MattyTacos Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Hug said: The only AHS anything I've seen is Cult and if it's among the better seasons, I know to avoid the whole thing like the plague I guess. AHS' best seasons are honestly Coven, Asylum, & Hotel. Cult is 4th for me. Roanoke's first half is pretty strong & luckily enough it actually separates into 2 seasons, so I just count the first half. Murder House is good for a first season but it's definitely been topped by most of the series. Freakshow is just godawful. I'd recommend at least trying Asylum/Coven since they were the show's peak seasons. Edited October 22, 2017 by MattyTacos
ultraviolence.xx Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, mxtthewdelrey said: chronological order 1. uvie 2. aurora 3. hug 4. saintwest 5. matty 6. tsareena 7. the good sis mxtthewdelrey metacritic score (critic) 1. tsareena 2. hug 3. saintwest 4. the good sis mxtthewdelrey 5. aurora 6. uvie 7. matty metacritic score (user) 1. aurora 2. uvie 3. hug 4. tsareena 5. matty = saintwest 7. the good sis mxtthewdelrey whale that's all my hard work done for the night. time for a glass of wine 2/3 odds are good! #2 seems plausible for my positioning but i doubt aurora’s that low
SaintWest Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 19 minutes ago, MattyTacos said: SaintWest, sweetie I'm so sorry you were compared to freakshow, the worst ahs season ever my EXACT first thought. 1 hour ago, Jackson said: @SaintWest – Veins I like that you took the challenge and seemingly added an additional one by stripping down the structure of your song and eliminating a chorus. How personal and risky! I love songs that take a moment and make a story out of them, and you did a great job of that here. The last stanza was the best in my opinion, in that you provided another side of the story and turned the analytical components of the song to the narrator. It would have been cool to liken the whole fist/tango thing even more and talk about your own fists or something, but otherwise well done! ohwow.gif 19 minutes ago, ultraviolence.xx said: i stan mother! citrus stan my original entry this week!
Hug Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, MattyTacos said: AHS' best seasons are honestly Coven, Asylum, & Hotel. Cult is 4th for me. Roanoke's first half is pretty strong & luckily enough it actually separates into 2 seasons, so I just count the first half. Murder House is good for a first season but it's definitely been topped by most of the series. Freakshow is just godawful. I'd recommend at least trying Asylum/Coven since they were the show's peak seasons. Idk if it matters at all but I edited my post to explain why I don't like it. I can't imagine any other season has any of the problems I mentioned.
SaintWest Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 11 minutes ago, Hug said: The only AHS anything I've seen is Cult and if it's among the better seasons, I know to avoid the whole thing like the plague I guess. I suppose I should mention WHY I don't like it. Hide contents Every episode I watched felt like it was a tumblr fan-fiction power fantasy given a high budget TV series. for instance, when that one guy goes and grabs the woman (one of the lesbians?) by the ***** and so two of the girls kidnap him and then the edgy maniac guy tells him to cut his arm, when the woman who shot Andy Warhol was actually "revealed" to be the Zodiac Killer but she had her own cult of women and they were all the zodiac killer, or even when that maniac guy plots his own assassination attempt and then randomly gets Tweeted by Eric Trump like... . That, and every episode seems to have buzzwords thrown in there and I genuinely can't tell if it's trying to be serious or not (like when one girl goes "GET WOKE!" as if I wasn't supposed to laugh.) Also, the message of the whole series seems to be bluntly beat over your head, and we're told how we're supposed to think, feel, and act by characters in passing dialogue and it's groan-inducing. WE GET IT, TRUMP'S A BAD PRESIDENT. This is exactly why I stopped watching. It was so on the nose I was getting mad secondhand embarrassment. Murder House truly is an iconic season, it felt like a cinematic masterpiece. Everything from the storyline, to the acting, was truly amazing. My only other favorite was Coven, I thought the comedic, yet still horrific spin, on witchcraft/voodoo was great. Equally terrifying and thrilling, and Angela Bassett, Frances Conray and Kathy Bates are acting POWERHOUSES.
ceremonials Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, MattyTacos said: AHS' best seasons are honestly Coven, Asylum, & Hotel. Cult is 4th for me. Roanoke's first half is pretty strong & luckily enough it actually separates into 2 seasons, so I just count the first half. Murder House is good for a first season but it's definitely been topped by most of the series. Freakshow is just godawful. I'd recommend at least trying Asylum/Coven since they were the show's peak seasons. shes lying your honor
ceremonials Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 The only you season yoou need to watch is Asylum. Watch Murder House and Coven if you like it. If you don't, you're not going to like the rest.
