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I love her so much, and I know she's been in Vegas and now Munich but saying this to thousands of people that work Monday to Friday with 20 annual leave days is tone deaf.

Girl you're working less than Hilary Duff. Chill

My god this reply . no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, ***** popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magniticent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride it and I would give this man the sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul taking, slimy, life changing, death DROPPING, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotising, ungodly, astonishing, leg trembling, back arched, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist slowly moving up and down, small heavy breath " I can't take much more of this", breaths getting quicker, twitching, throbbing, eyes shut, lip biting, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up, spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth, sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit and lick to the bottom, deepthroating, thrusting slower then faster, faster, FASTER twisting mouth around each side, spiritually enlightening, chakra aligning, mangekyo sharigan unlocking, golden light like a halo, noise from the very edge of his throat for the final, hardest release ever....and THEN I'd let him pound me so ******* HARD UNTIL HE IMPRENATES ME WITH HIS BABIES. My prayers for you be like no lube, no protection from the condom or the lord, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord's prayer, YOU sir can OBLITERATE me and uses no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride. - This is why I can't live without this app.

is it safe for me to put my foot up ur ass?

Oh wow… oh wow… It's giving ACTIVEDUTY dot com on location in a war torn country.

Yes, but did Orlando?

commercials as music videos... she's learned from the best Navy and Hive, we're in this together. don't buy/support any of this **** our girls stay promoting.

POP: +254 spins / +0.767 audience HAC: +95 spins / +0.653 audience AC: +8 spins / +0.022 audience

Global 1. (=) 9,578,976 US 3. (=) 2,077,948 Only -260k for Sat oh wow

She acts like she actually works. These people have no idea what work really is.

Indonesia 2. (+2) 1,463,453 (+176k) NP Holy Mother Mary of Jesus ******* CHRIST on a SATURDAY??? GO TO HEAVEN LADY GAGA

any gay guy who actively chase after straight men are weird af, and need to see a therapist the minute a man tells me he's straight, i'm going to respect it

See ya when 40 is ready to drop.

Never, since Gaga has always been ahead.

insane

They fear that gay men will treat them the way they treat straight women they find attractive—with harassment, dehumanization, and obsession. They're projecting their own behavior onto gay men. It's ironic because 99% of the time, gay men are smart enough not to even try it with a straight man because we know how dangerous they can be.

I showed my mom DWAS today and told her that this is going to be Gaga's biggest hit since Shallow She replied by saying, "I didn't like that song either"

The metacritic thread will be one for the books

DWAS is currently the most popular song for kdrama, kpop, anime, BL and GL edits on tiktok. It has Asia on a chokehold rn.

23/08 (Fri) 9,404,915 24/08 (Sat) 8,378,368 [-10.91%] 30/08 (Fri) 9,840,738 31/08 (Sat) 9,578,976 [-2.65%] 23/08 (Fri) 9,404,915 30/08 (Fri) 9,840,738 [+4.63%] 24/08 (Sat) 8,378,368 31/08 (Sat) 9,578,976 [+14.32%] Fri-Sat drop got smaller and Fri/Sat increases got bigger this week compared to last week.

Global smashes in three different decades, BB100 #1s in three different decades, hit movies in two different decades, industry and GP respect, strong recurrent stats, Grammys, an Oscar (+ a BA nom), a BAFTA (+2 BA noms), cultural relevance, $830 million+ in touring gross, $646 million+ in box office gross, still going strong almost two decades in oh GodGa

It's only tone deaf if you're overly sensitive tbh. By this logic… those same people working 9 to 5's should never vent about work because someone somewhere has no job 💀 wanting a break is completely fine

Btw forgot to post it yesterday but we baguettes reached a new peak! Friday update: 32. (+10) Die With A Smile - 167.425 (+20.134) *NEW STREAM PEAK* (re-peak in position) + a re-peak on Deezer at #70 while it was serving OUT earlier this week Saturday update: 36. (-4) Die With A Smile - 158.565 (-8.860) Way smaller drop compared to last week (-26k) Weekly streams: Week 1: 61. (NEW) Die With A Smile - 758.395 Week 2: 36. (+25) Die With A Smile - 1.040.877 (+282.482) It's a Hit! (du Moment)

ATRL really STAYS hating on hot gay guys having sex. Why is the sancticity of Ricky Martin's supposed monogamy of such great virtue and concern?

Endless Summer Vacation

Top Daily Artist Global 9.(+1) Bruno Mars 17.(+2) Lady Gaga US 23.(=) Bruno Mars 33.(+1) Lady Gaga NEW BEAK incoming

Censorship = requiring a multi-billionaire to have legal representation to defend his pet project of pumping bot-generated political misinformation and illegal porn to the masses? How did you feel about the boosting of sexual deep fakes of Taylor? Oh some of your brains are really really cooked

Because a certain artist decided to ship 80k+ of back-loaded CD sales in order to block Billie's latest album But yes, Olivia is a sales girlie with the power to debut over 300k. Not everyone has that!

Spotify Monthly Listeners #10 (=) Lady Gaga - 78,704,021 (+1,346,346)

Philippines 3. (+1) 902,654 It finally surpasses BOAF and reached 900k streams.

Ricky misses his D so bad OMG Good for him!

All this lady did was release 4 albums in a span of 13 years I- Okay Ms. Adkins.

I mean cool but yeah you can also retreat in peace without announcing it like that tbh. just be like "thank you guys so much for coming out and seeing me! it means the world to me! I'll see you all in a bit 😊" I think it could do without the "I need a rest" thing girl like we all f*cking do lol maybe i'm being a bit oversensitive but when celebs say sh*t like that it sometimes pisses me off a little bit

9.5M!!!!!!!! And 1M ahead of BOAF at #2. WE STAY WINNING.

Not wanna sound holier than thou but I think we shouldn't feel so comfortable commenting on other people's appearances (positively or negatively).

Say what you want about Joanne, but PI MV is a visual masterpiece. When she's swinging the mic with the blue sky in the background and the flashing lights

Melodrama

Not her doing a month in Munich and saying she wants a break - we love someone with work life balance who just wanted a quick cheque

Even her floppiest singles look like smashes compared to Katy's. Gaga was always a bigger name than Katy. Even when she was flopping with ARTPOP her first week sales were on par with hit albums like PRISM by Katy or Bangerz by Miley and... it was considered a low for Gaga while a high for both Miley and Katy. Think about that for a minute.

Damn it I'm never going to get that English album. EVERYTIME she gets skinny and her voice is right she gets pregnant. Between her and Rihanna I need both of them to go to cvs and get some damn condoms and go into the studio

Love the fact that the first page of the DWAS thread is all people thinking the song is just a rumor and it doesn't actually exist (me included)

I mean, we're attracted to men, period. Being attracted to someone and pursuing that someone are two different things. Some people are very impulsive, pushy and unable to respect boundaries, those are the cringy ones. I can have all the fantasies I want in my head and keep them there.

I'm sure a residency and touring is exhausting but gurl it's been 10 shows and most stuff is done by other people. You do rehearsals, perform, do lil promo and that's it. You get paid so much money. Don't be delulu, many ppl in Germany work for 12 Euro / hr and pay 45% taxes

...what? Chromatica is one of her best-written albums. The worst lyrics on Chromatica don't touch "slap honey on a young pancake" or "just ask your gay friends for advice" dddd

I'm all for censoring hate speech camouflaged as "free speech" Brazil did well, and more countries should follow