ATRL Moderator madonnas Posted December 20, 2017 Author ATRL Moderator Posted December 20, 2017 @jose168 glad you haven’t finished your albums list yet! Now you get to include guppy. Sad you IGNORED my recommendation earlier but I forgive u
jose168 Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, madonnas said: @jose168 glad you haven’t finished your albums list yet! Now you get to include guppy. Sad you IGNORED my recommendation earlier but I forgive u which 1!!!
Lazuli Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 Quote BUT in terms of music quality, Dave won! I disagRIH Wait a DAMN minute at Everything Now being in someone's top 10, never knew that could happen Music For People In Trouble Whew the Jack Antonoff excellence with Melodrama and MASSEDUCTION And is that what Young Lover is really about? I'm shook
ATRL Moderator madonnas Posted December 20, 2017 Author ATRL Moderator Posted December 20, 2017 1 minute ago, jose168 said: which 1!!! Guppy!!!
Wicked Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 On 12/18/2017 at 2:26 PM, madonnas said: she really doesn't have the global appeal that SZA or even Jhene Aiko (unfortunately) has. aka she doesn't force herself to appeal to a crowd of people who read philosophy on wikipedia and think they're deep. True!
ATRL Moderator madonnas Posted December 20, 2017 Author ATRL Moderator Posted December 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wicked said: aka she doesn't force herself to appeal to a crowd of people who read philosophy on wikipedia and think they're deep. True! Well I ain’t gonna disagree with you there!
Wicked Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 The worst sum of Jhene Aiko's artistry I've ever seen is "New age Sade with deeper lyrics".
Tom Vercetti Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wicked said: The worst sum of Jhene Aiko's artistry I've ever seen is "New age Sade with deeper lyrics". Jhene will never be on Sade's level. She hasn't even managed to outdo her debut EP quality wise.
rihannafan Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 59 minutes ago, jose168 said: 2 - Love vinces album but i didnt like it as much as summertime. #2 is a weebit high imo but solid choice 3 - listening to it now and im in love 30 seconds in omfg 4 - What I actually thought your #1 would be. You might be its biggest bestof stan tho 5 - Lorde did that. perfect pop, perfect length, i want more 6 - 7 - You had me at synth banger will check out 8 - I Haven't listened in full my gay senses were put off but i'll check her soon, i liked the track @rihannafan recommended 9 - her new album is way different from her previous stuff. Listen to Memorial, Undercover, Kamikaze, Insects
Dom Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 OMGGGGGG LORDE, AND I MISS IT, CAUSE ATRL WAS DOWN WHEN I WOKE UP. I'M MAD. THE ALBUM IS HIGHLIGHT OF THE 2017 AND everybody needs to deal, kween did that and you DID that by putting ha in yo list, slay.
Dom Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 charli xcx also, the way she flopped but DID THAT? I mean we love ha bops and all the random collabss, kween of networking. yass.
moonlight. Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 cupcakke, red velvet, paramore, & charli Red Velvet is just the perfect girl group. none of these other gals can compare
Αnt Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 Number 1 Angel is one of the best pop albums for me. Melodrama is flawless! Queen Elizabitch is the first album by cupcakke that I love in full.
bluth Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 i'm perched for a worst tbh. give us what we need
K$Ellie Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 15 hours ago, rihannafan said: her new album is way different from her previous stuff. Listen to Memorial, Undercover, Kamikaze, Insects Not you excluding her BEST sing, Accelerate
ATRL Moderator madonnas Posted December 20, 2017 Author ATRL Moderator Posted December 20, 2017 #15 OK, this is definitely objectively the "best" song on the worst of list, but like, the story and context behind this album is what makes it so infuriating and bad. This is a girl who apparently had potential and now we get a song that would be forgotten in the wave of electropop in like 2013. WHY does this exist?? #14 NO.. NO!! This is everything I hate about the new wave of pop girls wrapped up in one song. Those croaks on the chorus, the vaguely empowering anti male lyrics that are devoid of actual substance, the dated slang (we had a kendrick song named the same thing in 2012, FIVE YEARS AGO). This is just such an uncool and cringe worthy song, its disturbing me that it got some positive reception. #13 This is everything I hate about the new wave of pop girls wrapped up in one song [2]. This is like, an anti-empowerment anthem. It's like Zara was forced at gunpoint to sing this, and almost like she DOESN'T believe in whoever she's directing this song to (herself? girls around the world?) It's virtually impossible to feel inspired to go change the world when Zara says that the listener can be the female president. If anything, she's discouraging young women and girls to reach their dreams with this dreary monotone number. The "queen" whispers in the background provide a kii though. #12 OH HONEY NO. Three attempts and I can't make it through this dreary disgusting juvenile unsophisticated horribly sung song. #11 ATRL's least favorite Bro-EDM duo pretty much goes around collecting every cringe worthy attitude and trend of this era in popular culture and social media and wraps it up in one disgusting somber song. I, for one, do not get the trend of making dance anthems sound like funeral dirges. Is the fake sadness some sort of secret way to disguise the absolute lack of depth? Do people actually fall for it? I know the answer is yes but please let me believe it's some sort of conspiracy.
