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Just now, ItalianMonsterLM said:

I have 2 exams in the next 3 days xx

best of in 3 days then? no excuses

 

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the OP is serving graphic design is my passion 

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the OP is serving graphic design is my passion 

thank u, I tried

 

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1 minute ago, Navyofbadgals said:

best of in 3 days then? no excuses

 

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get ready

 

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Yah the top 5 is pretty bad :cm:

The fact that there's not space in "Memories...Do" bothers me :rip:

No one has time to listen to 60 Chris Brown songs :skull: Younger Now literally has 4 listenable songs :toofunny3:

Haven't heard Ed's album and I don't plan on listening any time soon :fan:

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that writings :ahh: I LIVE

1 hour ago, Navyofbadgals said:

this **** is.. like unacceptable and gives me strong mid-life crisis vibes

:lmao: Katy with 59342371 old memes in SS video teas

 

Chris has deluxe version of his 45-track album? :deadbanan4: MESSSSSSSSSSS

 

I was so excited for Miley' album after Malibu, but whole image change from Malibu to YN (song) was just...wrong and didn't work at all. I like few tracks, but album was really disappointing

 

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those descriptions :ahh: 

haven't listened to any of these because I love myself x. Ed's success bugged me a lot, yes, but at the very least SOY was probably his most tolerable single this era, if COTH had smashed instead :mazen:

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1 hour ago, Navyofbadgals said:

The 5 Worst albums of 2017

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10. P!nk - Beautiful Trauma

9. Fergie - Double Dutchess

8. Zara Larsson - So Good

7. DJ Khaled - Grateful

6. Linkin Park - One More Light

 

#5 Maroon 5 - Red Pill Blues

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boi. boiii. where to start with this one. Well let's start with the god awful cover, even in the streaming era it's so important to have a nice album cover or whatever.. this **** is.. like unacceptable and gives me strong mid-life crisis vibes, sorrynotsorry. 

Then onto the album, let's start with the incredibly pretentious album closer 'Closure'. It's literally 4 minutes of vocals, and it's an ok song.. then we have like 8 minutes where you think there's perhaps some kind of solo or something, but nothing happens. It's 8 minutes of instrumentals with no climax whatsoever. Furthermore.. the album as a whole is just so.. not exciting.. uninteresting, uninspiring, and feels like it tries too hard to fit in with what is hip, ultimately resulting in a not-so-hip album. 

If someone ever doesn't know what a sell-out is, just show them Maroon 5. good god

standouts: What Lovers Do, Help Me Out

 

#4 The Chainsmokers - Memories...Do Not Open

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do not open indeed

standouts: don't listen (though I guess Something Just Like This is okay)

 

#3 Chris Brown - Heartbreak on a Full Moon

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I haven't even listened to this whole record, NOT even half of it.. yet here it is. I'm not sure what goofy mother****er he thinks he is, that 45 tracks are ever okay, especially if all your songs are about drugs, hoes, partying and money.. but adding another 12 for a deluxe version??? get the **** outta here man. Besides that, the few songs I've heard... were also his worst songs about those recycled topics.. that's sad huh.

quality>quantity. Thanks for showing us this Chris.. I guess

standouts: the mute button

 

#2 Miley Cyrus - Younger Now

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ohhhh boi, it certainly wasn't Miley's year huh. Lemme start of by saying that this album actually has 2 cute songs and a clear artistic direction, something the other albums in this top 5 lack. In fact this era started off pretty cute with Malibu and I felt like it was a very good follow up from her previous two eras. But then came single #2 Younger Now.. which is basically all I hate about Miley in one song. It's her disowning her past, not just learning from her mistakes, but completely disowning that, it's also her vocal use in the song that it's incredibly offputting. Very nasal. plus just really uninspiring. And I feel like that's pretty much the whole album. Miley's voice is suited well for country, but this whole album is soulless, out of touch and it just annoys the **** out of me. And perhaps the worst thing is, that an artist who went from one of the most experimental records from any pop girl ever (Dead Petz), to a bad Joanne copy. And I don't like Joanne.. so saying it's a Bad Joanne copy.. well go figure.

The title indeed feels correct, while her peers are finding a more mature song, Miley wants to go back in time, despite her being the artist that was miles ahead of her peers at a time. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

standouts: Malibu, Week Without You

 

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well not really a surprise

 

#1 Ed Sheeran - Divide

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Just look at this pants ****ting ugly ass cracker. ew.

Now what annoys me so much about this fella, one might ask? well first of all I'm an ATRLer so LOOKS!!>>>

First of all it's his mediocrity and the way it's being praised. I rihmember when that ****er ruined 2017 right at the start when he announced not 1, BUT 2 songs to rihlease. His poor deaf fans already made #edsaved2017 or whatever a trending topic.. and I'm like really?? BUt as the fair person I am.. I just went open into this era.. trying not to hate blindly.. but this ginger goblin basically begged me to hate him when he released a dollar store version of Cheap Thrills along with another manufactured 'SO nostalgic!!1!!' song with abysmal lyrics.. and both were praised by his fans.. woo lordt.

