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1 minute ago, UFO said:

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Hello!

Just now, Diarrhoea said:

HEY MUMMY

How are you dear? :)

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I hate fat people

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Just now, Alena said:

How are you dear? :)

Testing out the ATRL clock rather than writing my drama essay, how are you my little buttercup

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Just now, shelven said:

It's been 13 minutes and you still haven't done it, I have no time for fake stans :shakeno: 

adjhasjfha NNNn sis I took a quick break, I've been posting non-stop for 7 hours :toofunny3: anyways I did it now, LEGEND :heart2::smitten: 

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2 minutes ago, Alena said:

Hello!

hIII :heart2:  

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We didn't really know her, she went to our school but we never met before. It happened while we were vacationing in this resort and she followed us from the bar to the cliff where we went to have a smoke. It was a cliff overlooking the hotel.

She was mad af at my friend because she thought my friend was hitting on her "boyfriend" (who wasn't even her boyfriend at all, she was psycho). 

She started getting really creepy and violent and threatening my friend. When she tried to attack her, we pushed her away from our friend and she slipped on the dirt in her stilletos and fell over.  

We went looking for her but we couldn't find her on the beach below the cliff so we just hoped she swam back to the resort. 

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My DEDICATION to this game. I swear to ****ing god if I get eliminated this round.

Tbh I won't even be angry or upset, I'll just LAUGH.

It'll be the biggest KII of the century. :dies: 

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1 minute ago, Diarrhoea said:

We didn't really know her, she went to our school but we never met before. It happened while we were vacationing in this resort and she followed us from the bar to the cliff where we went to have a smoke. It was a cliff overlooking the hotel.

She was mad af at my friend because she thought my friend was hitting on her "boyfriend" (who wasn't even her boyfriend at all, she was psycho). 

She started getting really creepy and violent and threatening my friend. When she tried to attack her, we pushed her away from our friend and she slipped on the dirt in her stilletos and fell over.  

We went looking for her but we couldn't find her on the beach below the cliff so we just hoped she swam back to the resort. 

ajfhafja sounds like a Lady Gaga x Lina Morgana fan-fiction :deadbanana2: 

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dora dora dora the explorer 

Posted
3 minutes ago, Diarrhoea said:

Testing out the ATRL clock rather than writing my drama essay, how are you my little buttercup

Just made some gifs and now i'm just waiting and trying to get that next spoon :'(

2 minutes ago, UFO said:

hIII :heart2:  

♥ how are u ?

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3 minutes ago, UFO said:

adjhasjfha NNNn sis I took a quick break, I've been posting non-stop for 7 hours :toofunny3: anyways I did it now, LEGEND :heart2::smitten: 

YES, STAN :clap3::clap3::clap3: We love dedication :heart2: 

 

Screaming at you actually doing it :lmao: 

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We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward though the mists of time.
The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future.

Diarrhoea enters the scene, but whats this? Alena is there too.

"Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer then ever? That brought us......to each-other?"

"The time with the Talent?" 
"Yes!"
"Oh, yes right"

"Its hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to"
"Yes my sweetness" said Alena, giving Diarrhoea a "special" kiss.
"Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it."
"It was pretty life changing."

So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now.
It was a dark and stormy night...
--
Meanwhile, back in the future, Diarrhoea and Alena were enjoying each-other.
As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how- lets just say it involved bishops. Its certainly clear they were close.
Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well.

Alena was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join her on her mid-doodling flashback, a flashback to our story in the present......
--
Serenity Serentiy Rider of Flesh towerGlorifica  

I was born under the shady dark red moon of the last oktober of the second millenium after the Great ****. . 

My father was the king of all the lands of our kingdom from the Beyond. My mother was born of the Ferry of Wisdom and Beauty.

Every day I ware the most beautyfil outfits the worlds have ever seen. My favourte is a fetishincandesent blue jacket that reaches down to my angles and is decorated with signs of insignia. I take long walks at the kingdoms dark forrest where I am acoompanied by my faithful Jortföljitr (A/N: I got that name after I watched Thor!), my faithful companion ferral dire lionworf.

But one day I was walking down the beach and then I saw a great dark light appearing in the middle of the beach. It was great and dark and was everywhere but especially the middle where it was the greatest and darkest of all. 

Oh faithful Jortfulljitar! I said! 
Jortfalhitr looked at me with his great dark eyes and snuffled up to me in fear and comfort. And growled at the grat Black and Dark lgith. Jortfialjiral was a great and vicious beast I evaganlised in my head. But I must have said it out loud because behind me a mysterious voice said Thats indeed a great and vicious beast you have there. 
It was Alena!

I had heard of Alena all this time but I had never met her! I wouldn't have dreamed to actually see that she existed in this dimension! My father is the king of all the realms and dimensions and he had known that Alena lived in one of his rears and but it was quite exciting. 

