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"I don't have the songs yet" *Backlash* "I already got stuff I can make hits out of"

Tell me you're deaf without telling me you're deaf.

I am. Best album I've heard since Born This Way

Thank you for such an detailed review. I was reading it like it was some pitchfork cut

She was never that creative to begin with. She makes music that is easily digestible for the average Joe and Jill. There's nothing wrong with that. It's the reason why she's one of the biggest pop stars of all time.

Uh oh the flop police is here guys

None of the lyrics in CC or ES are as atrocious as this I'm afraid

Beyoncé takes a lot more risks with her music and risks are not rewarded in a musical climate that has been destroyed by Taylor and the business model that she's pushed down everyone throat's by making parasocial relationships the key to mainstream success.

We're bored, we don't care. She was singing a different tune just a week ago. It's clear she has no idea what she's doing, if she's even trying at all to make an album, and is just saving face here.

Should be banned everywhere in the world tbh. I hate smokers. I hate to be secondhand smoker all the time.

mention the word "drunk" & here come the mariah stans

You wrote those

How white do you have to be to sit and debate about Charlie Puth and how he should be bigger with your other half?

Godly writer Taylor Swift said on her new record "THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT". So, if she really thinks he deserved so much better that she had to put this lyric out to the world as the world's biggest artist out right now — why she's not using him as a producer instead of Jack Antonoff? Why Taylor Swift has 0 works produced by Charlie Puth? Discuss. A reminder: recently ATRL decided that Taylor Swift is a better songwriter than Lorde & Billie Eilish, surpassing Lorde by a few votes on this thread:

ALL THE LYRICS AVAILABLE AS OF 4/17/2024 (thanks to the reddit people and @Mdawg If a mod can pin a post, this might help y'all I am heading to bed now as I do work tomorrow, but I'll see y'all for Friday

This is clearly fascism.

Hi ATRL. I hope you guys are doing well. Me? No. I'm not doing well. HAHAHAHA. In fact, I'm doing really terribly after logging on to Twitter and finding that I have been blocked by the artist I have stanned the most for the past 6 years. That's right. Ava Max. As many of you know, I am one of the members of ATRL who Ava Max owes her entire career too. I was there at the birth of Lady Gaga's lost daughter and pop descendant when Sweet But Psycho was first released. I was there when she followed it up with the terrible single choice of So Am I and I gave her deserved lashings. Despite her turbulent career, I have been praising her despite her multiple wrong moves and radio silence as soon as she drops a new song. I would create endless threads of 'Ava Max STUNS in new selfie' and accept the warning points that came with capitalizing the word 'STUNS'. I said her vocals were good enough to rival Mariah Carey when she was slipping across those notes like it was a wet blowjob. I said her outfits were next level when it was a pair of cargo trousers and a black crop top. I said she looked resplendent every time she posted another TikTok with the same snippet of her song. Lately, I have been losing it with Ms. Max and her complete ungratefulness and lack of care for her career. So many people would kill to be in the position she is in, but her? She doesn't care. And that's the reality of stanning Ms. Max. She is lazy and uninspired, writes <5% of her songs and relied solely on Cirkut and Madison Love to give her the few hits she has. Now that she's not riding his dick anymore, she's even more lifeless and drained of personality than before. With the release of My Oh My, of course, I stanned, but it quickly became clear that she is even worse than I could have ever thought. There has been zero promo on her part, other than performing in the corner of a living room for her father. Her vocals were ****, her outfit was ****. She wasn't even performing on a stage. Just a ******* carpet. I even went as far as buying her song on iTunes, and I am only 24, so this is not what my generation was born to do (shoutout to the older ATRLers who still do this. I will save my $1.29 next time and buy you all some minoxidil and ozempic). I funded her recent trip to Coachella because I bought 6 copies of her album Diamonds & Dancefloors. I have played an instrumental part in giving her the lifestyle she lives and plasters across Instagram with the same 'live laugh love' caption and doodoo-colored-pouting-lip selfie. After reaching the end of my tether, she dropped the most abysmal music video which turned me into a disillusioned soul who is still haunted by the shattered dreams of what could have been. Disappointment still echoes around my body because the tragedy she released is a sick and disgusting excuse for a 'music video'. It was a cruel mockery or artistic ambition and it was shackled by the chains of a poultry budget. They have her a Fiat 500 sponsorship and 30 minutes to learn choreography. Gone were the grandeur and opulence that I had envisioned, replaced instead by a barren wasteland of cheap props and lackluster set designs where the same warehouse was used in every shot. It was as if the very essence of creativity had been stripped bare, leaving behind a hollow shell of mediocrity. I was devastated, and in this whirlwind of emotion, I lashed out at Ava on Twitter under a tweet made by an update account. This tweet read: And this is what drove Ava to block me. One moment of madness caused by her spiral into Z-listdom. I can't take it anymore. My entire brand has been Ava Max since 2018 and now that she has blocked me, there's nothing left. Who am I going to ironically stan now? Nobody scratches my brain in the same way that Ava Max's songs do. I have almost 5,000 plays of her on my last.fm and her peers aren't even close. I never thought it would come to this. The sting of rejection burns like a branding iron on my soul. Ava Max has been my beacon of inspiration, my muse in the tempest of life and she has ruthlessly cast me aside like yesterday's news. Blocked. Shut out from her world with a click of a button, as if I never mattered. I poured my heart into every tweet and post for 5 years, every message of admiration and support, believing that my words would find their way to her. But one moment of weakness and that's it. I'm done. I'm gone in her eyes. Erased. Dead. I'm left adrift in a sea of uncertainty, grappling with the harsh reality that my connection to her has been severed. So, ATRL, I ask you this. What do I do now? Where do I turn for solace when the very source of my passion has turned its back on me? The void left by her absence echoes with unanswered questions, tormenting me with doubts and regrets. I think I'm going to do something terrible and end up on the national news. I think I might end it all right now and say goodbye to the world as I know it. Because how can I live knowing that Ava Max will never see me reply an Oprah.gif to every tweet she makes? How will she ever know that another white blonde gay thinks she is worthy of mother status? I search for answers in the depths of my despair, clinging to memories of shared moments and fleeting glimpses of acknowledgment. But the silence from her end is deafening, suffocating me with its indifference... I don't think I can do this anymore. Please help me ATRL. There's no heaven, just hell. There's no diamonds or dancefloors anymore. I just feel like a misfit. P.S. Ava Max... I know you're reading this Ava Max. Everything will happen to you Ava Max. EVERYTHING. Are you ready Ava Max?

