After getting kicked out of Hollywood, Ellen flees US and moves to the Cotswolds

[Totami Legend]

6 hours ago, popmusicisdead said:

can she flee Earth next?

 

this iconic uncalled and heavy read will always be funny

[JoeAg]

good for f*cking her. bye overrated, annoying voiced byotch!

[Cheers]

6 hours ago, shimind said:

There's a popular saying. When the ship starts sinking, the rats are the first one to flee. They are those rats. Instead of staying and fighting back for the rights of the community these losers literally ran away so fast. 

Hmm idk about that. Someone could say the same about the influx of immigrants and refugees. Slippery slope. 

[GraceRandolph]

7 minutes ago, Totami Legend said:

this iconic uncalled and heavy read will always be funny

Hedda went IN on Ellen even harder here.

[makeme]

I wish I was rich enough to move to Europe. Literally my dream I hate America. 

[Daddy]

Cotswold is a crazy name

[shimind]

2 hours ago, Cheers said:

Hmm idk about that. Someone could say the same about the influx of immigrants and refugees. Slippery slope. 

Those refugees are leaving because they don't have any option. Either die or live a miserable slave life in usa. They have one option and they choose the latter. 

[Hobbes]

1 hour ago, Daddy said:

Cotswold is a crazy name

https://www.countryfile.com/go-outdoors/britains-rudest-place-names

[Vermouth]

3 hours ago, Miley Cyrus said:

UK is more racist so she'll fit right in

 

Than the USA?

 

Care to back that up?

[Miley Cyrus]

17 minutes ago, Vermouth said:

Than the USA?

 

Care to back that up?

Mind you they were rioting for days under false pretence that a Muslim immigrant killed 3 young girls at a Taylor swift dance event. A fake story that emerged and spread on social media after the reporting of the incident.
 

It came out that the perpetrator was a native born British citizen. Ellen will blend in well with the likes of Nigel farage, Tommy Robinson and Douglas Murray!

 

 

Edited 1 hour ago by Miley Cyrus

[Movimento Perpétuo]

7 hours ago, midnightdawn said:

Maybe Trump winning was a good thing after all

[smartalek22]

9 hours ago, XtinaStripped said:

Imagine living there, and randomly running into Ellen DeGeneres in Tesco looking at the discounted meat section.

U got me cracking up in the campus library with this 1 

[Iceland]

can she flee to Hell next?

[Vermouth]

45 minutes ago, Miley Cyrus said:

Mind you they were rioting for days under false pretence that a Muslim immigrant killed 3 young girls at a Taylor swift dance event. A fake story that emerged and spread on social media after the reporting of the incident.
 

It came out that the perpetrator was a native born British citizen. Ellen will blend in well with the likes of Nigel farage, Tommy Robinson and Douglas Murray!

 

 

Well it's far from perfect and lots more to do etc but we've just had a Hindu Prime Minister for just under two years, and the leader of the main opposition Conservative Party is a black woman who grew up in Nigeria and beat a white man from the English Midlands in a vote amongst party members to get the job.  That's the Conservative Party, not some far left fringe group.

 

So not all bad is it?  How's the US doing? Republicans going to have a black woman running in 2028 are they?

[AlbumOfTheYear]

You guys can keep her, idgaf either way

[Bethenny Frankel]

have fun with her uk besties