Have you ever left your typewriter at someone's apartment?

[Jacobdaniel]

yes, i was halfway home when i realized and had to turn my horse-drawn carriage around to go back and get it! It derailed my whole day! I was supposed to go home and churn butter but it was too late

[narid]

You go around s*cking d*ick carrying a typewriter with you?   That's one I never heard before.

[kataraqueen]

 

anyway, doesn't google just keep records of your recently searched for addresses? 

[stjosephprey4us]

Yes, thank you for asking 

[Revolution]

i am always careful with my things so no

[loveisdead9582]

Who the **** uses a typewriter anymore? Or brings it with them… anywhere??? Much less leaves it at a tricks house? It's a sign from above.

[NoOneDiesFromLove]

Now you know what you have to do…

 

 

yougottagethimback

 

 

[Smarticle]

4 hours ago, IBeMe said:

 How will u feel comfortable with nut in u and sweaty sheets

Ur not supposed to leave it in?

 

[IBeMe]

36 minutes ago, Smarticle said:

Ur not supposed to leave it in?

 

only if he keeps the D in there too all night long as some kind of natural plug. Otherwise, no babe. It'll be leaking all night long and when u wake up he'll think you peed yourself or something  

[Alldeezy]

Dude we don't live in the 1800s 

[P.O.P]

Omg that got me thinking, what was stan wars like in the olden days? Angry gays running through their fingers on their typewriter

[Bitter Aging Twink]

40 minutes ago, P.O.P said:

Omg that got me thinking, what was stan wars like in the olden days? Angry gays running through their fingers on their typewriter

I can tell you, because I was there.  During those days, there were a myriad of ways in which gays participated in stan culture.  Growing up, I and many of my fellow bottom friends in my neighbourhood stanned Maude Fealy, a silent film actress who served Lana Del Rey before Lana Del Rey even existed.  She was like the equivalent of Madonna in the 80s or the Beyoncé/Taylor Swift of today, to give you youngins some reference.  Anyway, since homosexuality was illegal at the time, we had to get clever with the ways we communicated our gayness to one another.  Typically we would wear coloured handkerchiefs around our necks or we would sport mismatching socks, as these were fairly innocuous cues that allowed us to remain undetected.  When the silent film era came into full force during the early 1900s, the gays were completely gagged by some of the female stars, and, in typical gay fashion, we couldn't help ourselves from comparing the women we did and did not like (similar to stan wars of today).  The way that we did so was either by typing nasty letters to each other (in which we dragged each others' faves) using our typewriters, or by holding underground parties in secure, subterranean spaces that were difficult, if not impossible, for the police to penetrate.  During these parties, we would dress up in drag and imitate some of our favorite silent filmstars.  Some of the gays would get really nasty when dragging each others' faves, but overall it was a much classier affair than what you would see in a similar environment today.  There was no foul language, no nudity, and no explicit allusions to sexuality.  It was simply a group of young gay men who were exploring the boundaries of gender in a safe, affirming environment.  Ah, those were the days.  Now, pardon me as I pop in my dentures.

[punisher]

girl you're not dylan thomas, and he's NOT patti smith. there is no way you're getting it back