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I couldn't bring myself to delete Cool (or bubble pop electric :katie2:) but no more streams on the rest of your music from me Miss Stefani 

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idc. Anything for Godwen. Lemme pray

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What if she is just afraid of being alone and Blake is actually a terrible husband and she feels like she has to become this MAGA lite country girl to belong anymore? Her own fans have completely rejected her music and she keeps saying how happy she is but sometimes when people feel the need to keep saying how good their life or relationships are, maybe they're trying to convince themselves as much as others. 
 

Look idk but I would never have expected her to be here. She was so much more independent and confident in herself back during the No Doubt, LAMB and TSE eras both as an artist and as a person. It's hard to see this now. It just feels like she stuck in some MAGA southern hellscape to me but that just might be my own bias talking. 

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7 minutes ago, Slap said:

What if she is just afraid of being alone and Blake is actually a terrible husband and she feels like she has to become this MAGA lite country girl to belong anymore? Her own fans have completely rejected her music and she keeps saying how happy she is but sometimes when people feel the need to keep saying how good their life or relationships are, maybe they're trying to convince themselves as much as others. 
 

Look idk but I would never have expected her to be here. She was so much more independent and confident in herself back during the No Doubt, LAMB and TSE eras both as an artist and as a person. It's hard to see this now. It just feels like she stuck in some MAGA southern hellscape to me but that just might be my own bias talking. 

Nahh shes making more bank than ever without half the work...

Selling church stuff, middle america is where the coins are

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43 minutes ago, Slap said:

What if she is just afraid of being alone and Blake is actually a terrible husband and she feels like she has to become this MAGA lite country girl to belong anymore? Her own fans have completely rejected her music and she keeps saying how happy she is but sometimes when people feel the need to keep saying how good their life or relationships are, maybe they're trying to convince themselves as much as others. 
 

Look idk but I would never have expected her to be here. She was so much more independent and confident in herself back during the No Doubt, LAMB and TSE eras both as an artist and as a person. It's hard to see this now. It just feels like she stuck in some MAGA southern hellscape to me but that just might be my own bias talking. 

Nahh shes making more bank than ever without half the work...

Selling church stuff, middle america is where the coins 

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Her relationship with Blake is so lopsided. I'm not blaming him, but he has so much sway over her thinking and it's resulted in this drastic change in her persona and artistry. Meanwhile he's basically the same.

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adam levine you WILL be dealt with. gwen asked for hits, instead you lead her down a path to a mega flop era and whatever this... is 

 

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and YOU Blake Shelton, you're going to HELL no matter how many prayer apps you download :heart: 

 

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Was Carrie underwood not available to promote this app?

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Thinking about her No Doubt days or even her first studio album like…what happened  :rip:

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Religious after flop! :fan:

 

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A reunion tour with No Doubt would have been better. :cm:

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watching gwen absolutely obliterate her pop-culture credit is soooo bizzare.

she could keep the god stuff quiet. she could write about stuff that isn't blake...or country.

 

it's absolutely wild to see this and then remember she performed at coachella with no doubt this year and was incredible at it. can we just get fake gwen? i'm ok with gwen being a secret jesus-loving republican if we just got the shtick we know she can turn on when it's time.

 

what a disappointment beyond measure.

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On 12/7/2024 at 9:19 AM, AlbumOfTheYear said:

She's never had her own identity, poor girl

it strikes me that gwen stefani, albeit the beauty, riches, and success, is deeply insecure.
the preoccupation with being loved, the constant reconstruction on her face to look 25, the way she speaks about how "God" gave her the songs (what happened to owning your craft?)... I don't think people know who Gwen Stefani is anymore, and I don't think Gwen knows who she is either.

Very sad for her.

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This is the prayer that makes us wind up


When this prayer comes on the Christians all line up

 

And the Devil wants to look but no he can't touch 

 

And the atheists want to know why prayer works for us 

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How'd I get so faithful to my freedom?
A selfish kind of life
When all I ever wanted was the simple things
A simple kind of life

 

This is what she's always wanted. But I thought she'd still keep her public persona instead of shift into a Kardashian'd Stepford wife. It sucks too because she's one of the most influential artists in modern music and gets no flowers for it. Maybe some prayer can fix that.

 

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She's lost all of her identity after getting married to Blake and it's sad

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Did Blake Shelton brainwash this woman? :rip: 

 

She use to be such a cool popstar literally since No Doubt, what happened to my girl.

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Religion is such a cult. She seems completely brainwashed.

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On 12/7/2024 at 4:37 PM, Frozen99 said:

i bet she votes republican.

I think this too.

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Those nails :deadbanana4:

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12 hours ago, JustHoran said:

Did Blake Shelton brainwash this woman? :rip: 

 

She use to be such a cool popstar literally since No Doubt, what happened to my girl.

Her third album sucked when Blake was nowhere.

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I guess the Hollaback Girl money has run out

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On 12/7/2024 at 5:56 PM, Slap said:

What if she is just afraid of being alone and Blake is actually a terrible husband and she feels like she has to become this MAGA lite country girl to belong anymore? Her own fans have completely rejected her music and she keeps saying how happy she is but sometimes when people feel the need to keep saying how good their life or relationships are, maybe they're trying to convince themselves as much as others. 
 

Look idk but I would never have expected her to be here. She was so much more independent and confident in herself back during the No Doubt, LAMB and TSE eras both as an artist and as a person. It's hard to see this now. It just feels like she stuck in some MAGA southern hellscape to me but that just might be my own bias talking. 

She commented on someone saying they didn't like her new music the other day (which is understandable, though the album wasn't terrible). She said "thanks for giving it a shot" and I was just kinda like "damn, we really lost mother :jonny: "

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3 hours ago, prézli said:

Her third album sucked when Blake was nowhere.

Her third album pales in comparison to the first two, but it's not nearly as bad as Boquet. Boquet is easily her worst album :deadbanana4:

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