Have you ever left your typewriter at someone's apartment?

[Bitter Aging Twink]

I hooked up with this guy last night.  I was planning to leave when it was over, but the séx was so amazing that we both ended up falling asleep afterwards.  In the morning, I woke up before him, swiftly grabbed my things and left.  But as I was making my way to work, I realized I'd accidentally forgotten one important item: my typewriter.  As anyone in this situation would do, I decided to message the Grindr guy to see if I could come back over to his place to pick it up, but he blocked me!  I don't remember his address anymore, as our chat's been deleted, and I don't remember exactly where his apartment was, cuz it was late at night and I wasn't really paying attention.  What should I do, girls? How can I get my typewriter back? And have any of you been through something similar (i.e: accidentally leaving your typewriter or another important item at someone else's apartment?)

[ultraviolence.xx]

who uses typewriters anyway?

[Virgos Groove]

No, I don't live in 1960.

[M-P-B]

No, I don't live in a Taylor Swift song.

[IBeMe]

Not the icon Bitter Agong Twink at it again

i love your threads sis 

anyways, I always wondered about the ppl who sleep directly after sex…aren't u guys probably a little smelly? Always freshen up or shower and then cuddle and sleep imo. How will u feel comfortable with nut in u and sweaty sheets

[Maxxxine]

Yeah  but I kind of ghosted him and now it's too awkward to reach out and get my typewriter back. 

[Hollywood.]

Happened to me all the time back in the 90s. I'm afraid you'll just have to live with the loss. 

[Reginald]

No, I do own two typewriters, though

[Gelato]

[Daddy]

Are those Taylor Swift lyrics? 

 

 

[Filthy Pop]

No, I'm not in self-sabotage mode

[ImpressMeMuch]

the lyricism just flows right off the tongue, seamless, beautiful...

[amamoy]

How do you even carry a typewriter on you, the thing's heavy

[Smarticle]

Why did you bring one in the first place 

 

[OnikaSlays]

Make a new account and catfish him, then block him once he sends his address. Give it a couple days and then show up to his door asking for your **** back.

 

[tost1]

As long as you didn't forget your dentures all is good

[Illuminati]

Did you snore or forgot to douche? Did you go through his kitchen cabinets and eat precisely seven pieces of his chocolate?

 

Why did he block you after letting you sleep at his apartment

 

[Scandalous]

did you talk about how charlie puth should be a bigger artist before or after?

[Loca]

Yes happens to me all the time. I bought seven typewriters this year

[Bitter Aging Twink]

17 minutes ago, Scandalous said:

did you talk about how charlie puth should be a bigger artist before or after?

During

 

 

[JO1s]

Yes I had to run back and get the atrl threads I printed off too.

[Pinocchiho]

1 hour ago, Bitter Aging Twink said:

the séx was so amazing

1 hour ago, Bitter Aging Twink said:

but he blocked me! 

Something's not addin' up 

[Dolce Vita]

now why would you bring such ancient heavy equipment with you to a hookup chile  

 

[John Slayne]

1 hour ago, IBeMe said:

Not the icon Bitter Agong Twink at it again

i love your threads sis 

anyways, I always wondered about the ppl who sleep directly after sex…aren't u guys probably a little smelly? Always freshen up or shower and then cuddle and sleep imo. How will u feel comfortable with nut in u and sweaty sheets

i wonder about this too... surely they must brush their teeth from the d breath!! 

[IBeMe]

Just now, John Slayne said:

i wonder about this too... surely they must brush their teeth from the d breath!! 

A part of me wonders if they...enjoy those smells