Overprotected Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, thecptz said: omg what happens? you post asc rihsults
miguel Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 7 minutes ago, Overprotected said: you post asc rihsults [2]
thecptz Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Overprotected said: you post asc rihsults heyyy
Kelp Posted August 12, 2020 Author Posted August 12, 2020 (edited) ROUND 6: CREATE A MATE ENTRIES @disruptive https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ugO-V0VNdyZweRevgQNZ1I3O5M1_UJoINGQ9CjZIrkg/edit?usp=sharing @Rence https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wL8I2DbmPosD5EIGIrENurvdJlVuol9Goc8Wb1h1MRc/edit?usp=sharing @PinkBox https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fru-Pd2yXOE09xf5_lQi5kaZLQiQR4B53rTZX_R4-nE/edit?usp=sharing @thecptz https://docs.google.com/document/d/1f6uzovG3E1oVkqaq_AhEOyDG8VQEDQjW5yPaJOQRKno/edit?usp=sharing @Dessy https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MWWaa0zGwJJtAa92vJ1D4AFlHIUOpmkL0Iy-MI39cPA/edit?usp=sharing @kipperskipper Spoiler Hello. I am Pancake the Zombie Pup, and I am dead. Therefore, it's difficult for me to date because I can never really find someone compatible or genuine. I only get to meet people that are into necrophilia or bestiality, and although it was fun at first, I am tired of being fetishized Therefore, I will take matters into my own paws and construct myself a new bae . So what does a dead Zombie dog look for in a man?? Well there are 6 qualities that I want! 1. Athletic/fit. I want my man to be tall, athletic, and fit. I like guys that are active on the streets and active in the sheets. Hide contents That's right! I want him to have the body of Air Bud I just love a tall basketball playing jock daddy. The way he can pick me up and dunk me. Dont even get me started on the way he will smell after a long workout 2. Hot Voice This one might be weird but I want my man to sound like a MAN! Hide contents Name some one with a hotter voice Im just getting so hard thinking about him talking dirty to me with that raspy speech impediment. I can hear him whisper "Ruh-Roh" after he ***s in me. 3. Sense of humor I want my man to be goofy. Hide contents I SAID i want my man to be Goofy. 4. Loyal. I need a man that will ALWAYS be there for me and always want me. Hide contents My man needs to be as loyal as a Nintendog. The way they will still love you no matter if you leave them, neglect them, starve them, or abuse them. 5. BIG If you know what I mean Hide contents Gimme that BIG RED **** Clifford 6. Dead Hide contents For obvious reasons Well that is what I am looking for in a man. Hit me up if it's you @EriKills Spoiler Memo: To Casting Producers Saharah of Love Now casting for Saharah S. Desserts spin-off reality show. Casters, we are looking for applicants that have ALL 5 below criteria: (IF photos unclear....see below for additional details though photos are clear enough that there should be NO need.) We look forward to meeting the cast! *Additional Details* 1.Charitable Philanthropy is very important to Saharah. Seeking a kind, empathetic partner that gives back to the community. 2.Healthy Exercise balls, because being fit is IMPORTANT. Saharah's man needs to lead a long, healthy, and hot life. 3.Social As a socialite herself, Saharah needs a partner who is social and can be the life of any party, and get along with anyone even RATS. 4.Passionate Being PASSIONATE about the love towards your partner is crucial for an everlasting relationship!!! 5.Big Heart Saharah loves BBC (Big Beautiful Corazones). The bigger the better. ? @Overprotected https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JIavGcuJcg3Lvtu6Q5tL_RkM834jBekJmWK-xqeQWlw/edit?usp=sharing @Remmy Spoiler i"ve had a kidney stone in me for a month and 1 week & i can't lie i'm EXTRA h**ny right now i need someone to s**k out this p***y pearl. anyway here's my entry first of all let me tell you what kinda guy i DON'T like. my tiny d**k cheating ex Moto Moto is a perfect example, and one of my friends actually took a video of us meeting at a pool party. i will always regret this moment after that traumatic relationship, I now have the taste of a tumblr girl: small, lanky and kinda odd looking guys are my thing! below is the collage. i'm new to editing i tryed my best ~this is where the description starts so don't try me food: yes he do the cooking, yes he do the cooking! my man GOTTA make the best nicki minaj wings debby: faces are very important to me i love waking up and looking at a beautiful face to start my day, especially if it's giving me those f*** me eyes pink box: i'm GREEEEEDAAAAYYYY OOOOOOOOOo a lot of people try to act like gifts aren't everything and we all know that's a joke. i need at least 1 present a week or i'll get bored. like my momma says: "if he's cheap, he can find somewhere else to sleep" ✌ ratatouille: big noses and tiny limbs get me GOING!!! what else can i say hygiene: my man has to be clean it's essential. i may be a mud hippo but i make sure to rinse off when playtime's over. if he ain't using 5-in-1 shower gel then I don't wanna talk!!! @Prisoner Spoiler My perfect partner is… Santa Claus! He's big, he's fluffy and he keeps me warm. I love Santa. Enjoy this collage I made of him goofing around. xx Thanks for the submissions! And now, judging @minho @Hug Edited August 12, 2020 by Gay Rat Divorce
PinkBox Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 miguel bullying me again.... first round 1, shelven ELIM, miguel coming for ELIM!!!!
miguel Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 1 minute ago, PinkBox said: miguel bullying me again.... first round 1, shelven ELIM, miguel coming for ELIM!!!! how... how is that bullying?
miguel Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 not me professing my love for William and him thinking i'm bullying
Remmy Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 i ship disruptbox their personalities are a perfect match!
Dessy Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 7 minutes ago, Gay Rat Divorce said: if he ain't using 5-in-1 shower gel then I don't wanna talk!!! Now sis... @Remmy
PinkBox Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 what the **** at @Remmy's entry weren't you 5 years old what a ****ed up 5 year old
PinkBox Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, disruptive said: how... how is that bullying? belly rolls to his narrow eyes two huge lies right there
Kelp Posted August 12, 2020 Author Posted August 12, 2020 1 minute ago, PinkBox said: belly rolls to his narrow eyes two huge lies right there There's nothing wrong with having belly rolls or narrow eyes! You should be proud of who you are <3 You deserve to love yourself
Remmy Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Dessy said: Now sis... @Remmy what's the problem? 1 minute ago, PinkBox said: what the **** at @Remmy's entry weren't you 5 years old what a ****ed up 5 year old hippos age fast i'm already 9
smholiv Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 DQ everyone for making my IQ dip a few points each round
PinkBox Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Remmy said: hippos age fast i'm already 9 wow, what a ****ed up old hag
Overprotected Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 Some of these entries quite disturbing, I feel pity for ****!
miguel Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Gay Rat Divorce said: There's nothing wrong with having belly rolls or narrow eyes! You should be proud of who you are <3 You deserve to love yourself THISSS! If I love you just the way you are you can too @PinkBox
miguel Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Overprotected said: Some of these entries quite disturbing, I feel pity for ****! :***:
Remmy Posted August 12, 2020 Posted August 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, PinkBox said: wow, what a ****ed up old hag i'm aging gracefully while you're aging like milk, i see why you're mad now
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