celeb news Lana and her swamp husband looking homeless in new pics; wedding ring revealed

[YouSmellLikeHospital]

Did you know there's a dirty dock we can sit on the floor and vape on 

[P.O.P]

3 hours ago, MatiRod said:

I bet the d is absolute fire I just know it 

Just like a wise woman once said: No d*ck is that bomb 

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I know the divorce will be NASTY

Edited October 2 by P.O.P

[Minto]

can't believe this is the same queen who made venice b*tch this behaviour is so off putting 

 

 

[Cleanromantic]

All I know is Taylor's next cancelation is gonna be epic once she's seen hugging Lana/ in the proximity of that men 

[MatiRod]

3 hours ago, Katamari said:

Lana and Janet Collab incoming!

I know this was a joke but that would actually be incredible, imagine Lana on a "Ooh Baby (Love Scene)" type sensual whisper jam

[BloodLuster]

this will be the last time I talk about this topic...

 

but I still feel dissapointed and baffled over this. sure she is entitled to marry any man she wants but good god Lana, we all know you had a lot better options. I won't be beyond dramatic to say I'll never listen to her music but since last week I haven't been listening to her discog in the way I do which makes me very sad.

 

now I'm sure she has a self-sabotage problem going on with her. in 2019 after all the years of unfair criticism she finally got the proper acclaim and recognition, only to flush it down the toilet with QFTC. and now after unprecedent sales and streams, 4 universally acclaimed albums in a row and her popularity being in the best state ever she comes with this. everything was going too perfect to be truth...

 

Edited October 2 by BloodLuster

[Phaunzie]

Hope she is happy.

[Pop Life]

She's like the final boss of trust fund kids who pretend they're not 

[Johnny Jacobs]

I just know after they break up we'll get BTD 2 

 

It will be worth it

[suburbannature]

12 minutes ago, Pop Life said:

She's like the final boss of trust fund kids who pretend they're not 

They were very middle class - her mother was a school teacher and her dad was a flop real estate investor/domain name buyer.

[Pop Life]

30 minutes ago, suburbannature said:

They were very middle class - her mother was a school teacher and her dad was a flop real estate investor/domain name buyer.

I could have chosen my words better. I meant that she's rich now. As an adult. She's like the grown-up version of the young adults who cosplay as struggling artists when they know they're set for life.

 

Lana at least has the talent to back it up, but it's still weird to me

[Cleanromantic]

The video is even funnier... why are they randomly just sitting there 

 

[Taylor fanboy]

Her Paper Rings is coming.

[Shinning]

10 hours ago, VeniceBeach said:

She's now living in Louisiana, are you ready for these aesthetics for her new album?

wait imagine if she served B'Day/AHS Coven that'd be a collapse

 

[Nefertiti0]

[Mr.X]

On 10/1/2024 at 11:19 PM, Mr.X said:

She looks happy. Good for ha

OK I kind of take this back following recent revelations of him being a Transphobic Trumper.

 

If she is happy, good for her. I won't support her no more though

[Kamil24]

looks like 2 regular people?

[modeblock]

Lana bae, I get it. You've always wanted to be just an extraordinarily ordinary girl, but you're NOT. This side of her has always made me cringe because it's extremely tone-deaf and insulting to actual poor people. The Trumpism is what really freaks me out, though. She did not need to do all that if she wanted to find a broken man she could fix. I do not know what's going on anymore - this isn't just fetishizing being poor. She's being a reckless mess and negatively impacting the lives of people around her. 

[WokeEqualist]

On 10/1/2024 at 7:36 PM, popmusicisdead said:

she's from upstate NY but she used to be all about California until COCC and then the Midwest with Tunnel.

if Lasso is still happening obviously she's going Southern.

she'll run out of US regions soon enough 

 

I was reminded of this

 

Anyway I hope they got a prenup

[Cardcaptor Sakura]

I didn't expect them to look exactly like homeless people