Your age is 70 minus the number of artists you recognise playing at Coachella 2025

[Fitzswiftie]

10

 

(15 years younger than my actual age)

[brazil]

52 

 

[Bael]

I'm sixty fkn two. 

[Prisoner]

58

 

[Suilen]

30 if I pretend that SPEED is the Japanese girl group.

[Illyboy]

If I define "recognize" as "I've heard their name before/know who they are even if I haven't listened" I'd be 44

[XAMJ]

I would be 30

[UseYourIllusion2002]

45

[BTS]

50

[Burn]

40

[Sunderland 4ever]

33, so two years close to my current age.

[Mean Trees]

43. Some 00s/early 2010s P4Kcore artists there. 

[MatiRod]

I'm 26

 

Also slay at the Beaches being there, Canadian representation! 

[Arrows]

45

[unclefloprry]

47 

 

[ithinkheknowsoutsold]

29, my informed serve.

[Chemist]

23

[popmusicisdead]

34. literally don't recognize anyone in the smallest font apart from Muni Long and Yo Gabba Gabba 

[despy]

26 

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[Daddy]

I would be like 0 cause that's easy.

[gagacasanova]

[ADMKHN]

According to this calculation, I haven't been born yet. 

[jacklovesyou1]

42

[helpthomas]

19 

[PaloSanto]

56