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? 'Eggplant Emoji' movie coming to Netflix

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Jake Szymanski has firmed up a deal to direct 'The Eggplant Emoji' for Netflix. A release date has not yet been revealed.

 

Netflix beat out five other companies to land the project.

 

The plot is throbbing with comedic potential: When a teenager accidentally cuts off his penis during a camping trip, he and his friends rush to save the appendage before it's too late. The intent is to make a comedy in the vein of Superbad.

 

The new film comes on the heels of The Emoji Movie, a theatre-bound full-length animation due later this month (July 28).

 

Gentlemen Lobsters' Kevin Burrows and Matt Mider wrote the script for the ballsy project, which has Ben Stiller, Ross Dinerstein and Nicky Weinstock producing. Workaholics' Blake Anderson, Adam Devine, Anders Holm and Kyle Newacheck are also producing. Szymanski made his feature debut with last year's Zac Efron comedy Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, but established his comedy credits with numerous Funny or Die and Saturday Night Live shorts.

Hollywood Reporter

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fanboyn8

um no one asked for this

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liberalmusiclover

Sounds stupid, like most genital movies (excluding Teeth). 

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Smarticle

Not Netflix running to snatch it :deadbanana:

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DancingShoes

This is such teenage boy humor like:skull:

 

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YungRapunxeI

Shawn

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Coolada

Sound terrible. Netflix needs to get its **** together. 

 

14 minutes ago, liberalmusiclover said:

Sounds stupid, like most genital movies (excluding Teeth). 

Yaasss, Teeth is fantastic. 

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Leppie

:ahh:

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eaucitronnée

it's like a seth rogen movie without seth rogen

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ArianadelRey

How do you "accidentally cut your penis off"? Like...are you THAT dumb or you have a really small penis and confuse it with pubic hair?:deadbanana2:

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genetic fail

This actually sounds hilarious :ahh:

Forgive me I have the humour of straight guys

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Blue Rose

Here for it. Sausage Party, her wig is not safe :ahh: 

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Blue Rose
2 minutes ago, ArianadelRey said:

How do you "accidentally cut your penis off"? Like...are you THAT dumb or you have a really small penis and confuse it with pubic hair?:deadbanana2:

Or maybe he didn't cut it himself, could be from a fall, or a sharp object flying around, etc... the possibilities are endless :rip: 

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Weed

Mess :skull:

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Scandalous

ok but it better actually show the actors' real "eggplants"

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ceremonials

bitch im here for it

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dussymob

I thought this was a spam thread :rip:

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Dera
8 minutes ago, Superpower said:

Or maybe he didn't cut it himself, could be from a fall, or a sharp object flying around, etc... the possibilities are endless :rip: 

:skull:

 

 

I thought this was gonna be a documentary on teenage hookup culture based on the title :priceless:  

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Bacratto

and Sense8 being canceled... Fml

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Jaye

Didn't a movie where a guy lost his genitals already happen with the love interest from Burlesque? Girl keep it. 

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Speezy
23 minutes ago, Superpower said:

Here for it. Sausage Party, her wig is not safe :ahh: 

That movie was a mess :ahh: 

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Sinister

This should be good

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NEUTRON

This is going to be hit or miss. No in between whatsoever.

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Hey Gurl Hey

sounds a mess and not in a good way :zzz:

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