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Who would be the Oscar de La Rentas and Hermes of the world, who would be the Zara's, Sheins and Primarks, and who would be in the clearance bins?

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Katy Perry is Shein

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Gaga Zara 

Britney Versace

Chappell Vivienne Westwood

Taylor Chanel

Beyoncé Balenciaga

Charli Tom Ford 

Katy Dior

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8 minutes ago, shyboi said:

Gaga Zara 

Britney Versace

Chappell Vivienne Westwood

Taylor Chanel

Beyoncé Balenciaga

Charli Tom Ford 

Katy Dior

Girl… I need you to explain some of these.

 

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Shakira Dollar Tree (But pay in cash only)

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4 minutes ago, Peroxide said:

Girl… I need you to explain some of these.

 

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Christina Aguilera - Temu 

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Jessica Simpson Wet Seal

Avrue21 Lavigne

Britney Sears

Katy Sperry 

Ava TJMaxx

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Chappell Roan  – Etsy: Handmade, queer, and one-of-a-kind. She's DIY but with a sprinkle of glitter and a whole lot of campy fun.

 

Katy Perry – Claire's: Used to be the go-to for all the girlies, but now it's giving dated mall nostalgia. Sure, you'll still bop in for a glittery accessory, but you wouldn't be caught dead telling people you actually shop there.

 

Nicki Minaj – Fashion Nova: Loud, sexy, and constantly trying to convince you she's still running the game. It's serving "didn't need that collab" energy, and the returns policy might have drama attached.

 

Lady Gaga – Alexander McQueen: Avant-garde, theatrical, and sometimes you don't get it until two years later. She's walking in armadillo heels while everyone else is in Crocs.

 

Taylor Swift – Chanel: Classic, timeless, but with a slight rebrand every era. She's country-tweeds turned city-girl pearls, but she's always selling that exclusivity with the subtle flex.

 

Charli XCX – Y/Project: Experimental, niche, and futuristic. You either love it, or you're staring blankly, wondering if it's even wearable.

 

Ariana Grande – Aritzia: Sleek, minimal, and very "mainstream girlie." Oversized hoodies and thigh-high boots are staples, and everything feels soft but just unattainably luxurious.

 

Lana Del Rey – Gucci (Alessandro Michele era): Decadent, vintage, and full of melancholia. If there isn't a reference to an old Hollywood starlet or a cemetery, is it even Lana?

 

Dua Lipa – Versace: Sexy, chic, and unapologetically confident. She's serving leg, sparkle, and a 90s supermodel strut every time.

 

Sabrina Carpenter – Reformation: The good girl with a hint of scandal. Eco-conscious florals but always with a "she's dating WHO?" twist.

 

Rihanna – Fenty (obviously): Innovator and disruptor. Why wear someone else's brand when you are the brand? A mogul move.

 

Beyoncé – Balmain: Regal, commanding, and built for the stage. Every piece looks like it's meant to slay a stadium, not the sidewalk.

 

Billie Eilish – Rick Owens: Oversized, brooding, and edgy. It's giving anti-fashion, but at prices that only the rich can afford.

 

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Katy - Hermes

Taylor - Temu

Rihanna - Dior/Puma

Aguilera - Louis Vuitton

Billie Eilish - Gucci

Ayra Starr/Ava Max - Chanel

Miley Cyrus - D&G

Demi - Balenciaga

Selena - Adidas

Gaga - Clearance Bin

 

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Jennie - Chanel

Jisoo - Dior

Rosé - YSL

Lisa - LV

 

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Most of our faves are sold at Macys. Even/especially the biggest and most successful. If anyone is Hermes (or any of the main fashion houses), it's someone like Jay Z with his $75 blunts and $2k books :suburban:

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Rita is primark (but actually)

 

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Katy is Claire's

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ik someone whos def walmart clearance rack. :lmao:

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Charli: SHEIN/ TEMU

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Beyonce…. Alaia, Thierry Mugler or John Galliano's Dior, larger than life and delivers quality and exclusivity. 

 

Rihanna…. Balenciaga, quite appropriate that it was really hot in its earlier years with Nicholas Ghesquiere, fast forward later and still there yet not as exciting and somewhat stale. 
 

Madonna - Jean Paul Gaultier

 

Ariana Grande…. Miu Miu

 

Lady Gaga…. DSquared, used to be hip and trendy, had some highs but really a fad and still trying some of the same things from 15 years ago so dated. 

 

Taylor…. Oscar De La Renta or Carolina Herrera, American, basic, somewhat classic and stuffy but sells ok and had a bit of a renaissance lately. 
 

Adele… Prada

 

Sabrina…. Micheal Kors or Bluemarine

 

Dua… Versace 

 

Chappell… Harris Reed, new, somewhat extravagant

 

Katy… Jeremy Scott's Moschino 

 

Christina - Roberto Cavalli 

 

Britney Spears - Macys 

 

Kylie - Tom Ford 

 

Charli - Vetements 

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Gaga is Zara, Katy is Newyorker, and Billie is Channel. 

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-Gaga = Thierry Mugler

-Nicki = Balenciaga

-Ariana = Vivienne Westwood

-Selena = H&M

-Rihanna = Gianni Versace

-JLo = Donnatella Versace 

-Beyoncé = Chanel (Karl Lagerfeld)

-Adele = Dior

-Taylor = Halsten

-Megan Thee Stallion = Baby Phat

-Sabrina = Todd Oldham

 

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Tate is cartier and Hermès.

Dua is Hugo Boss.

Ava is Banana republic factory. 
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I exclusively shop at Winners so I don't know brands

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6 hours ago, shyboi said:

Gaga Zara 

Britney Versace

Chappell Vivienne Westwood

Taylor Chanel

Beyoncé Balenciaga

Charli Tom Ford 

Katy Dior

Gaga - Alexander McQueen 

Dua Lipa - Versace

Taylor - Chanel

Beyonce - Balenciaga or House of Dereon 

Rita Ora - Primark

Charli - Vivenne Westwood 

Katy - Moschino

Ariana - Bottega Venetta 

Rihanna - Fenty or Gucci

Madonna - D&G

Lana - Oscar De La Renta 

Billie - Rick Owens 

 

Justin - Supreme

Shawn - Saint Laurent

Harry - Tom Ford 

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2 hours ago, LegaMyth said:

-Gaga = Thierry Mugler

-Nicki = Balenciaga

-Ariana = Vivienne Westwood

-Selena = H&M

-Rihanna = Gianni Versace

-JLo = Donnatella Versace 

-Beyoncé = Chanel (Karl Lagerfeld)

-Adele = Dior

-Taylor = Halsten

-Megan Thee Stallion = Baby Phat

-Sabrina = Todd Oldham

 

Dua? 

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5 minutes ago, BadHabits said:

Dua? 

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