You see this in your toilet what's your next move?

[Ricardo1993]

 

 

[Dragonfly]

Omg, a new pet

[Devin]

continue to take a sh*t.

[JO1s]

Omg hi Lady Gaga!

[Katamari]

Move out 

 

it's their house now 

[Pikachoo]

eat it? I went to Joanne Trattoria for a reason

 

[Reginald]

9 minutes ago, Ricardo1993 said:

what's your next move?

Somewhere very, very far away  I have never seen a rodent that big in person, and hope it stays that way! 

[NewStanner]

A rat? Not this Elon Musk jumpscare

 

[uusagii]

Resume snorting a fat line of ketamine on my Martha Stewart dinner tray

[Alaska.]

Pray it can hit my prostate

[Katamari]

But seriously

 

If this ever happens you  close the lid flush it down and hope it never comes back  
 

Dish soap helps remove the oils from its skin that keep it afloat to make it drown

 

cleaning your toilet regularly however also helps as the chemicals will dissuade a rat from crawling into your toilet but we know some of y'all don't do that so whatever  

[Mariya Takeuchi]

I would leave Richard Gere's house right away 

[toast]

Flush 

[Gelato]

first i tape the toilet lid shut, then i barricade the door, then i call pest control or a plumber or whoever can make sure it never happens again

[Illuminati]

Tell her that Shawn Mendes isn't here

[gatito]

kindly remind them they got the wrong adress and tell them to head to 70 W 68th St, New York, NY 10023, United States instead

Edited December 2 by gatito

[єѕℓαм]

Pour acid/rat poison and flush it 

[Smarticle]

Report it to the New York Food Inspection saying it was at Joanne Trattoria

[Revolution]

I would rescue him, lock him up in a humane mouse trap and then free him to the wild.

[EtherealCat]

sell the house

[x æ a-xii]

flush it asap

[Mocha]

this literally happened to my friend on of those french toilettes while he was on holiday, he was so unbothered 

[Jimmey]

I'm having my bu*sy eaten

[alp]

playing wap to scare her

[Dolce Vita]

2 hours ago, Alaska. said:

Pray it can hit my prostate

girl