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Shawn Mendes: Germans are funniest people in the world


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Did the Heart of Gold Sängerin spill?

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da hat er Unrecht. Dein Schrank ist lustiger!!

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me when i lie

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I would like for him to elaborate and provide examples

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Me: Germans are so boring.

Shawn Mendes: I love Germans.

Me:

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As someone from Germany. I have to disagree...

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Germans don't deserve the reputation they have around the world. They aren't cold and strict, they tend to be romantic souls. I relate to their Sehnsucht! :whistle2:

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Every other nation in the world is funnier. Literally.

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Me after getting some juicy uncut German dick

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German men have a renowned reputation for their...
 

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bread :gaygacat3:

 

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Scheibe

:suburban:

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Leave us alone, get a job

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Would the 'my mom doesn't call me Shawn Mendes' intellectual lie 

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he is ready for Brat-wurst autumn

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No truth detected  :suburban:

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Lying about sexuality :fan:

 

and now :ghostface:

 

Lying about humor :deadbanana2:

 

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okay Pinocchio :clap3:

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I wonder if he knows the difference between der die das better than them, they and they're

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oh that one remaining braincell seems to not be firing anymore also :suburban:

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2 hours ago, KillingYourCareer said:

Germans don't deserve the reputation they have around the world. They aren't cold and strict, they tend to be romantic souls. I relate to their Sehnsucht! :whistle2:

The lies. Aas someone who lives here and has had quite of sample of german men, I can tell you they are as cold and averse to touch/kissing like the stereotype. A romantic german is basically a myth. :suburban:

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germany is great at lots of things but comedy isn't one of them i'm afraid :suburban:

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just saying anything to get d!ck i guess :suburban:

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He might be first person to say that. Ever.

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… I mean, I'm about 40% German. Does that work Shawn?

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I agree, I think. 

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