Also WHO ever asked to sing a somewhat sexy song like SOY.. WHO?? Tone that **** down.. disgusting

And before I start with the album.. thanks for completely ruining the UK charts.. ugly ****er

now let's move onto the album. It's one big scam. No soul that even his previous albums had. Everything is manufactured to be so bland and mediocre.. yet also to be a mixed bag.. divide has nothing that ties it all together aside from the subpar quality.

It's an album that was made so that everyone could find a song that (s)he likes, but albums this diverse are usually experimental.. but Ed experimenting with these styles.. are still safe.

 

THis whole album is just bad.. thanks for ruining 2017.. ugly ****

standouts: his appearance that looks like it smells like horse **** xo

 

 

 

Yea im sure these are all bad.

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It's her disowning her past, not just learning from her mistakes, but completely disowning that,

Malibu did this too. I was lost but now you brought me back!!! :sick: 

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2 hours ago, Navyofbadgals said:

#1 Ed Sheeran - Divide

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Just look at this pants ****ting ugly ass cracker. ew.

Now what annoys me so much about this fella, one might ask? well first of all I'm an ATRLer so LOOKS!!>>>

First of all it's his mediocrity and the way it's being praised. I rihmember when that ****er ruined 2017 right at the start when he announced not 1, BUT 2 songs to rihlease. His poor deaf fans already made #edsaved2017 or whatever a trending topic.. and I'm like really?? BUt as the fair person I am.. I just went open into this era.. trying not to hate blindly.. but this ginger goblin basically begged me to hate him when he released a dollar store version of Cheap Thrills along with another manufactured 'SO nostalgic!!1!!' song with abysmal lyrics.. and both were praised by his fans.. woo lordt.

Also WHO ever asked to sing a somewhat sexy song like SOY.. WHO?? Tone that **** down.. disgusting

And before I start with the album.. thanks for completely ruining the UK charts.. ugly ****er

now let's move onto the album. It's one big scam. No soul that even his previous albums had. Everything is manufactured to be so bland and mediocre.. yet also to be a mixed bag.. divide has nothing that ties it all together aside from the subpar quality.

It's an album that was made so that everyone could find a song that (s)he likes, but albums this diverse are usually experimental.. but Ed experimenting with these styles.. are still safe.

 

THis whole album is just bad.. thanks for ruining 2017.. ugly ****

standouts: his appearance that looks like it smells like horse **** xo

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I'm dying :ahh: 

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YASSSS the right #1 :dies:

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Mess at the draggings you're giving these albums :deadbanana4: 

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those eyes :skull: 

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also not bagel PRAISING miley's best album Dead Petz which gets ZERO recognition from the self-loathing legions of twinks on this site

 

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I agree with your worst albums :clap3: and I'm disgusted looking at itunes rn, did you see this :deadbanana2: 

 

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The Ed Sheeran lashing. :rip: 

But everything you say is accurate, it is an absolutely awful album. :emofish: 

 

I thought the Chainsmokers were good, but it's more so as a guilty pleasure. None of their lyrics make sense ever. :laugh: 

 

Chris Brown's & Miley Cyrus's albums were complete trash so happy to see it on the worst list. :clap3: 

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This top 5 is amazing :clap3: Finally navyofbagels got it RIGHT :clap3: 

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I've listened to your whole top 5, whoops :jonny4: But luckily I don't enjoy all of them
Well... I listened to little snippets of each song from Heartbreak On a Full Moon and then made my own 13-track version. :oh:

But  yeah, the rest was generally horrible and boring. His discography is actually pretty solid without this and Royalty, too...
Younger Now is a snooze. I can accept her going in this direction but the execution was generally off.
Love Maroon 5 but yeah, Red Pill Blues is exactly what you said - uninteresting and uninspiring. COMPLETELY agree with what

you said about Closure, they completely disrespected every single person that listened by adding those extra 8 minutes. I felt like

I was ****ing trapped in that track until I finally skimmed through to the end.
The Chainsmokers snapped on their EPs, but for some reason they didn't do the same for their debut. :michael:
Divide was same 'ol Ed. Nothing new. A one-time listen for me.

 

idk why i wrote so much

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Younger Now was such an uninspired snooze fest. Miley really didn't even try :rip: 

The Ed dragging is deserved :clap3: 

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Divide sucks!  And I've only heard 3 songs from it!

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I support this set. :cool:

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When is the last time Chris made a good song, seriously? Fine China? Loyal is a bop but it didn't last long. He's done, tbh.

 

I didn't listen to his, Chainsmokers (lol hell nah) or Maroon 5 albums. The rest are The Worst!

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Agree with Ed

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