But I cared for none of that. Because when I saw Alena, I was burning in her the great round orbs of her soul that was embedded deeply wthin her head. 
After what seemed like many eternitys we were awoken from our mutational dream we were having together. Because.......!!
Eyjafjallajökul groelwd once more at the great black thing (it was sort of like a swirly thing, but sworly doesn't quite sound epic so i didn't describe it as swirly. But it knid of is)... and it rapped open!

From within the deepest and darkest earas of the realsm I saw forthcoming a beast of greatness. It's evilness was radiating from the skins of other beings that it wore and swriwling around its head ( I think it was its head) came forth the souls of the beings that had suffered while it atea them. 
I was flabbergasted. I reached out from my blue jacket and I held before more the AllDUst that my mother had enstruated to me so long ago. I held it before me and spoke the words in the acient Furry Langugae that my mother had taught to me as her mother had taught it to her and hers mother had taught it to her after she had won those words from the Great Dragon JarriJalleJar! 
JortFullJarriJalle was a great evil beast that had tomented the lands of my father and my father couln't do anything about it because he was yet still a small child of a boy (my father is really old you see, like the Doctor!)


Fortunately Lady Gaga worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of Diarrhoea's ruffians. 
Their search led to a gay night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of ATRL. I was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of ATRL. But the courage in me was greater than my fear because with Alena's Sex I should be able to accomplish anything, right, I thought to myself.
And Lady Gaga would join me.

So not to fall out of fashion we both stripped and squeezed into their most gothyest clothing. I had to admit that Lady Gaga looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But I didn't dare to comment on that. 
I instead poored down my soul into my make-up. I bore incandesent blood-rose coloured finger nails with black streaking strips and gave Lady Gaga the same treatment. Lady Gaga gorgeous eyes met mine and for a moment we were both swimming in a pool made of a lovely combination of their eyes colours. It was romance we knew, but we didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not!

Oh hell, Diarrhoea could wait. Now I looked upon Lady Gaga with lust filling  my bait. Diarrhoea could be taking over the world for what I cared, now it should be all about me and Lady Gaga. 

But little did I know that in fact Lady Gaga had been lusting after me as well! With force and lust Lady Gaga threw me onto the closet  and thrusted himself right into me. I moaned. We came. Then we went off and defeated Diarrhoea.
--
And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place.

Diarrhoea and Alena were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing.

"arg...that was good sex" said Alena.
"yes, yes it was" said Diarrhoea.
"You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self"
"yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time.
Its what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock"

"And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today"

"I love you Diarrhoea my irresistibleness".
"I love you too Alena -my better half.

And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset.
So we defeated Diarrhoea and everyone was satisfied!

Diarrhoea: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm invincible!
Me (Ruby): No No, back into your coffin!
Diarrhoea: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!my scones wont fit!
Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!
Me: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!
Diarrhoea: Well I'm gonna steal your cake!
Me: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!?
Diarrhoea: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!
Me: OK, Ur right, life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness!
Pink: chotto mate-ah!
Diarrhoea: huh ;^_^; 
Robin Thicke: domo desu-ka @_@?
Me: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!
Pink: well, I want you, how about that? 
Pink winked at me, but I wasn't into men .
But Robin Thicke was all hot 'n that, I thought. So 
I Left the fanfic and looked for a nice bed to crawl into together and maybe more Me: Oh definitely more, I'm going to rip your clothes off and  rub my mound of venus and your conch shell until we achieve perfect femlovin'!

Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?.
Diarrhoea: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!

The end

Posted
3 minutes ago, Diarrhoea said:

We didn't really know her, she went to our school but we never met before. It happened while we were vacationing in this resort and she followed us from the bar to the cliff where we went to have a smoke. It was a cliff overlooking the hotel.

She was mad af at my friend because she thought my friend was hitting on her "boyfriend" (who wasn't even her boyfriend at all, she was psycho). 

She started getting really creepy and violent and threatening my friend. When she tried to attack her, we pushed her away from our friend and she slipped on the dirt in her stilletos and fell over.  

We went looking for her but we couldn't find her on the beach below the cliff so we just hoped she swam back to the resort. 

Intense

Posted
Just now, Alena said:

♥ how are u ?

Tired and horny, but I still haven't given up I just can't it isn't in my blood :cries:

 

 

hbu sis? ♥

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Test

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Just now, UFO said:

Tired and horny, but I still haven't given up I just can't it isn't in my blood :cries:

 

 

hbu sis? ♥

A banger tbh

Posted
5 minutes ago, Diarrhoea said:

I need to get into BANKS :jonny4:  this slays!

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Test x

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2 minutes ago, UFO said:

Tired and horny, but I still haven't given up I just can't it isn't in my blood :cries:

 

 

hbu sis? ♥

omg hot! i'm okay c:

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Just now, Diarrhoea said:

A banger tbh

ffffff I just saw your long ass novel :bibliahh:  but yaaaaas, STAN! :weeps:  :heart2:  he's really maturing his sound. his vocal delivery WHEW :flame: 

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Paramore stopped being amazing in 2017 x

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afdsgJKLJnjh these fanfics are oscar worthy :ahh: 

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