news Muslim man to be deported from the UK for not being "gay enough"

[xxxlamb]

12 hours ago, TouchinFree said:

Story of my ******* life. Whenever i encountered a gay ( at an event) they clutched their pearls and asked "Why a straight is here" like ma'am its not my fault that i was born in the land of sand with a chest hair and beard that would literally grow the NEXT day if i shaved. And the only time my voice pitch goes soft is when im having my soul sucked out my.......

 

Or " You dont look the type" ma'am i was just rimming a fat ass 10 minutes ago. Should i record for reference? And the only time i went to a gay club in Melbourne i was asked to prove i was gay. I told the security guard to bend over and he said that sounded straight. I had to leave because everyone at the club would come up and ask " are you  lost , there's different types of "girls" here and guys offering bjs to a "straight" ". 

 

"You're not bubbly enough to be gay" like ma'am im just dead inside. "Why do you keep your beard so thick and masc" ma'am this is permenant from the day i turned 10. "Why are you pretending to be straight" ma'am if you dont stfu. 

 

this is me too lol

 

we're probably both flamming

Edited October 25 by xxxlamb

[RunUpDoneUp]

SCREECHING.

 

The immigration system is really like watching a headless chicken dance.

[no_better]

15 hours ago, John Slayne said:

unfortunately this happens a lot in the UK, i've read about people literally filming themselves having gay sex just to prove they are really gay

 

it's dehumanising 

What in the insanity

[Illyboy]

On 10/24/2024 at 7:51 PM, John Slayne said:

unfortunately this happens a lot in the UK, i've read about people literally filming themselves having gay sex just to prove they are really gay

 

it's dehumanising 

when I heard that kind of proof wasn't required anymore to avoid being enlisted in Turkey I thought these kind of things were over but I guess the U.K. has to be even worse than Erdoganstan

Edited October 28 by Illyboy
my ESL ass misspelt "thought" as "taught" :skull:

[Illyboy]

On 10/24/2024 at 9:17 PM, TouchinFree said:

Story of my ******* life. Whenever i encountered a gay ( at an event) they clutched their pearls and asked "Why a straight is here" like ma'am its not my fault that i was born in the land of sand with a chest hair and beard that would literally grow the NEXT day if i shaved. And the only time my voice pitch goes soft is when im having my soul sucked out my.......

 

Or " You dont look the type" ma'am i was just rimming a fat ass 10 minutes ago. Should i record for reference? And the only time i went to a gay club in Melbourne i was asked to prove i was gay. I told the security guard to bend over and he said that sounded straight. I had to leave because everyone at the club would come up and ask " are you  lost , there's different types of "girls" here and guys offering bjs to a "straight" ". 

 

"You're not bubbly enough to be gay" like ma'am im just dead inside. "Why do you keep your beard so thick and masc" ma'am this is permenant from the day i turned 10. "Why are you pretending to be straight" ma'am if you dont stfu. 

 

REAL. Why in the Lord's year 2024 is there still an stereotype on "what the gay man looks like"

Idk if I'm just terminally online but glancing at gay tumblr blogs and other places it ironically seems like those "straight-passing" masc gays are the most "demanded"?? It surprises me how that doesn't translate into IRL but idk

 

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Very ironic of me to write this as a closeted guy who is "pretending to be straight" on purpose but alas idc abt my online footprint atp it's unsalvageable