This song isn't about her, she's telling a story from a Charlie Puth fan's perspective

THIS IS A SONG SUBMISSION GAME WHERE YOU NEED TO JUST SEND IN SONGS LISTEN TO THEM CRITIQUE THEM AND RANK THEM. At ASC, it is highly against our rules for you to ask other people to rank your song higher on their lists to boost your own points - let alone tell other people what song you sent. This will lead to your immediate removal from your game. It came to our attention that EnterTheAttic was cheating by telling other people his song and also making negotiations for people to rank his song higher on their lists. We sadly have to remove him from the game for this, since it is unfair for the other people who were in his group and we do not condone these activities whatsoever in ASC. Three people came forward that they either changed their ranks for ETA and/or shared their song with him. This is also not allowed, but since they were not actively trying to cheat by entering everybody's DMs to stay in the game, we are giving them a warning by halving their points for this round. They will not leave the game but this is a warning for you all that if you ever do anything like this, you will not be happy. Also, due to the unfairness of what happened in Group B and Group B now having a different elimination, we are bringing @Seffers back into the game. Without the cheating, he may have survived this round and we think it's very unfair if he was actually eliminated this round. We will move forward from this situation and continue the game. Please be respectful going forward on this situation. Everybody had their consquences and this will be the consequences for anybody else going forward. We are all people with our own things going on in our lives, so please just be kind to one another (even if they cheated, their consequences have happened and now we can move on).

cmon now.

Taylor making out with her golden retriever

Nature dropping the same day as Taylor is so ironic if u think abt it

Have you listened to any albums since born this way?

Wherever she goes, it will be by jet.

Wait, so that line is real? I thought it was nothing more than Twitter fodder...

@Taylena pull up on the addy hoe you been downvoting my posts all ******* day. That doesnt change **** about the fact that The Tortured Leaks Department is a horrible album…

watch this boy gonna end up with a $3k bouquet tomorrow

Every single time I try to be a good person someone says something like this....

Not Nonna losing her record already

Because you're not eating anything?

Nothing less for the biggest artist of the century on the biggest peak since The Beatles.

I think a break with Jack has been overdue for a while now. She still has creativity, but doesn't have the hunger she had on Red/1989 or Folkmore, or a producer willing to tell her no. The album isn't necessarily bad, just stale.

Not my nudes

I in general think some of y'all need to let the idea of any Taylor album being universally beloved online go (folklore was probably the first and last time), she's simply too big / controversial and even her own fanbase are so divided about what they want from her sonically (see: the success of Midnights relative to its reception within online spaces) that having anyone agree on anything is impossible Add to that the fact that there is a sizeable amount of people who will simply not like whatever it is she releases and are very loud about it too, so I'd recommend enjoying the album if you do and not getting caught up in whatever lyric 2k people on Twitter/X don't like today

They don't have any numbers to brag about yet

I'd block your weirdo ass too.

Taylor will end her (literally)

You must be 14 years old if this is "daddy" to you

You stan Dua Lipa babe

I am so TIRED of these four women getting collectively lashed The Culture needs to recognize that 3/4 of them have released more bops in the last decade than our semi-retired faves. Retrospect is clearer, maybe you guys will catch up by 2030

not the carpenters getting BRAVE omg after one cute hit

Interesting! Here's how it's comparing to her other albums at week 18 The PinkPrint - #19 Pink Friday - #20 Roman Reloaded - #49 Queen -#53 not this being her new flop era!

Eternal Sunshine > Cowboy Carter >>> TTPD

The fact that she's smiling in the mug shot is disgusting. Does not she know the numbers of many innocent lives that got taken because of DUI?

It's giving:

It really should've won AOTY