Kingfisher Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 6:46 PM, madonnas said: #03 Charly Bliss - Guppy it sounds like CRJ singing Weezer songs On 6/4/2017 at 4:06 AM, Kingfisher said: right? it's like carly rae jepsen recorded a Now That's What I Call Indie Rock! album THANK YOU!!!
ATRL Moderator madonnas Posted December 20, 2017 Author ATRL Moderator Posted December 20, 2017 Just now, Kingfisher said: THANK YOU!!! That's a compliment tho!!!
Kingfisher Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, madonnas said: That's a compliment tho!!! i know, it totally is also, these worst songs are all very bad (bobby is a 6/10 though) Edited December 20, 2017 by Kingfisher
ATRL Moderator madonnas Posted December 20, 2017 Author ATRL Moderator Posted December 20, 2017 #10 *I'm sorry I'm laughing gif* #09 I can only dream of replicating bluth's iconic drag of this. But yeah it's very telling that the acronym for the song is STD. It almost make me miss Justin Timberlake considering how clueless and simply ... unsexy he is. #08 I don't associate with anybody who likes this kind of music. It's artistically inept and only it takes a certain amount of intelligents to realize that this is just as dull and uninspired as any boring EDM or generic pop song. Boring acoustic ballads are the scourge of the earth and this is youtube cover artist level quality!!! #07 Uhm,..... I still can't really imagine how exactly this song came into existence. It somehow managed to take Matchbox 20 and like, combine them with 21 pilots? I didn't know that was possible? And I don't know why anybody would do something that hurtful to me but well Owl City did it and got rid of all the goodwill he had with me for the CRJ collaboration. #06 Mmmmmmm yeahhhhh. I'm really not convinced. Not that I don't believe Bebe can be a bad bitch, her instagram live proves she can be, but am I supposed to believe she's calm and collected? This song is just an inauthentic LIE. Also like, the lyrics are something a 14 year old twink would write on an instagram post - not exactly great for a pop song. The non chorus "breakdown" is really nothing special actually its very very unspecial! Oh yay we also get edited high pitched vocals saying "bad bitch" out of rhythm!
ATRL Moderator madonnas Posted December 20, 2017 Author ATRL Moderator Posted December 20, 2017 #05 OH NO, boring sad girl indie pop is also something we are going to have to work on defeating next decade (its gonna last til 2019 at least). Let's be honest, this is really just a bad indie version of artists that are more easily hated on like ingrid michaelson and sara barellies. If you think you're above those two, you should be above Kacy too! Have consistency, please. #04 SOO, James Blake + Sam Smith = Khalid? Gross. GROSS!!!! I hate everything about this, the lazy "minimalist" instrumental or his contrived singing or him yet again trying to make a ****ing booty call seem deep and dramatic. SORRY you are no SZA, it ain't that deep! #03 This song just makes me extremely uncomfortable. It's like garbage cans in music form. And also he's a pedo. if this doesn't send shivers down your spine you aren't a good human being. #02 I miss Iggy. Her fast paced rapping gives me anxiety and she obviously isn't surrounding herself by people who love her because they let her release this.
bluth Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 omg poor bobby. listened to a little of that sigrid song and i have to agree is it bad - without wanting to sound like a "I MISS THE PARIS/LINDSAY/BRITNEY TRINITY DAYS" member of the army that i wish some of these new girls would have more fun! the logic song really helped promote something so important so i can't fault it for that but... yeah. very macklemore'd. strip that down deserves to be higher (/whichever way round it is). perfect at least it gave beysus a hit.
bluth Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 how do some of these indie pop girls get their BUDGETS 69 or whatever his name is is a visual shitpost.
ATRL Moderator madonnas Posted December 20, 2017 Author ATRL Moderator Posted December 20, 2017 And the worst... WORST. ABSOLUTE WORST PIECE OF **** RELEASED THIS YEAR IS... Spoiler *repeated flute melodies* *factory noises* *bjork enunciating every single ****ing syllable loudly* I guess that's what Bjork is doing now. I can't remember the last time I was so let down by an artist I love but this probably takes the cake for the decade. This is literally what the mad tv ****ing parodies of her in the 90s sounded like! She's let the hype of her as some avant garde artist take her to the extreme where she doesn't even have to try to write good songs anymore, she can just mumble over noises and call it a ****ing day. This is me officially unstanning! Bye! If you're gonna become the joke of the music industry I will not take part in it.
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