dweebz Posted July 29, 2021 Author Posted July 29, 2021 Just now, Thanatos said: 10 minutes have passed I was in mid typing and ATRL logged me out. I-
dweebz Posted July 29, 2021 Author Posted July 29, 2021 Miley Cyrus for Sex SELLS Liu Wen – Jai My issue with this photo is that it isn’t selling me sex. It surely is an editorial photo and is gorgeous on its own merit, but I don’t think the assignment was met. Not my favorite of yours to be honest. Not to mention it sort of makes me feel uncomfortable. Coco Rocha – Zolvenski Its giving “SELL RAMEN” No ma’am Brandi Quinones - moktisu I see the story and that is what is important. Brandi is the seductive Secretary that any boss male or female wants to bang! Sex was SOLD! Linda Evangelista – Taylucifer Honestly, its not my favorite or very inspirational. And the random merkin. Ma’am shave that ****. Anna Cleveland - PlERRE I see the story, and that’s great! But its just as ill fitting as… everything you have on. Florence Welch – Littlejfrey I don’t think this is the worst in the bunch. I do see a story. Someone likes BBC. The contrast between Florence’s fair skin and the dark skin model is stark and… interracial. The dress is ****ing ugly and you need to work on your sex face. Florence looks like she’s asleep. Daria Werbowy – Feather I definitely counted you out of this competition many times already. But for you to stun this way in the competition. This is spectacular! Its selling sex in such a hoochy mama way but make it fashion! Way to prove me wrong. Ebonee Davis – Not Like The Movies The underboob is weird, the arm length is disturbing and the face is not interesting. If the assignment was Sell half naked alien, youd win. Zhengyang Zhang – thecptz Mister Maam, the assignment was to sell me sex, not a cheap confusing swim suit. NEXT! Karlie Kloss – Thanatos All you girls and your saggy breast plate boobies. Im not really sure what the story is, if there is one. It’s a beautiful shot, just nothing to say about it. Kaia Gerber – Vignesh Its not the worst. Its actually probably up there compared to most of these other photos. But the issue is that we don’t know who Kaia is. Naomi Campbell – Dolce Vita What makes this elevated from slut is your long neck. MODELS, TAKE NOTE! Good job, next time don’t sabotage yourself. Tessa Thompson – TruGemini Girl, I thought this was Fefe Dobson. This photo seems more dated that Naomi Campbell’s birth year. Yikes mama, there isn’t anything sexy about this. Katy Perry – Heldenzeit Its WAY too safe. And I think you knew that. Lady Gaga – Young In Love COME. THROUGH. MAMA! YOU DID WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE! Literally your body is out for display to be sold to the highest bidder. But you made it what? Fashion! Rene Manuel Nessier – PiecesOfYou Now that Michael Yerger is gone, I guess you’ll do. I wish I saw more print. It’ll do. But its far too safe. Zendaya – Billionaire Ill chalk it up to your age. But mama we asked for sell sex and your giving “untouched hymen”. Britney Spears – MiXero This is simply that male model’s junk photo and Britney is posing in it. MOVE BITCH! Florence’s face was snoring but yours is DEAD!
PlERRE Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 1 minute ago, dweebz said: I was in mid typing and ATRL logged me out. I- Same happened to me. I thought I was banned
Thanatos Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 1 minute ago, dweebz said: I was in mid typing and ATRL logged me out. I- Same the mods are sabotaging this game
dweebz Posted July 29, 2021 Author Posted July 29, 2021 Look up bitch Spoiler @Not Like The Movies @Thanatos @Taylucifer @Jai @PlERRE @Littlejfrey @Heldenzeit @thecptz @Young In Love @Billionaire @TruGemini @Feather @Dolce Vita @MiXero @Vignesh @Zolvnski @PiecesOfYou @kipperskipper @DevonRoars @sumthintoxic82 @mokitsu
Thanatos Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 (edited) Karlie is serving you the ACT OF SEX while looking like a wet sex siren princess. Her toyboy is about to pull those panties down and start fingering that p*ssy. I’m giving you a full story and the ending is up to yalls imagination. also #justiceforCoco Edited July 29, 2021 by Thanatos
ZORBIT Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 Thank you Karlie, a consistent top model shouldn't be ruffled by Miley because you did DELIVER but nonetheless the opinionated lashings never mirror the final call out order so lets see how this turns out Miranda briefly stopped by so are her critiques next?
TruGemini Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 A hillbilly giving opinions on a sexy category. Okay.
dweebz Posted July 29, 2021 Author Posted July 29, 2021 Just now, TruGemini said: A hillbilly giving opinions on a sexy category. Okay. Thats Bob the Builder built hillbilly to you.
