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Posted
Just now, wastedpotential said:

Oh and it can have the cute heart shaped 360º stage and she can pull out her chalk hair dye kit and bring out Brendon Urie as the special guest every night

 

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I might have to skip this one then

 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

I know she stalks the wikipedia pages tallying the records like a hawk

 

I've been saying for months now that the Billboard 200 article is basically her second page and I just KNOW she feels the same :rip:

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3 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Truly the greatest song of all time alongside the other 11-12 Taylor songs competing for that title :jonny5:

Oh I'll never forget the girls for this, trust me...

 

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129. Fresh Out the Slammer - 7.201

 

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

I might have to skip this one then

 

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Well she can also bring Natalie Maines out to hum behind her for a little while

 

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And maybe the ghost of Aretha to harmonize with as she belts the hidden high notes at the end of AOTYLGBT

 

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what if she makes 80k vinyl copies of the original Self Titled available so that it too goes #1 and then the week after releases the TV version? ezgif-5-b867177c5f.thumb.gif.7a93f41f89e

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1 minute ago, Cruel Summer said:

I've been saying for months now that the Billboard 200 article is basically her second page and I just KNOW she feels the same :rip:

I read through there at least once a month to see if anything has changed :deadbanana4:

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Just now, IBeMe said:

what if she makes 80k vinyl copies of the original Self Titled available so that it too goes #1 and then the week after releases the TV version? ezgif-5-b867177c5f.thumb.gif.7a93f41f89e

I don't think she would move copies of a Big Machine album, but I'd love to see that happen

 

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

I read through there at least once a month to see if anything has changed :deadbanana4:

I have to be honest - sometimes I dad it just to be sure they didn't remove anything and to say "damn that's my fave" :penguin:

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

Oh I'll never forget the girls for this, trust me...

 

 

It almost got one of my 11s but I changed my mind at the last minute (like the day before the poll closed) and gave the 11 to Christ Is Coming (ft. Holy Williams)

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Have you guys seen the 1/23 theory? :suburban:

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Just now, Cruel Summer said:

I have to be honest - sometimes I dad it just to be sure they didn't remove anything and to say "damn that's my fave" :penguin:

I used to be an Taywarrior editor and I used to monitor the vandalism on pages like that until I got into a fight with someone higher ranked than me over like... I think it was Brisbane (maybe Perth) gross numbers on the RST and my IP address was banned from editing forever :penguin:

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Just now, Dear Reader said:

Have you guys seen the 1/23 theory? :suburban:

Yes but they were talking about Reputation TV and I'm a TS12 truther so I got mad and didn't engage :suburban:

Posted
Just now, wastedpotential said:

Yes but they were talking about Reputation TV and I'm a TS12 truther so I got mad and didn't engage :suburban:

Why am I kinda clowning though? :suburban:

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I got this imagery of TS12 being a blend of Max Martin (sadly for us OMMH) and Catherine Marks' styles stuck in my mind... Supernova is really coming:jonny6:

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Posted
Just now, Dear Reader said:

Why am I kinda clowning though? :suburban:

Because you're a Swiftie :suburban:

 

And more importantly, you're a member of the evermore cult :suburban:

 

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I'm starting to think of us as like Swiftie special forces with superior taste jsdlkfjsdlfkj someone stop me :suburban:

 

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Just got the Falsy 

4 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

I don't think she would move copies of a Big Machine album, but I'd love to see that happen

 

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We just need someone to whisper the record she would potentially break in her ear if she did and mama will send her minions RUNNING to the vinyl factory to press those copies henty ezgif-5-b867177c5f.thumb.gif.7a93f41f89e We just need someone to deliver the message to her ezgif-5-b867177c5f.thumb.gif.7a93f41f89e

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

Because you're a Swiftie :suburban:

 

And more importantly, you're a member of the evermore cult :suburban:

 

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I'm starting to think of us as like Swiftie special forces with superior taste jsdlkfjsdlfkj someone stop me :suburban:

 

I used to be known as the professional clown on this base. I stopped clowning by the 9th time we thought Puta was being announced, but I don't know.

 

There's something in the water for this one :suburban:

 

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Oh but we kind of are. TayWarriors are a real thing :suburban:

 

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