MattyTacos Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Hug said: Idk if it matters at all but I edited my post to explain why I don't like it. I can't imagine any other season has any of the problems I mentioned. You are meant to laugh at all of these scenes. Ryan is mocking both sides; the democrats who sided with Hilary (Meadow, Harrison, Winter) & the republicans (Kai, Serena, etc.) including the SJWs (Ally, Winter, Ivy). The whole thing is basically a parody of everyone's reactions to the elections and the later episodes focus more on Kai's leadership/cult. It's supposed to be funny and scary, which I think it's doing a good job balancing. It's basically the 2nd half of Roanoke, done right.
SaintWest Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, MattyTacos said: You are meant to laugh at all of these scenes. Ryan is mocking both sides; the democrats who sided with Hilary (Meadow, Harrison, Winter) & the republicans (Kai, Serena, etc.) including the SJWs (Ally, Winter, Ivy). The whole thing is basically a parody of everyone's reactions to the elections and the later episodes focus more on Kai's leadership/cult. It's supposed to be funny and scary, which I think it's doing a good job balancing. It's basically the 2nd half of Roanoke, done right. I feel like this is exactly what Ryan THINKS he's doing.
ultraviolence.xx Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 14 minutes ago, SaintWest said: my EXACT first thought. ohwow.gif stan my original entry this week! yes and i still haven’t read your re-up
MattyTacos Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 (edited) 9 minutes ago, ceremonials said: Roanoke is so bad An embarassment My Roanoke Nightmare was good, but jesus, Return To Roanoke was awful. Turning it into a dragged out slasher flick, killing off the best characters early or giving them short screentime, the reasons the survivors return, the random forced comedy that fell flat outside Audrey. The only good thing that came out of RTR, was the finale. Edited October 22, 2017 by MattyTacos
ceremonials Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 omg this makes me scream everytime still though
mxtthewdelrey Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 37 minutes ago, mxtthewdelrey said: chronological order 1. uvie 2. aurora 3. hug 4. saintwest 5. matty 6. tsareena 7. the good sis mxtthewdelrey metacritic score (critic) 1. tsareena 2. hug 3. saintwest 4. the good sis mxtthewdelrey 5. aurora 6. uvie 7. matty metacritic score (user) 1. aurora 2. uvie 3. hug 4. tsareena 5. matty = saintwest 7. the good sis mxtthewdelrey whale that's all my hard work done for the night. time for a glass of wine hmmm i just skimmed through the reviews and i don't think any of these are right @ceremonials
ceremonials Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 1 minute ago, mxtthewdelrey said: hmmm i just skimmed through the reviews and i don't think any of these are right @ceremonials No but it’s somewhat close
Hug Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 I've been playing Digimon Links almost non-stop for 3 days send help
ceremonials Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Hug said: I've been playing Digimon Links almost non-stop for 3 days send help Do you have Legend Guilmon
Hug Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 Just now, ceremonials said: Do you have Legend Guilmon No :(
ultraviolence.xx Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, ceremonials said: No but it’s somewhat close which they’re all so different
ceremonials Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 Just now, ultraviolence.xx said: which they’re all so different ?
Hug Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 I think we're supposed to know which of the seasons cere likes best, so whoever Raonoke or w/e is must be last!
ultraviolence.xx Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, ceremonials said: ? rank the seasons
ceremonials Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 Asylum > Murder House > Coven > Hotel > Freak Show = Roanoke Ive only seen the first episode of cult.
SaintWest Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 guys, i'm not usually a sap for the emotional reality show auditions, but oh wow....
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