TruGemini Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 1 minute ago, dweebz said: Thats Bob the Builder built hillbilly to you. You give me more Rufus from Kim Possible than Bob, but we all have our delusions.
Dolce Vita Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 thank you miss miley, the lashings towards some of the girlies were well deserved i fear
dweebz Posted July 29, 2021 Author Posted July 29, 2021 Miley: I mean, its kind of funny how some of these girls think that were selling sex let alone serving it. Most were serving abominable troll. For crying out loud, one of them put themself in a tub of soup and cosplayed as ramen noodles and said im serving sex? No ma'am. Not on Miley's Next T-... I mean ATRL's Next Top Model.
mokitsu Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 Thank you Miley. I see you have an eye for class and elegant sexuality. This is not ATRL's Next Top Prostitute.
dweebz Posted July 29, 2021 Author Posted July 29, 2021 1 minute ago, mokitsu said: This is not ATRL's Next Top Prostitute.
mokitsu Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 (edited) Side note but as a stan I kinda hoped miss Katy would pull a shot from her iconic 2014 V Magazine shoot Spoiler Edited July 29, 2021 by mokitsu
ZORBIT Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 Wow at the blatant distaste this "Ramen" hair fried looking ass bitch has towards me. You really thought you served sex covering yourself up in red latex? Projecting horrible hair and jealousy towards other models' boobs explains it really is MNTM.... I see you Miley and expect sabotage during this round but I'll shut up and just wait in the garden till the ceremony
Dolce Vita Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 Naomi plays cricket in the sports area as she awaits the rest of the critiques.
Heldenzeit Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 Now having class is considered „being too safe“. #notmymiley
sumthintoxic82 Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 Liu Wen - @Jai Nudity does NOT equal sex. This COULD have worked but that pose is just...it takes away all the sex appeal. Liu just did not pull off "sex". You should have consulted @LionH3art Coco Rocha - @Zolvnski I like the pose. It get what you were going for but it did not translate well in the photo. You should have consulted @LionH3art Brandi Quinones - @mokitsu Fits the theme well. I LOVE the pose and it's really the strongest aspect of this photo. Good job. Linda Evangelista - @Taylucifer There is something about this photo that I... I LOVE. I feel like I shouldn't because there is not much too it but I keep getting drawn to it. Nothing groundbreaking but a solid photo. Anna Cleveland - @PlERRE It touches on the theme, but it's not convincing for me. Kind of...wannabe sex. You should have consulted@LionH3art Florence Welch - @Littlejfrey I figured this was going to be a difficult round for you...and I was right. The look of the photo is nice but WAY too safe and not really that "sexy". I do like the pose with the male model, but that facial expression...You should have consulted @LionH3art Daria Werbowy - @Feather Welcome to the game. You've finally come to play. This is an EXCELLENT photo for this theme. I love the look, the pose, the vibe. Nearly perfect. Ebonee Davis - @Not Like The Movies I like the concept of the photo. It's almost like she's undressing herself. It doesn't fully hit the theme but it still works. Zhengyang Zhang - @thecptz You should have consulted @LionH3art Karlie Kloss - @Thanatos I REALLY like this photo. I love the addition of the male model and the pose between the two of them is fantastic. I love the blazer on her, the ONLY thing I don't care for is the bottom half of her outfit. It just throws the photo slightly off for me. But a still a great choice. Kaia Gerber - @Vignesh I don't like the outfit. Pretty face but that's about it. You should have consulted @LionH3art Naomi Campbell - @Dolce Vita Nearly perfect. Too bad it's now surrounded in controversy... Tessa Thompson - @TruGemini Tessa... this just seems very...amateur hour. I was actually expecting something unexpected from Tessa. A sex sells photo that's not so in your face. This just looks like she's TRYING to be sexy. You should have consulted @LionH3art Katy Perry - @Heldenzeit I'm getting bored at this point. I wouldn't even say it's "safe". It's just boring. You should have consulted @LionH3art Lady Gaga - @Young In Love FINALLY some energy. That pose is PERFECT. While I think others did it better, you still served sex in this photo. Great job. Rene Manuel Nessler - @PiecesOfYou I don't like that "shirt". It does pull off the theme but could have been so much more. You should have consulted @LionH3art Zendaya - @Billionaire I don't see it. I don't like the hair, I don't like the outfit. I don't like the pose. You should have consulted @LionH3art Britney Spears - @MiXero I think you had a WAY better photo that would have done WAY better this round. It's a good photo, but could have been way more. You should have consulted @LionH3art @dweebz @kipperskipper @DevonRoars
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