Inventor of pop, Carly Rae Jepsen, turns 39! + a list of artists she's better than

[Badgalbriel]

39?????? I thought she was 20 something. 

[skeeyee]

1 hour ago, Bitter Aging Twink said:

Katy Perry - $1.43

Taylor Swift - The Toilet Paper Department

Lady GaGa - Hurl N Shít

Chappell Roan - The Rise and Fall of a Mediocre Penís

Kylie Minogue - Ten-shíts 2

Nelly Furtado - $0.07

Exactlyyyyy

 

[HASHTAGPOW]

[Infernal Paradise]

What's wrong with the Raecists lately (and I'm not talking about the Addison fans)

 

[Bitter Aging Twink]

19 minutes ago, HASHTAGPOW said:

Thank you for this!!  I just edited the OP with your contribution 

[indiroc]

Happy birthday to the best songwriter of our generation! 

[Iceland]

HB miss Jepsen!

But she's still looking 19,it seems  making good music keeps you young

[LOTF]

2 hours ago, Bitter Aging Twink said:

 

Today is our mother Carly Rae Jepsen's 39th birthday and I think we need to take a moment to honor the current pioneer of pop.   Not only did Carly Rae invent pop music in 2012 when she released her worldwide smash "Call Me Maybe," which is the best-selling single of the early 2010s, but she has continued to release smash after smash ever since then, all while spoiling her fans with B-sides and unreleased demos in between projects.  Carly's sound has evolved a lot over the years, and her latest album, The Loveliest Time, contains musical influences as far and wide as 90s R&B, psychedelia, rock, big band ensembles, and hyperpop.

 

The only thing that bothers me about Carly's career is how people would rather listen to wack trash from other current pop "stars" instead of Carly's avant-garde brand of pop, which is so superior to her peers, it's almost comical.  Carly's discography is absolutely flawless and if you haven't gotten into it yet, I pity you.  Your life must really suck and be devoid of any joy. 

 

Anyway, here is a list of albums that are far worse than Carly's latest masterpiece, The Loveliest Time:

 

Dua Lipa - Radical Feminism

Katy Perry - $1.43

Taylor Swift - The Toilet Paper Department

Lady GaGa - Hurl N Shít

Chappell Roan - The Rise and Fall of a Mediocre Penís

Kylie Minogue - Ten-shíts 2

Nelly Furtado - $0.07

 

If you are unfortunate enough to be unfamiliar with Carly's music and you're curious about what it feels like to have clear skin, please check out the following highlight tracks from her latest LP:

 

 

 

 

 

Post of the year tbh

[NoOneDiesFromLove]

Girl 

[Shimenawa]

The one hit wonder with an annoying childish voice? 😂 What a brave thread for the Call Me Maybe songstress

[ImpressMeMuch]

not too much on bitter aging twink now everyone 

 

she's got a point

 

 

[PopKills]

I like miss Carly but yeah no 

[Ewan Chaos]

Well you spilled that The Loveliest Time, and lowkey all of her albums, are quite a big amount better than the albums you listed!

[Mephisto]

Say it louder for those in the back! Of course someone who made the masterpieces such as Bad Thing Twice and Anxious deserves all the praise! 

 

 

Spoiler

Also the amount of atrlers who can't take a joke is staggering 

 

[sciencemagic]

best pop song of the 2000s: Cool by Gwen Stefani 

best pong song of the 2010s: This Kiss by CRJ 

 

did I lie? 

[ithinkheknowsoutsold]

2 hours ago, sciencemagic said:

best pop song of the 2000s: Cool by Gwen Stefani 

best pong song of the 2010s: This Kiss by CRJ 

 

did I lie? 

Best pop song of the 2020s: Talking To Yourself by CRJ

[$ebert]

Where are you getting your confidence? Stanning her while you shade artists like Chappel Roan is just hilarious 

 

Anyways, happy birthday to her.

[IBeMe]

@penguintim come collect ya girl sis 

[OrbitNumber1]

I saw no lies.

[Prisoner]

Truth. Emotion is still pop bible

[MusicLoverDude]

Jesus Christ. Carly herself would not be this mean towards other singers like this. Touch some grass.

 

Happy Birthday Carly regardless though!

[BrokenMachine]

So how many WPs did OP get already ?

[BrokenMachine]

15 hours ago, Bitter Aging Twink said:

Dua Lipa - Radical Feminism

Katy Perry - $1.43

Taylor Swift - The Toilet Paper Department

Lady GaGa - Hurl N Shít

Chappell Roan - The Rise and Fall of a Mediocre Penís

Kylie Minogue - Ten-shíts 2

Nelly Furtado - $0.07

The way I'm screaming at such simple jokes. Gosh, I have no salvation 

[bliaz]

Not people being offended by this thread 

[BrokenMachine]

15 hours ago, JO1s said:

Do some of y'all want atrl to dislike your favs?

Her stans have been too brave lately. One user compared Carly's songs with Gaga discography