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Why is nobody mentioning the hanky-code handkerchiefs, miss Jade did her homework :suburban:

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Girl :deadbanana4:

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"H O W L" is taking me out :deadbanana2: 

 

Also the hanky-codes are

 

Black = into heavy SM

Navy Blue = fucker/fuckee (:rip:)

Pale Yellow = spits/drools crazy

 

 

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Even Charli has her limits. 

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1 hour ago, SchmoodRing said:

She's a popstar she's suppose to be selling her music and artistry not sex toys like what does have to do with her music or brand as an artist? It's cringe

The song that this merch is promoting is about sexual fantasies and kinks. I'd say it's pretty on brand

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Some of y'all need to learn about brand partnership real quick. The song is literally about kinks and sexual fantasies :rip:

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It's giving deep state backed pop star 

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2 hours ago, glitch said:

The song that this merch is promoting is about sexual fantasies and kinks. I'd say it's pretty on brand

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not big enough for me 

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Never tried them before, but I know you whores tried it :gaycat4:

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SOPHIE did this years ago :coffee2:

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5 hours ago, glitch said:

The song that this merch is promoting is about sexual fantasies and kinks. I'd say it's pretty on brand

Can't she just stick with promoting the song like... like imagine Rihanna releasing umbrella and selling actual umbrellas as merch lol again it's just tacky and cringe. 

6 hours ago, YasIconic said:

"she's a popstar, she's selling music" and all that **** :rip:

 

literally every popstar we've had has sold perfumes,clothes,shoes,makeup,panties.:rip:

 

Your problem is that she's selling sex toys specifically. And that's your **** to work with yourselves.Hope that helps:bird:

That's what she has to work out if she has to resort to selling this to sell her music not on us to fix tf also when popstars sold that other stuff it was a side business venture hustle not to promote their music 

6 hours ago, Daddy said:

"H O W L" is taking me out :deadbanana2: 

 

Also the hanky-codes are

 

Black = into heavy SM

Navy Blue = fucker/fuckee (:rip:)

Pale Yellow = spits/drools crazy

 

 

💀 but this isn't cringe inducing at all.ok lol

2 hours ago, spree said:

not big enough for me 

You need 143 inches don't you hun lol

5 hours ago, Popboi. said:

Some of y'all need to learn about brand partnership real quick. The song is literally about kinks and sexual fantasies :rip:

And I'm just Ken!!!

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11 hours ago, glitch said:

Imagine a guy comes over and asks if you've got any toys and you whip out your Fantasy butt plug :deadbanana2:

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Miss Jade can say f**

 

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The Chromatica jockstrap is QUAKING

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If you like it weird she likes it strange! :suburban:

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12 hours ago, glitch said:

The song that this merch is promoting is about sexual fantasies and kinks. I'd say it's pretty on brand

her brand is flopping 

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Some of the replies in here really give off 'old man yelling at cloud' energy.

 

Most acts to these single based merch drops. If the song was about poker she would have sold a poker set of a customised pack of carda. 

 

99,999999% of the GP won't ever know this excisted. 

 

Jade knows who her core fanbase is and caters to it. Nothing wrong with that.

 

Call it tacky all you want but it really feels some of you might benefit from sone therapy to unpack a thing or two

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Can't wait for the "show me your merch!" pics! :gaycat2:

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5 hours ago, J-esper said:

Some of the replies in here really give off 'old man yelling at cloud' energy.

 

Most acts to these single based merch drops. If the song was about poker she would have sold a poker set of a customised pack of carda. 

 

99,999999% of the GP won't ever know this excisted. 

 

Jade knows who her core fanbase is and caters to it. Nothing wrong with that.

 

Call it tacky all you want but it really feels some of you might benefit from sone therapy to unpack a thing or two

Now your making ageist comments just because we don't want a popstar to sell sex toys to promote her new single? Also we don't know that she'd do this because she didn't do something like this for angel of my dreams or midnight cowboy so its like why now and for what? If this gets promoted and the media gets wind of it things can get messy and backfire. Shes a UK popstar and a woman of color unfortunately odds are against her just based on that. Also so unnecessarily passive aggressive for your last statement to say that we're entitled to call it what we want then follow that up with having that same said opinion needs therapy is warped. 

 

This isn't just towards Jade specifically. When Gaga did this with the chromatica jockstraps I thought that was tacky too

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