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58 minutes ago, Rihinvention said:

I'm actually gobsmacked at how bad this film is doing. I feel like, almost overnight, we went from "it got mixed reviews at Venice :biblio:" to "it is, without a doubt, one of the worst films of all time."

 

I have to wonder if Gaga, or Joaquin, had similar reactions after watching it for the first time. I feel like no amount of personal involvement could blind you to the fact that your experience watching it was laborious and boring.

 

Surely even they walked out of it going, "my god…it was bad. It was really, really bad. I ****ed up by signing on to it."

 

There's no way they could have such a viscerally different reaction to…well, literally everyone.

 

 

Why would Gaga put out an album called Harlequin unless she was convinced this would be a major hit for her, though? I understand these things are not planned overnight, but she could at least have changed the name of the album to distance it from the movie if she thought it would bomb.

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Posted
58 minutes ago, Rihinvention said:

I'm actually gobsmacked at how bad this film is doing. I feel like, almost overnight, we went from "it got mixed reviews at Venice :biblio:" to "it is, without a doubt, one of the worst films of all time."

 

I have to wonder if Gaga, or Joaquin, had similar reactions after watching it for the first time. I feel like no amount of personal involvement could blind you to the fact that your experience watching it was laborious and boring.

 

Surely even they walked out of it going, "my god…it was bad. It was really, really bad. I ****ed up by signing on to it."

 

There's no way they could have such a viscerally different reaction to…well, literally everyone.

 

 

Why would Gaga put out an album called Harlequin unless she was convinced this would be a major hit for her, though? I understand these things are not planned overnight, but she could at least have changed the name of the album to distance it from the movie if she thought it would bomb.

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58 minutes ago, Rihinvention said:

I'm actually gobsmacked at how bad this film is doing. I feel like, almost overnight, we went from "it got mixed reviews at Venice :biblio:" to "it is, without a doubt, one of the worst films of all time."

 

I have to wonder if Gaga, or Joaquin, had similar reactions after watching it for the first time. I feel like no amount of personal involvement could blind you to the fact that your experience watching it was laborious and boring.

 

Surely even they walked out of it going, "my god…it was bad. It was really, really bad. I ****ed up by signing on to it."

 

There's no way they could have such a viscerally different reaction to…well, literally everyone.

 

 

Why would Gaga put out an album called Harlequin unless she was convinced this would be a major hit for her, though? I understand these things are not planned overnight, but she could at least have changed the name of the album to distance it from the movie if she thought it would bomb.

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1 minute ago, traherne said:

Why would Gaga put out an album called Harlequin unless she was convinced this would be a major hit for her, though? I understand these things are not planned overnight, but she could at least have changed the name of the album to distance it from the movie if she thought it would bomb.

Artistic integrity. It was clearly inspired by the film. Renaming it and shooting a different cover wouldn't change that. Furthermore, it was probably in her contract.

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8 hours ago, Assassin said:

HoG was also a flop.

HoG was able to break even, and her performance there was also praised. It did okay, but not a flop.

 

Also, for a supposed Adele stan, I always see you in Gaga threads just to hate and nothing else. Aren't you tired? Go listen to 30 or something :zzz:

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7 hours ago, Jay07 said:

Gaga got her 10 million and a 73 mc score out of this and as you know, that's hard to get, not everybody has that.

 

Are you ok though? It's giving a little... obsessed.

73 is very much panned :suburban:

 

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And it continues....

 

The GP has spoken - remember to say NO to GAGA!

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7 hours ago, aesthetic bih said:

HoG was able to break even, and her performance there was also praised. It did okay, but not a flop

A movie needs to gross 2.5x times its budget to break even, and HoG did not do that.

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2 hours ago, Assassin said:

A movie needs to gross 2.5x times its budget to break even, and HoG did not do that.

The 2.5x is probably assuming there are no other factors other than recovering the budget itself. But you're forgetting you also need to take account non-financial consideration such as that HoG was released during the pandemic era when physical cinemas are generally down. So it being able to do 2x during covid restrictions makes it indeed not a flop.

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36 minutes ago, aesthetic bih said:

The 2.5x is probably assuming there are no other factors other than recovering the budget itself. But you're forgetting you also need to take account non-financial consideration such as that HoG was released during the pandemic era when physical cinemas are generally down. So it being able to do 2x during covid restrictions makes it indeed not a flop.

You're ignoring all the money thrown at marketing and Oscar campaign, that money is not counted for budget but it's taken into consideration when calculating profits. 

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10 hours ago, GentleDance said:

73 is very much panned :suburban:

 

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Girl RO wasn't panned it just quietly flopped, at most you could call it "mixed" but even that's being Radically Pessimistic

 

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19 minutes ago, NoAngelus said:

You're ignoring all the money thrown at marketing and Oscar campaign, that money is not counted for budget but it's taken into consideration when calculating profits. 

I think that's why the rule is that movie should make 2.5-3x of the production cost, so the extra buffer is to consider other costs not counted in the budget such as marketing costs. :michael:

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Howww can this happen? I was told that Gaga puts butts in the seats. This is impossible. I can't believe it 

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2 minutes ago, Oktober Knight said:

Howww can this happen? I was told that Gaga puts butts in the seats. This is impossible. I can't believe it 

 

it's all part of media manipulation, i wouldn't believe everything we read until the last numbers come out 

 

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